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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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neongrey posted:

it's everything i could have imagined



Even the path from Ember Brook Circle to the IMAX cinema plays into it. What the hell were the planners thinking?

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

Jedit posted:

What the hell were the planners thinking?

"Let's make this park and the surrounds look like a giant ejaculating dick"

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Jedit posted:

Even the path from Ember Brook Circle to the IMAX cinema plays into it. What the hell were the planners thinking?

Holy poo poo I didn't even see that till just now

Edit: now I'm just imagining the tiny people walking the path like lil spermies

Dixville has a new favorite as of 12:31 on Mar 13, 2019

bike tory
May 6, 2007



clIMAX cinema

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




This thread just peaked.

stuxracer
May 4, 2006


neongrey posted:

it's everything i could have imagined


Pee is stored in the balls!

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007



neongrey posted:

it's everything i could have imagined



Look! Look! I told you pee was stored in the balls!

Edit: gently caress. Beaten.

Fuckface the Hedgehog has a new favorite as of 04:37 on Mar 14, 2019

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!


neongrey posted:

it's everything i could have imagined



It's even near Swallowtail Way and Regalwood Drive

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Captain Jesus posted:

It's even near Swallowtail Way

Lois Lane is cupping the balls






..... is a sentence I never thought I'd be typing out twice today

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

https://twitter.com/yohosiefgc/stat...252482244599808

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


That took me way too loving long.

For anyone with dumb eyes like me second image has the ring

Not the first time that's shown up in video games if I recall. Wasn't it in some Doom like game or something? A mod maybe?

Edit: Found what I was thinking of, google came up with this thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3677919

UT2k3

Knee has a new favorite as of 05:06 on Mar 15, 2019

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Knee posted:

That took me way too loving long.

For anyone with dumb eyes like me second image has the ring

Not the first time that's shown up in video games if I recall. Wasn't it in some Doom like game or something? A mod maybe?

Edit: Found what I was thinking of, google came up with this thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3677919

UT2k3


God?

luxury handset
Jan 24, 2018

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON


Jedit posted:

Even the path from Ember Brook Circle to the IMAX cinema plays into it. What the hell were the planners thinking?

there is at least a 50/50 shot that whoever laid out that site plan intended to draw a big old dick

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


It's always inspiring to see people achieve what they set out to do

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

2:35 PM, 5 April 2017. 153 decibels. Caused the cat actual harm.





The ring's on the wrong finger, though, isn't it? That's what took me so long.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

Besesoth posted:

The ring's on the wrong finger, though, isn't it? That's what took me so long.

Yeah it should be just underneath where it is.

Edit for content:

Memento has a new favorite as of 05:28 on Mar 16, 2019

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

To become the moon
Then all the world will be in sight!



Besesoth posted:

The ring's on the wrong finger, though, isn't it? That's what took me so long.

Memento posted:

Yeah it should be just underneath where it is.

No, it's in the correct place.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Captain Jesus posted:

It's even near Swallowtail Way and Regalwood Drive

I just noticed that immediately above the Path of Ejaculation is Finale Square.

Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob


Grimey Drawer

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp


New region victreebel looking fierce

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches


I thought it was a myth!!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

https://giant.gfycat.com/CharmingUntidyAtlasmoth.webm

Once again, you might ask what they were thinking.

Once again, the answer is "lol this is going to be hilarious"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Working as intended I should say.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

It's really not supposed to be red, they should consult a doctor

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I thought it was a myth!!



And Jesus spake again, saying, This is my bag of dicks; eat, thou, in remembrance of me.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

luxury handset posted:

there is at least a 50/50 shot that whoever laid out that site plan intended to draw a big old dick

It's a pretty basic human impulse; I'm fairly sure that the first penis drawing was made on some cave wall approximately 20 minutes after the invention of the concept of representative art.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Well, the first recorded joke is kinda porny, so I'll have to agree.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



MrUnderbridge posted:

Well, the first recorded joke is kinda porny, so I'll have to agree.

I guess farting on your husband is "porny" if that's the porn you're into.

betamax hipster
Aug 13, 2016


Dixville posted:

It's really not supposed to be red, they should consult a doctor

My ex had that problem once. Apparently the most reliable treatment is an orchiectomy.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually







Ramrod XTreme


no ring

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

betamax hipster posted:

My ex had that problem once. Apparently the most reliable treatment is an orchiectomy.

That's a reliable treatment for so many things but unfortunately not considered nearly often enough!!

Just kidding fellas

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



Thongs

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


OK, this is the one that broke me, I can't figure out anything else this is supposed to represent. It doesn't help that the associate website's mission profile refers "the vital stimulus"

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/01/26/the-flaps-award/

quote:

“Named in honour of one of Australia’s most respected scientists, the Graeme Clark Oration award for Science Innovation was presented to the school for its year eight ‘Broadening Horizons‘ program.”

Apparently it’s meant to be two hands, peeling away the layers of the Earth.

If you blow up this one you can see that it is, indeed, the earth being "peeled" (ripped) open.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Mother Earth being spread open...

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Father Time took his Cialis

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006

Who are you to doubt El Vago?


If your erection lasts for more than four epochs, consult a physician.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Marcade posted:

If your erection lasts for more than four epochs, consult a physician.

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