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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012

gently caress Tom Izzo Too

Zion is admittedly cool, drat, I hope the Hawks get him.

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:09

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 21:32

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

lmao RJ Barret

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:10

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

YOU BEAT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH

ALSO gently caress DUKE

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:14

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Counterpoint: gently caress State

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:14

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012

Bilirubin posted:

Counterpoint: gently caress State

I mean, this ain't a, "Go Izzo" thread, we're staying positive here.

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:15

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; Can't post for 27 hours!; Fun Shoe

checkbox poll

voted all

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:17

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Did I say gently caress Duke?

gently caress Duke

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:17

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Probably Magic posted:

I mean, this ain't a, "Go Izzo" thread, we're staying positive here.

Don't get me wrong, seeing Duke get hosed is p sweet

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:24

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

R.J. Barrett is really overrated FYI

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:26

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Hmm yeah gently caress Duke.

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:30

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Happy Duke Elimination Day everyone!

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:33

DMCrimson: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

Fun game, gently caress Duke

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:33

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005

War drat Eagle

(gently caress Duke)

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:43

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005

(Also gently caress Texas Tech)

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:44

BasicFunk: Feb 26, 2011; How's your Funkentelechy?

gently caress DUKE!

GO HEELS!!

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:53

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

gently caress Duke and gently caress Sparty

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:53

kayakyakr: Feb 16, 2004; Kayak is true

I. M. Gei posted:

(Also gently caress Texas Tech)

idgi?

# ? Mar 31, 2019 23:57

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Auburn is good, I guess?

# ? Apr 1, 2019 00:00

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

kayakyakr posted:

idgi?

Their coach was a Bobby Knight assistant for about a decade.

Also gently caress duke

# ? Apr 1, 2019 00:02

kayakyakr: Feb 16, 2004; Kayak is true

Crazy Ted posted:

Their coach was a Bobby Knight assistant for about a decade.

Also gently caress duke

Yikes, Bobby Knight's dickheadedness is contagious?

# ? Apr 1, 2019 00:08

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Congratulations! Your bonsai is dead!

BasicFunk posted:

gently caress DUKE!

GO HEELS!!

let's not get carried away there

# ? Apr 1, 2019 00:39

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

while we're doing gently caress duke, gently caress chris collins

# ? Apr 1, 2019 01:26

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

R.D. Mangles posted:

while we're doing gently caress duke, gently caress chris collins

Well in that case then gently caress steve wojciechowski

# ? Apr 1, 2019 01:27

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

"gently caress Grayson Allen" is implied, right? gently caress Greg Paulus too

Johnny Dawkins is cool as hell though

# ? Apr 1, 2019 01:39

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

curried lamb of God posted:

"gently caress Grayson Allen" is implied, right? gently caress Greg Paulus too

Johnny Dawkins is cool as hell though

gently caress a plumlee or three

# ? Apr 1, 2019 01:43

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Congratulations! Your bonsai is dead!

i think on the all-time gently caress Duke ranks, it's a toss-up between Grayson and Christian Laettner, right? And then Wojo, Hurley, Scheyer, and Paulus are all sort of jostling for position beneath that (also JJ Redick, even if he ended up being tolerable, almost borderline likeable in the pros). Also underrated these days but an extremely annoying dickhead in his own right: Danny Ferry.

Have there been good and generally beloved Dukies other than Zion? Grant Hill? Dawkins I guess?

# ? Apr 1, 2019 01:46

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

elentar posted:

i think on the all-time gently caress Duke ranks, it's a toss-up between Grayson and Christian Laettner, right? And then Wojo, Hurley, Scheyer, and Paulus are all sort of jostling for position beneath that (also JJ Redick, even if he ended up being tolerable, almost borderline likeable in the pros). Also underrated these days but an extremely annoying dickhead in his own right: Danny Ferry.

Have there been good and generally beloved Dukies other than Zion? Grant Hill? Dawkins I guess?

luol deng and the most enjoyable duke player of all time carlos boozer

# ? Apr 1, 2019 01:46

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

elentar posted:

i think on the all-time gently caress Duke ranks, it's a toss-up between Grayson and Christian Laettner, right?

