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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.



To be fair, that's a huge leak and I wouldn't be surprised by someone being charged to clean it up even if it didn't vaguely look like a penis.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Cat Hatter posted:

To be fair, that's a huge leak and I wouldn't be surprised by someone being charged to clean it up even if it didn't vaguely look like a penis.

To be fair, it's not a leak but instead a lack of the heavenly white spray that everywhere else received.

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



Cat Hatter posted:

To be fair, that's a huge leak and I wouldn't be surprised by someone being charged to clean it up even if it didn't vaguely look like a penis.
Preserving this idiot post for posterity

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

i am the bruce of the willis


The rank dumbness of that comment made me go back and check if I somehow completely overlooked something

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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There's no tire tracks.......no, no, no. None of this is adding up at all!

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Oh gently caress you

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013




Would try purple and yellow

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.






Smellrose


I assumed harpoon spearpoints at first.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


NO YOU SEE THEY LOOK LIKE MY PENISES LMOA

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.






Smellrose

Dragon dildos was my second thought, I have to admit.

Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob


Grimey Drawer

laughing my orifices off?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pimblor posted:

laughing my orifices off?

That would be LMOO. LMOA is leaving my orifices agape.

Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob


Grimey Drawer

these kids and their lingos

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Solice Kirsk posted:

That would be LMOO. LMOA is leaving my orifices agape.

I dunno, I find Laughing My Orifices Agape quite a bit funnier.

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013




Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Dragon dildos was my second thought, I have to admit.

DRAGON GONADS

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused


It took me a sec but I see now
It's a figurine of a lady missing an arm and head

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Elohssa Gib posted:

It took me a sec but I see now
It's a figurine of a lady missing an arm and head

Penis de Milo

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Hey I know that guy! Wasn't he that one who took a swim in pigs blood or something?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


https://twitter.com/DorsaAmir/statu...224296662237184

PCJ-600
Apr 17, 2001


... and somewhere on DeviantArt, Animal from the Muppets rubs Palpatine's pregnant belly

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!


Solice Kirsk posted:

Penis de Milo

How is this not the thread title already

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Legacy is indeed stored in the park parked in the balls

Otteration
Jan 3, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


Grimey Drawer

Cross posting because yes, please:

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Go ahead, buddy. You just gotta believe in yourself.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

I dunno. Serrations aren't exactly what I'm looking for in a giant ice cock.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Pfft. Coward.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


Didn't know The Onion was making porn now

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.






I encountered this in the wild at work while verifying someone's address. The best part, if you zoom in it's also named "The Pee is Stored in the Balls Park"

I cant do a drat screenshot on my phone but its there.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004



Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



Confirmed!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Beer_Suitcase posted:

I encountered this in the wild at work while verifying someone's address. The best part, if you zoom in it's also named "The Pee is Stored in the Balls Park"

I cant do a drat screenshot on my phone but its there.

I haven't been sure what to believe in lately, but thanks for restoring my faith in humanity, forums user Beer_Suitcase

e: drat you forums users Craptacular and Fatty Crabcakes

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Mar 13, 2019

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.


it's everything i could have imagined

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

neongrey posted:

it's everything i could have imagined



That is the long and veiny of it.

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Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

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Captain Hygiene posted:

e: drat you forums users Craptacular and Fatty Crabcakes

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