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vermicious
Feb 22, 2010

Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

oh yeah...
the mom/daughter showering together security daughter is not staged

it's all so loving weird

Agreed. I love cringe tv, but sometimes this one is too much. Their scenes really push the boundaries of what my brain can handle

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Great times call for great men


Nap Ghost

vermicious posted:

Agreed. I love cringe tv, but sometimes this one is too much. Their scenes really push the boundaries of what my brain can handle

All reality tv is definitely some sort of voyeurism but late night TLC does make me feel like a monster

I miss it just being trading spaces and junkyard wars

vermicious
Feb 22, 2010

Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

All reality tv is definitely some sort of voyeurism but late night TLC does make me feel like a monster

I miss it just being trading spaces and junkyard wars

Things used to be so much more simple.

Now it is: "I like to watch my mom sleep"

Deadite
Aug 30, 2003

A fat guy, a watermelon, and a stack of magazines?
Family.


Wow Stephanie’s friend is a strong contender for the worst person on the show this season. It’s like she stepped out of a 90s sitcom.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Great times call for great men


Nap Ghost

Deadite posted:

Wow Stephanie’s friend is a strong contender for the worst person on the show this season. It’s like she stepped out of a 90s sitcom.

I'M JUST A FEISTY EYE-TALIAN WOMAN HONEY
*swirls overfilled glass of Carlo Rossi to the camera*

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011



Grimey Drawer

vermicious posted:

Yeah that was brutal. I pray to the TLC gods that they had set that up somehow.

Another highlight for me of this show is the security guard daughter that prowls behind her stepdad in the back of all the shots like she is a hungry animal stalking prey

She's certainly something! We're gonna see her on one of those Investigation Discovery murder shows.

I am also not surprised by Stephanie's friends being as garbage as she is. So glad Erika is rid of her.

vermicious
Feb 22, 2010

Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?


dovetaile posted:

She's certainly something! We're gonna see her on one of those Investigation Discovery murder shows.

I am also not surprised by Stephanie's friends being as garbage as she is. So glad Erika is rid of her.

Oh absolutely. She's going to put her training to use when she needs to get rid of his body!

Yeah Stephanie's friends are definitely as lovely as her, so that made sense.
drat did I feel bad for Erika after that segment.

Also a big lol at Stephanie calling Erika a narcissist

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004



Fun Shoe

I don't know what was funnier, Stephanie calling Erika a narcissist, or Baby Girl Lisa frequently giving out unsolicited advice.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

unless Avery's magic special diet that Ash's refused to follow was "DONT EAT BABIES" she's being a moron about the whole thing and it's just an excuse.
edit: reworded

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


This whole Dumpster fire should be doused. What a horrible group of people. I don't want to see any of these bitches on a later season.

gently caress you, Ed. gently caress you so hard.

E: Tiffany looks like the girl who plays Meghan Markle on The Windsors. It does not make me like her more.

Ee: who the gently caress cares about the "sex video," it's an LDR, why do you morons act surprised?

Eee: oh okay he was gross about it.

Eeee: I really don't think we needed this much Ed content.

Eeeee: Rose is a treasure and her stank looks sustain me.

Eeeeee: "Your having leg hair was weird for me." AAAAAAHHHHH gently caress

Eeeeeee: Darcey is a lot nicer than one might suspect. I bet she would have your back in a bar fight (or fall down and roll under the table.)

E8: These women coming for Ed is wonderful.

E9: "Sanders" is really judgmental for a fat Jimmy Fallon.

Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Jun 8, 2020

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably


Hell Gem

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I just can’t stay mad at Darcey and I was so happy when she stood up for Rose.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



Ed's daughter seems like a bit of a terrible person. Her dad on national TV says he was about to toss her aside again and then immediately started going after Rose for not being genuine, even after all the footage of Ed being as rear end in a top hat

Also Stephanie has terrible friends who enable her poo poo behavior. Sanders low-key seems like an rear end in a top hat that no one notices because their Italian friends is too busy swinging around a bottle of red and making that under the chin swiping motion. Like, you could see him chomping at the bit waiting for an opening to throw shade but each time he tried it was an easy "you weren't there this is what happened" or "actually I did do that" counter and he went back to stewing waiting for another opportunity

Usman giving us the breakdown of Nigerian scammers was great

WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Jun 8, 2020

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



I guess Sanders is another Youtube personality so that explains why he's a poo poo person

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

Im watching the 90 days the other way first episode here and Im wondering if Darcy is the Dorian Gray portrait in Kenneth's attic.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Yolanda's attitude seems to be "haha whoops my bad oh well" and Karra is perfectly within her rights to smack her.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the President is dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


Stephanie is trash and her friends are trash. Her one friend trying to be some weird mixture of a wine aunt and the Jersey Shore was transparent as hell and yet still extremely annoying. Ericka still rules and hopefully she realizes she's so far above a trashy reality TV show.

