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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


God. Ew. No. Fast-forwarding past that motherfucker forevermore.

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004



Fun Shoe

Can't wait to meet Nigerian Soulja Boy

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

I canít wait for season 12 when two (I almost called them contestants) participants on the show meet the same Nigerian guy who has been cat fishing / trying to marry them.
Followed by Sister Wives: Nigerian K1 VISA Edition.

Fat Albert in a can
Aug 20, 2006


These stupid forest elves have NO appreciation for how hard I work on my hair.


We Got Us A Bread posted:

Yeah, about Geoffrey.. never, ever feel bad for him. Ever.

https://starcasm.net/before-90-days...er-allegations/



That would be really concerning to find out. I can't imagine finding out about all that out months later, possibly on tv (please let it be found out on tv, schaden for the schadenfreude god and all that).

e: whoooa, hold up According to court records, Geoffrey served three years in federal prison from 2000-2003

Fat Albert in a can fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Feb 24, 2020

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?

Not on the Ed train. Lying sucks, policing of social media friends sucks...I assume heís also taking an STD test rather than just forcing her to do so?

Raere
Dec 13, 2007



JaneError posted:

Not on the Ed train. Lying sucks, policing of social media friends sucks...I assume heís also taking an STD test rather than just forcing her to do so?

He said he hasnít had sex in 20 years or somethin

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?

Raere posted:

He said he hasnít had sex in 20 years or somethin

yes, no man has ever lied about sex

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE


Lol that thirsty chick getting mad at the woman-beater.

ďWhy Russia? Why not me??Ē

Cause uhh in Russia she canít do a background check.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



The British accent is the sexiest accent

*talks to clearly non-British accent speaker*

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004



Good god, it looks like Darcy and her sister have been taking prednisone since last season ended.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


IM SO HAPPY UR GETTING FILLERS ITS A BLESSING

Jr.
Aug 30, 2008

I'm just looking for a guy that's emotionally available and not filled with bees.


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

IM SO HAPPY UR GETTING FILLERS ITS A BLESSING

I picture your av saying this and itís great

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE


Hahahaha Edís friend just looks so loving disappointed in him.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006





Hazo posted:

Hahahaha Edís friend just looks so loving disappointed in him.

Itís like a scene from The Office pretty much. Sheís Pam and Ed is Michael Scott.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......




Bigggg Edd and the Baby Loves

tgacon
Mar 22, 2009


Annie remains The Best. Completely outshines everyone for the last two seasons of three different shows in the 90-dayverse.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

I expect that at the end of the episode there will be a black and white photo of Ed since he will be stabbed to death in the Philippines for that ring.

Tea Bone
Feb 18, 2011

I'm going for gasps.

Just finished Season 1 of Happily Ever After. Can we talk about Alexei's Dad's toupee during the wedding ceremony:

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the President is dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


Ed is heartbreaking at this point, guy seems to be throwing away a great relationship with his adult daughter to go marry someone he barely knows. I couldn't stop laughing at him packing his suitcase, though, just candy, condoms, and stuffed animals. You'd think that might be your moment of reflection on where your life has gone, but I guess not.

Darcey and her sister appear to have been stung by all the bees in the world before falling asleep in a rotisserie oven, I don't know what the gently caress is going on and why they think that's a look to go for. You do you, but what the gently caress. She also has daughters that were completely absent, hopefully she's either smart enough to not put her kids on TV or those kids are in a more stable home right now.

Solja Boy owns and I can't wait to see how this story unfolds, hopefully with him moving to the United States and becoming the "true" Solja Boy after an epic swordfight with Soulja Boy.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Darcey's kids have already been on the show and seem extremely aware of their mother's bullshit, but weather it in that way that you do when your mom is frequently an embarrassing public shitshow. I know exactly what it looks like for a reason.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE


A Fancy Hat posted:

Darcey and her sister appear to have been stung by all the bees in the world before falling asleep in a rotisserie oven, I don't know what the gently caress is going on and why they think that's a look to go for. You do you, but what the gently caress.

My wife and I were talking about this last night. Sheís probably just approaching the breakpoint where the constant surgeries/fillers/lifts can no longer keep up with her natural aging so everything collapses.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004



Fun Shoe

Darcey and her sister both took up professional prize fighting, and they're not very good at it. That's why they look like that now.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Extra Large Marge posted:

Darcey and her sister both took up professional prize fighting, and they're not very good at it. That's why they look like that now.

