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Party Boat
Oct 31, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he




I'm looking forward to it coming exclusively to the Epic Games Store.

(Not even too much of a stretch given they've put out ports of Journey and Heavy Rain)

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Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009



And Tetris effect

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Heard on the Superbunnyhop podcast. Death Stranding is Fetal Gear Solid.

:thurman:

Bedshaped
Apr 1, 2010




Soiled Meat

Getting pretty hyped

https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/1163149555644411905

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!



Outside of Death Stranding, that sure is a boring list of games up there. Borderlands more like BORED-ERLANDS. or whatever

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


Borderlands is an awful game despite everyone sucking it off the whole time and I will fight anyone on this point

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

Ahh,, fucked up little man. youre so fucked up, and nasty. everything, it sucks soooo bad. only you , thje most fucked up and nasty of guys, can make it suck less


Nah itís fun actually itís just got the worst writing quality of any major franchise and that is really saying something

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


Bust Rodd posted:

Nah it’s fun actually

:wrong:

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007


Borderlands is ok, not ok enough to make me wanna support it in light of what a piece of poo poo Pitchford/2k are tho

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011



Borderlands seems like it'd be fun to play with friends ergo I've never played it.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004



Okay where are we setting up our piss shroom farm?

tuo
Jun 17, 2016





Just saw the gamescom live footage. This is a strange game.

Ignis
Mar 31, 2011

I take it you don't want my autograph, then.




Absolutely loved how Kojima, unprompted, went out of his way to clarify that you can't see Norman Reedus' dick in any way

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I can't wait to piss with my friends, online

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Pissing, you say? This is good. Chances are good a character will poo poo their pants.

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015



Ignis posted:

Absolutely loved how Kojima, unprompted, went out of his way to clarify that you can't see Norman Reedus' dick in any way

Everyone was wondering

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1163544236991475712

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?



It's true, that is everything

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003

I
ANALYZE
CARTOONS


Soiled Meat

A character with Geoff Keighlyís likeness saying ďI donít want to be weird or anything but I think you and I might have a connectionĒ is a cry for help from Kojima

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

badger badger badger


Illegal Hen

Gonna get a lot of game overs trying to piss on Mads Mikkelsen

Bedshaped
Apr 1, 2010




Soiled Meat

Is that really Norman Reedus' shouty voice lol

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Can you choose to RP and just piss your pants when the ghosts turn up

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

That Old Ash Magic


I'm down for Tactical Urination and baby-soothing minigame

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

I'm going to make it a goal to piss on everything I possibly can.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


David D. Davidson posted:

I'm going to make it a goal to piss on everything I possibly can.

I bet this will be a trophy

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?


Is it me or was the lip syncing for del Toro's character rather unconvincing?

Don't like the Geoff cameo, but whatever I'm a curmudgeon.

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:


Rinkles posted:

Is it me or was the lip syncing for del Toro's character rather unconvincing?

Don't like the Geoff cameo, but whatever I'm a curmudgeon.

Expect more. They mentioned there were more and everyone put the dots together of every visitor to KojiPro in the past 2 years may potentially be a cameo like Edgar Wright and Conan O'Brien.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003

I
ANALYZE
CARTOONS


Soiled Meat

gently caress yeah Iím waiting for Edgar Wright. I. Hope his scene involves talking about movies because the man loves talking about movies and heís one of the best at it.

Miss Mowcher
Jul 24, 2007



8-bit Miniboss posted:

Expect more. They mentioned there were more and everyone put the dots together of every visitor to KojiPro in the past 2 years may potentially be a cameo like Edgar Wright and Conan O'Brien.

All NPCs except generic enemies (that probably won't even have faces) will be one of Kojima's friends.

(And you'll be able to pee on all of them)

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.


Steve Yun posted:

gently caress yeah Iím waiting for Edgar Wright. I. Hope his scene involves talking about movies because the man loves talking about movies and heís one of the best at it.

Hell yeah. He can be DSís version of Para-Medic.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005






After seeing Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood I'm suddenly really excited about Margaret Qualley playing Mama in the game. She's awesome.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Has Reedus pee really been the only news? Am I not looking hard enough?

Party Boat
Oct 31, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



Kojima razzed Geoff Keighley by putting him in the game as a guy who's awkwardly over-eager to be friends

If you fall over the baby will cry and you have to move the sixaxis to soothe it

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Right, I was filing that all under Reedus pee. That's all the new footage we get?

Party Boat
Oct 31, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



Look buddy, if tactical baby soothing doesn't get you hyped up then maybe strand games is the wrong genre for you.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



Look Sir Droids posted:

Has Reedus pee really been the only news? Am I not looking hard enough?

There are character trailers for Mama and Deadman too. Check the Kojima Productions yt channel

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Not a redtext or an own. Just a funny anime av (love big anime tiddy).


outside of pissing and ladders does this game have any gameplay yet?

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Look, Chutes and Ladders is a game. Everybody accepts that. What then is wrong with Pissing and Ladders?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

endless gurgling about dumb shit on a dying forum.

Mantis42 posted:

outside of pissing and ladders does this game have any gameplay yet?

some stuff from the long trailer. it looks very mgs 5.

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:D





Single dad piss simulator is looking awesome.

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