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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything



Ague Proof fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Nov 15, 2020

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TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!

Love stripping down and laying stock still on my hardwood floor with no cushion or cover to speak of. As I always do.

This is gonna be a magical journey.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002




Oh my loving lol

So as he grew older he grew hornier, and now we get to see Mookie sex scenes

This is gonna be quite a ride, strap in folks!

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!


Rotten Red Rod posted:

So as he grew older he grew hornier

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything


Mordja
Apr 26, 2014



Hell Gem

Ague Proof posted:

WhoIsMookie.txt
You ever, like, think about society?

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002



Well at least Dominic Deegan will finally have loving CONSENSUAL sex scenes, instead of all the previous loving nonconsensual sex.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything


Dominic was raped as a joke.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Quoth my roommate: "I hope you get probated for this."

SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.


Zerilan posted:

He says this while the nudity in the latest comic is only there for the sole reason of having an excuse to write that post.
Just you wait til that exposed dong turns out to be Chekhov's Gun.

Zerilan
Jan 11, 2008

I have to believe I can do this.







Also I'm guessing we'll see a trend in this nudity of men becoming nude by choice while women are stripped down against their will.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


SupSuper posted:

Just you wait til that exposed dong turns out to be Chekhov's Gun.

Chekhovs Gun Wild

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009



I do feel not enough is being made of that booty shot of her given the horrors of dongrel in the last panel.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Full frontal nudity and a masturbatory self-congratulation screed about it. My cup runneth over.

Now it's time to ask the real questions:

Who thinks Snout's circumcised? Why or why not? I'm going with cut, because Mookie's lazy and stupid and doesn't think through the implications of anything in a fantasy setting (with comic books and electric guitars) so of course Snout's circumcised like most Americans.

Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Aug 1, 2019

Hostile V
May 30, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.



I dunno how to exactly articulate what I'm feeling, but this latest comic is the perfect example of both "someone going through the motions in order to savor their dessert later" and also "the artist is drawing something that clearly does not interest him". Like. It feels like a mix of a straight male gaze on a masculine body vs. a straight male gaze on a feminine body type deal? It's a really sadly drawn dick. I know that, like, not all dicks are porn dicks, especially if it's got no blood flow and you're just tastefully nude (and sleeping on a hardwood floor for...some reason). But god, his happy trail and drapes have more texture and definition than the rest of his downstairs. Mookie has a Style. Mookie can add details if he wants to. He super does not want to put in the effort to draw a cock. That is a hog you draw when you glance at an anatomy picture on Wikipedia for a split second to see what it looks like in repose so you don't accidentally draw it weird and wrong. The C- five paragraph book review paper of penises. It's like when you read a sex scene in a book and you have a clear definition of what the author is into (feet, boobs, more feet, toes, anal, passionate make-outs) and everything else is, like, just assumed to be something worth doing the job (the author describes a dick as a "hard member" and starting penetration is described as "entering" the partner and the attention is paid to the bouncing boobs from the thrusting, for example). I guaran-loving-tee you when he draws a naked lady her chest isn't just gonna be four lines and two circles worth of titty. The woman on the bed in this comic has a loving clearly defined rear end by the way the skirt splits and runs down her god drat legs and cheeks but that's okay because he drew a dick that looks like a close-up of a keyhole lock.

This is just sticking with me and I hate it? I hate it's in my head. I hate that he succeeded, somehow, in making me think about this stupid comic for longer than a split second. I've given this way too much thought.

Invisible Clergy posted:

Who thinks Snout's circumcised? Why or why not? I'm going with cut, because Mookie's lazy and stupid and doesn't think through the implications of anything in a fantasy setting (with comic books and electric guitars) so of course Snout's circumcised like most Americans.
He is absolutely circumcised for the reasons you listed plus gently caress putting in the effort to add shading and definition of a foreskin when you can just add some curved lines and tadaa it's a glans.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Hostile V posted:

It's like when you read a sex scene in a book and you have a clear definition of what the author is into (feet, boobs, more feet, toes, anal, passionate make-outs) and everything else is, like, just assumed to be something worth doing the job


Source.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

....?


Taking a bold stance of adding exposed cocks to my badly-drawn knockoff Dungeons and Dragons webcomic

Hostile V
May 30, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.



Yeah, pretty much nailed it but I was thinking about the one with the hyper-detailed mouth from talking about vore artists.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Hostile V posted:

Yeah, pretty much nailed it but I was thinking about the one with the hyper-detailed mouth from talking about vore artists.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007


how is mookie still around, didnt even his official forums turn into a roast making fun of him for sucking?

hes so loving bad i remember being a dumb teenager and getting to that scene in DD where an alleged hero rips someone's throat out and lectures them while they bleed to death and thinking "uhhhhhh, alright then?"