Yay on no Geoffrey but I wish they would have said why, that way the general public knows how lovely he is.

David HAS to be some comedy act, right? He apparently has zero self-awareness to be lecturing other people on how to handle a relationship.

Ed somehow got worse since filming, since he's very obviously trying to make himself into a "character" and cash in on his 15 minutes of fame. Every time he was like "Haha, you guys, there was a big rat! It was right there!" it reminded me of little kids telling you a story that you already were a part of and then adding all these extra details to make it "more exciting".

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004



Fun Shoe

Hello, I am David. Here is the stockpile of grape juice I have gathered for my future wife.

vermicious
Feb 22, 2010

Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?


A Fancy Hat posted:


Ed somehow got worse since filming, since he's very obviously trying to make himself into a "character" and cash in on his 15 minutes of fame. Every time he was like "Haha, you guys, there was a big rat! It was right there!" it reminded me of little kids telling you a story that you already were a part of and then adding all these extra details to make it "more exciting".

That whole bit bothered the hell out of me because he had the candor of a dude out with the bros, telling stories about that one time he went to a place with a culture he didn't understand, but also didn't give a poo poo about

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Extra Large Marge posted:

Hello, I am David. Here is the stockpile of grape juice I have gathered for my future wife.

By the time he gives up on her it will have turned into wine and then he'll be inoculated against the pain for a good few hours.

SpitefulHammer
Dec 27, 2012


Stephanie is such a pos, complete projection calling Erika a child and narcissist when Steph approached the relationship like a teenager. I hope her youtube career tanks, though I have feeling her family has money anyway.

tgacon
Mar 22, 2009


Fleta Mcgurn posted:


Eeeeee: "Your having leg hair was weird for me." AAAAAAHHHHH gently caress


Holy poo poo the look on Shaun’s face when he’s launching into his “You have to understand, where I’m from women laser their legs” bit was PRICELESS. I wish I knew what was going through there head at that moment.
The subtle eyebrow raise. The submerged rage of being a 50-year old woman in Hollywood who can’t let herself look a day over 28 because of people just like this neckless motherfucker right here. This mayonnaise-smelling thumb of a man.

tgacon fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Jun 8, 2020

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.


tgacon posted:

Holy poo poo the look on Shaun’s face when he’s launching into his “You have to understand, where I’m from women laser their legs” bit was PRICELESS. I wish I knew what was going through there head at that moment.

That made my jaw drop

tgacon
Mar 22, 2009


Bloody Cat Farm posted:

That made my jaw drop

I Lol’d so hard it frightened my cat. Had to rewind and watch it a dozen times like the fuckin Zapruder film

spatula
Nov 6, 2004




If you don't know who this guy is, he's a real doctor of psychology that does incredible reaction videos to 90DF on youtube. Please check those videos out if you haven't already.

He ripped Ash for his seminar so I'm looking forward to this IG event

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

Nap Ghost

spatula posted:



If you don't know who this guy is, he's a real doctor of psychology that does incredible reaction videos to 90DF on youtube. Please check those videos out if you haven't already.

He ripped Ash for his seminar so I'm looking forward to this IG event

Pretty awesome man. Thanks for the heads up! The Doc has some good content. I might have to wait for it to be uploaded to YouTube.

Tea Bone
Feb 18, 2011

I'm going for gasps.

Extra Large Marge posted:

I don't know what was funnier, Stephanie calling Erika a narcissist, or Baby Girl Lisa frequently giving out unsolicited advice.

It's David lecturing Yolanda on how to spot a cat fish.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE


Tea Bone posted:

It's David lecturing Yolanda on how to spot a cat fish.

drat that was another good one. “And NEVER send them money!”