Getting punched in the mouth every day has got to be a cheaper lip-plumping technique than fillers.

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004



Avery is super hot. Shame itíll be revealed over the course of the season that sheís completely broke brained.

Fat Albert in a can
Aug 20, 2006


These stupid forest elves have NO appreciation for how hard I work on my hair.


And it wouldn't be a shame if she was ugly? Just trying to follow the logic here.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

If only she were ugly, then I could see her other flaws immediately instead of waiting until the end of the season!

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



Kudos to Ash for making a living being a relationship coach to single vulnerable women

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007



TLC apparently knows that something's up...the Pillow Talk episodes completey cut out all of the abusive fuckwit's segments.

Jamais Vu Again
Sep 16, 2012

zebras can have spots too


Avery "cooks" with pot leaves. Of course she's loving broke brained.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006





Jamais Vu Again posted:

Avery "cooks" with pot leaves. Of course she's loving broke brained.

That dry kale salad with plain white chicken and a pot leaf on top. Oof.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


You can't even get high from eating a single fresh leaf, can you?

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



I enjoy a piece of boiled plain white chicken breast on my dry salad

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


WhyteRyce posted:

I enjoy a piece of boiled plain white chicken breast on my dry salad

Oh, you gotta meet my friend Jasmin, you'll love her.

Additionally, post/username combo lol

e: Ed showing us his condoms is less cringe than Cesar bringing Maria chocolate underwear, but equally cringe if you remember that Cesar and Maria were always fake.

ee: I loving love Varya and the fact that she's with Shitstain upsets me deeply. I will have to ask Anny to share the bed in my spare room again. Perhaps Syngin can use Tania's mom's tools to make us a bigger one, since he's also in Fleta's Fiance Protection program.

eee: This is how I feel about Starcey's new look: they appear to be the physical representation of a queef. (Queeves?)

Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Mar 3, 2020

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE


We Got Us A Bread posted:

TLC apparently knows that something's up...the Pillow Talk episodes completey cut out all of the abusive fuckwit's segments.

I thought TLC was always aware. I feel like he posted something on social media about how it would be addressed this season and the whole truth would come out and exonerate him (you know, the thing guilty people always say instead of just flatly denying it).

Still, nothing of value would be lost if TLC completely cut him out.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


Iíd assume they at least run criminal background checks on these people but it certainly doesnít look that way now

Fat Albert in a can
Aug 20, 2006


These stupid forest elves have NO appreciation for how hard I work on my hair.


Garbage reality tv is my stupid guilty pleasure so I tend to know dumb poo poo like this. Remember Brett Michaels on the early aughties vh1 dating show and there was a tall skinny bimbo named Megan and she got a spin-off from that called ďMegan wants a millionaireĒ. They kinda sorta screened the guys for millionaire status but no so much on other things. As far as I remember it was in the can and one episode aired and one of the guys murdered his SO. The show was pulled after that.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Fat Albert in a can posted:

Garbage reality tv is my stupid guilty pleasure so I tend to know dumb poo poo like this. Remember Brett Michaels on the early aughties vh1 dating show and there was a tall skinny bimbo named Megan and she got a spin-off from that called “Megan wants a millionaire”. They kinda sorta screened the guys for millionaire status but no so much on other things. As far as I remember it was in the can and one episode aired and one of the guys murdered his SO. The show was pulled after that.

That's right! I remember reading about that, but never watched the show. YouTube is filling me in on episode 1 of Megan Wants A MIllionaire and the awkward men are giving Beauty and the Geek vibes, another relic of the aughts.

Wikipedia link below for anyone who wants to read about Mr. Jenkins or see a headshot that is truly a time capsule:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mur...ore?wprov=sfla1

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Internet Wizard posted:

Iíd assume they at least run criminal background checks on these people but it certainly doesnít look that way now

Different network but Married at First Sight had a spouse get arrested at the US border for a warrant out for her arrest. They 100% don't do background checks.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Background check can vary depending on the package they choose, too. If they're cheapskating on the background check, they may miss things like recent offenses, crimes in a different state, crimes under an alias, etc. So they could be running background checks, just inefficient ones.

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Fat Albert in a can
Aug 20, 2006


These stupid forest elves have NO appreciation for how hard I work on my hair.


Beauty and the geek was great. I was rooting for Chuck Google says heís a neurosurgeon now.

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