The problem with Laettner is that the one guy (Andy Bagwell???) in the I Hate Christian Laettner 30 for 30 was so utterly and incredibly annoying that it almost made me like Laettner out of spite.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 01:48

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

elentar posted:

i think on the all-time gently caress Duke ranks, it's a toss-up between Grayson and Christian Laettner, right? And then Wojo, Hurley, Scheyer, and Paulus are all sort of jostling for position beneath that (also JJ Redick, even if he ended up being tolerable, almost borderline likeable in the pros). Also underrated these days but an extremely annoying dickhead in his own right: Danny Ferry.

Have there been good and generally beloved Dukies other than Zion? Grant Hill? Dawkins I guess?

As mentioned above, Luol, Hill and Dawkins, but also Battier, Brand and Maggette. Dunleavy Jr. was kind of bland, and JJ was hated in college but mostly because he was good (and clutch), not for any sort of on-court antics.

Also gently caress Shelden Williams for marrying and then divorcing our queen Candace Parker

# ? Apr 1, 2019 01:57

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

curried lamb of God posted:

As mentioned above, Luol, Hill and Dawkins, but also Battier, Brand and Maggette. Dunleavy Jr. was kind of bland, and JJ was hated in college but mostly because he was good (and clutch), not for any sort of on-court antics.

Also gently caress Shelden Williams for marrying and then divorcing our queen Candace Parker

Battier needs to be up there because when he was at Duke the Dukies wouldn't shut up about how many charges he took and FUNDAMENTALZ

# ? Apr 1, 2019 02:06

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012

I don't know if Kyrie is canceled for being a flat earther yet, but when I think "actually likable Duke player," I think him, but he really didn't seem to belong.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 02:27

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; Can't post for 27 hours!; Fun Shoe

gently caress. duke.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 02:29

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Crazy Ted posted:

The problem with Laettner is that the one guy (Andy Bagwell???) in the I Hate Christian Laettner 30 for 30 was so utterly and incredibly annoying that it almost made me like Laettner out of spite.

I met Laettner about a year after that when he was conducting a youth basketball camp. He was selling "I Still Love Laettner" shirts and was giggling that the 30 for 30 had helped his bank account. I think he's had financial issues in recent years, though.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 04:51

ColdBlooded: Jul 15, 2001; Ask me how to run a good team into the ground.

gently caress Michigan State
gently caress Duke even more though

# ? Apr 1, 2019 05:29

Coco13: Jun 6, 2004; My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Two or three years ago, I went to bed early the Sunday of the Round of 32 because I had an early morning flight. While trying to sleep, I heard a phone notification that could only mean one thing: Duke might lose. After brief debate, I watched South Carolina beat them.

Relaying this to the TSA guy, he said "Oh, I have to be up earlier than you, and I still watched it because Duke sucks."

# ? Apr 1, 2019 11:32

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Came across this and welp

https://mobile.twitter.com/cjane87/status/1112771941650391040

# ? Apr 1, 2019 18:05

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

seiferguy posted:

Came across this and welp

https://mobile.twitter.com/cjane87/status/1112771941650391040

What the actual gently caress

# ? Apr 1, 2019 18:17

Troy Queef: Jan 12, 2013

You all are forgetting Cherokee Parks in your Worst Dookies lists

Also Scheyer will always be worst to me, because he wasn�t just an annoying whitey but he went to Glenbrook North before Duke

# ? Apr 1, 2019 18:17

kayakyakr: Feb 16, 2004; Kayak is true

seiferguy posted:

Came across this and welp

https://mobile.twitter.com/cjane87/status/1112771941650391040

Go Duke?

# ? Apr 1, 2019 18:23

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 21:32

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Congratulations! Your bonsai is dead!

seiferguy posted:

Came across this and welp

https://mobile.twitter.com/cjane87/status/1112771941650391040

hahaha, that dude

the one who thinks Saddam Hussein was behind the Oklahoma City bombing
the one who tried to sue Hugo Chavez and the government of Iran for 10 trillion dollars
the one who Roy Moore keeps on retainer to, among other things, sue Sacha Baron Cohen for defamation and "emotional distress"
the one who got rung up for failure to pay child support (later dismissed after he paid) and who was found "on more than one occasion to have acted in a grossly inappropriate manner with [his] children"
the one who can hardly open his mouth without saying something violently Islamophobic (see even the article snippet above)

that's the dude who thinks it's good Duke lost because they've drifted too far left? sorry they keep Fredric Jameson on the payroll, my guy, but outside of Literature and a few other departments with no pull in the wider university, you'd have a tough time making a case that they're any sort of haven of radical thought.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 18:47

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