Bitch you spent 150k on an escort site and you’ve convinced yourself that’s not the same thing as paying her. Just

GI_Clutch
Aug 22, 2000
Where is he? Where's who? Your leader! He's...to the east. Thanks for the infor...MATION!




Dinosaur Gum

Yet another series...

https://www.thewrap.com/90-day-fian...0-strikes-back/

quote:

Per TLC, “With its raw, irreverent style, 'B90 Strikes Back!' will give devotees of the series something more to shout about. The couples will finally address the online commentary for each respective episode in the same air order, as well as the opinions of the ‘Pillow Talk’ cast by watching clips, reacting to what the pillow talkers are saying and striking back at burning tweets for the most recent ‘Before the 90 Days’ and ‘Pillow Talk’ seasons. Fans can look forward to commentary on some of the most outrageous moments addressed by their favorite cast members directly, all self-shot from their homes.”

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

Lisa being extremely well-versed in Nigerian scammers was pretty amusing too. Sounds like she at least did her homework before getting serious with Usman, she's just missing that final step where while he's not outright scamming her there's an obvious quid-pro-quo in their relationship she seems to ignore.

SpitefulHammer posted:

Stephanie is such a pos, complete projection calling Erika a child and narcissist when Steph approached the relationship like a teenager. I hope her youtube career tanks, though I have feeling her family has money anyway.
I kind of feel bad for her after seeing how big a piece of poo poo her mom is when she came out. Like she obviously has issues with relationships and sexuality, but it seems clear where those came from now. I wonder if her mom knew about the camgirling before the show aired. Even if her family has money her mom seems like the kind who would cut her off for being bi.

I still feel worse for Erika though, she's like the only person this season who seems to not have any major issues and is like mostly blameless in her whole role.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007



SpitefulHammer posted:

Stephanie is such a pos, complete projection calling Erika a child and narcissist when Steph approached the relationship like a teenager. I hope her youtube career tanks, though I have feeling her family has money anyway.

Stephanie has money...she portrays herself as just a YouTuber with an illness, but she was on several seasons of a Nickelodeon show when she was young and various other parts when she was older.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably


Hell Gem

We Got Us A Bread posted:

Stephanie has money...she portrays herself as just a YouTuber with an illness, but she was on several seasons of a Nickelodeon show when she was young and various other parts when she was older.

And she drives a Porsche. My dream car

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?




Erika is very much also playing up that quirky/wacky side of her; but Stephanie is so much worse she is in the right anyway.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of




We're watching the recap now and honestly there's literally no words for how awful a person Ed is. Everything he says just fuckin sucks.

I am embarrassed to share citizenship with this dipfuck.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Great times call for great men


Nap Ghost

Man Tom trying to gently caress his way across the cast list

timp
Sep 18, 2007

Everything is in my control


Lipstick Apathy

Of course Lisa immediately tries to defend Tom. You can always count on her to have the exact worst take in any given situation

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.


Young Orc

Lisa is going nuclear

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......




Magissima posted:

Lisa is going nuclear

Billy Goat Lisa is definitely not mmmmmmaaaaaaadddddddddddddd like our highly regarded a President often is mad

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

We Got Us A Bread posted:

Stephanie has money...she portrays herself as just a YouTuber with an illness, but she was on several seasons of a Nickelodeon show when she was young and various other parts when she was older.
Doesn't look like that's right:
https://www.newsweek.com/stephanie-...red-tlc-1503737

quote:

According to the Internet Movie Database (IMDB), Stephanie was only on one episode of All That in 1994. The episode was titled Wakefield, and it's the only acting job she has listed. Yes, Stephanie does technically have acting experience and may have tried to break into Hollywood in the 90s, but her experience extends no further.

But LOL

quote:

Despite being formerly imprisoned for selling drugs, Geoffrey Pascal also has an IMDB page. His is much more impressive than Stephanie's.

Geoffrey has been in a list of true-crime series, like Snapped, which he's been seen in more than a handful of times between 2017 and 2020. He's also appeared in Fatal Attraction, Murder By Numbers, Homicide Hunters and Murder Chose Me.
Guess he plays to type.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Great times call for great men


Nap Ghost

$300k and motherfucker still hasn't bought a wife

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Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.


Young Orc

It's not a poor man's game!

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