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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Cartoon Man posted:

Mother Earth being spread open...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn33-q4Ao

Makes more sense now I've seen the labia.

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LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!





AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.




I didn't realize that Geiger had gotten into farming as well.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!



e: this wasn't the post I meant to reply to

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



bony tony
Aug 9, 2013




Either pooping or cumming

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


bony tony posted:

Either pooping or cumming

Why not pooping-cum-cumming?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





Joe Mama Poonana posted:



all you're looking at is ultrablessed PB on a knife

This showed up in the blessed pics thread.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope

https://twitter.com/GorillaMama2U/s...2702239744?s=20

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Those are some vaginal potato chickens

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Picnic Princess posted:

vaginal potato

But enough about Latvian porn.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I understand rolling in flour to find the wet spot but the rest is beyond me

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014







It's like a HowToBasics video, but more uncomfortable to watch.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Normally I don't put grated cheese on it. Like if it ain't there, good?

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!

Pillbug


An ounce of seasoning is quite a lot and would be too much for four chicken breasts.

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!


that seems like a good idea
but incredibly bland.

500 good dogs
Jan 2, 2017


evobatman posted:

An ounce of seasoning is quite a lot and would be too much for four chicken breasts.

Not really? Even seasoning packets you buy at the store are like 1oz per 1lb of chicken.

Otteration
Jan 3, 2014




Grimey Drawer


If your recipe is poo poo, sex it up! Here's how (click through for more):

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts


Legit thought that said "elemental cheese" at first.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Found this lovely carrot while cooking dinner at my parents' place.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

hyperhazard posted:

Found this lovely carrot while cooking dinner at my parents' place.



A yonic phallus. Very rare

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


A phallic yone. Even rarer

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

uncertainty posted:

This is it:


Crosspost from the r/relationships thread, possibly the most ill-conceived tribute to Dumbo ever

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

hyperhazard posted:

Found this lovely carrot while cooking dinner at my parents' place.



Nice avatar, and topical until I clicked it on my phone to start the animation

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Karate Bastard posted:

Nice avatar, and topical until I clicked it on my phone to start the animation

You know, I didn't even notice it in the music video until I saw my avatar later on my phone and was like "that's totally a penis." I'm like 99% sure it's on purpose too, since it's Ghost.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin



rainbow going into a pot of gold

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

hyperhazard posted:

You know, I didn't even notice it in the music video until I saw my avatar later on my phone and was like "that's totally a penis." I'm like 99% sure it's on purpose too, since it's Ghost.



Deservedly listed as a logo fail. That's the JAPAN flag smdh

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 06:35 on Apr 3, 2019

Pakistani politics
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Captain Hygiene posted:

Crosspost from the r/relationships thread, possibly the most ill-conceived tribute to Dumbo ever

Whoa I swear to golly Gosh that this was a fetal Master Chief gestating inside a dick head / frenulum. Elephants are ok though. It could be worse.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Karate Bastard posted:



Deservedly listed as a logo fail. That's the JAPAN flag smdh

Well, I always leave Chinese restaurants stuffed.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Solice Kirsk posted:

Well, I always leave Chinese restaurants stuffed.

That's a weird descriptor for an all male massage parlor.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



I want to open a Hooter's-esque restaurant featuring male waiters in Daisy Dukes and tool belts and call it Yardsticks.

No one steal my billion dollar idea.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Solice Kirsk posted:

I want to open a Hooter's-esque restaurant featuring male waiters in Daisy Dukes and tool belts and call it Yardsticks.

No one steal my billion dollar idea.

You can have a slogan of "Home of the Foot-Long"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

So.... do you have any IKEA furniture, or anything else that needs screwing back at your place flex flex

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



Solice Kirsk posted:

I want to open a Hooter's-esque restaurant featuring male waiters in Daisy Dukes and tool belts and call it Yardsticks.

No one steal my billion dollar idea.
You are too late.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...


Fatty Crabcakes posted:

You are too late.



all positions

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012




Itís a cock-er spaniel

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010


Weiner dog.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010




Why is someone about to step on the cockdog?

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013




It's a "don't tread on me" reference

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CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


Itís a hand

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