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Hostile V posted:

I dunno how to exactly articulate what I'm feeling, but this latest comic is the perfect example of both "someone going through the motions in order to savor their dessert later" and also "the artist is drawing something that clearly does not interest him". Like. It feels like a mix of a straight male gaze on a masculine body vs. a straight male gaze on a feminine body type deal? It's a really sadly drawn dick. I know that, like, not all dicks are porn dicks, especially if it's got no blood flow and you're just tastefully nude (and sleeping on a hardwood floor for...some reason).
Agreed entirely. Contrast with the occasionally flaccid dicks in Oglaf or I Roved Out in Search of Truth and Love. It's not rocket science, Mookie. Look at a dick for 5 minutes. It's not gonna awaken anything.

quote:

I guaran-loving-tee you when he draws a naked lady her chest isn't just gonna be four lines and two circles worth of titty.
Please don't make me think about this. We're gonna see the witch naked next week when Snout (lovingly, consensually, mind you) fucks her, aren't we? Yipee

quote:

He is absolutely circumcised for the reasons you listed plus gently caress putting in the effort to add shading and definition of a foreskin when you can just add some curved lines and tadaa it's a glans.
I'm glad you agree, but your screed has knocked loose something I failed to explicitly elaborate on. How ridiculous is it that Mookie has somehow, with 3 lines, managed to draw a Schroedinger's dick that could be either circumcised or uncircumcised? He keeps finding new ways to fail. It's magnificent.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002



paranoid randroid posted:

how is mookie still around, didnt even his official forums turn into a roast making fun of him for sucking?

hes so loving bad i remember being a dumb teenager and getting to that scene in DD where an alleged hero rips someone's throat out and lectures them while they bleed to death and thinking "uhhhhhh, alright then?"

He's somehow pulling in $2k a month from 2 patreons. Although he has to share one of those with the Star Power artist... But somehow, there are still 64 people somewhere willing to shell out monthly money for continuing Domonic Deegan content.

Hostile V
May 30, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.



That's the one. Thanks for reminding me that I still hate that picture so, so much.

Invisible Clergy posted:

Please don't make me think about this. We're gonna see the witch naked next week when Snout (lovingly, consensually, mind you) fucks her, aren't we? Yipee
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I'm glad you agree, but your screed has knocked loose something I failed to explicitly elaborate on. How ridiculous is it that Mookie has somehow, with 3 lines, managed to draw a Schroedinger's dick that could be either circumcised or uncircumcised? He keeps finding new ways to fail. It's magnificent.
1: he's absolutely going to draw a vulva that's just either a patch of hair between two thighs or a single slit between two thighs with no, like, contouring. It's going to just be assumed equipment to allow protagonists to have vaginal sex because there's no way he's got enough gumption and gusto to give a poo poo about depicting sex in a detailed way in this comic, it's all just plot mechanisms to engage with. Not to say I want him to pull a XKCD and do that, I would just be impressed and amused if he did.
2: Not very ridiculous when you just don't give a poo poo. I wouldn't call it ridiculous. I would call it consistent with his design ethos and interests.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


I believe that Mookie can and will depict a close-up of full penetration

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Hostile V posted:

1: he's absolutely going to draw a vulva that's just either a patch of hair between two thighs or a single slit between two thighs with no, like, contouring. It's going to just be assumed equipment to allow protagonists to have vaginal sex because there's no way he's got enough gumption and gusto to give a poo poo about depicting sex in a detailed way in this comic, it's all just plot mechanisms to engage with. Not to say I want him to pull a XKCD and do that, I would just be impressed and amused if he did.
2: Not very ridiculous when you just don't give a poo poo. I wouldn't call it ridiculous. I would call it consistent with his design ethos and interests.
1) And it'll be way too high, like all the way on the front.
2) Hell, you got me there.

Who What Now posted:

I believe that Mookie can and will depict a close-up of full penetration
I thought there wasn't going to be any graphic violence in Legacy :thunk:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


The only violence is going to be committed against the audience.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009



I'm just reminded of that time xkcd randomly decided to draw nudity with nary a warning, NSFW, obviously https://xkcd.com/631/

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747


Tesseraction posted:

I do feel not enough is being made of that booty shot of her given the horrors of dongrel in the last panel.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&





Surprised no one has said this yet, but anyone want to take bets that they bone?

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!

SardonicTyrant posted:

Surprised no one has said this yet, but anyone want to take bets that they bone?

There's no reality where they don't bone. I assume that'll be the moment Mookie gives Snout the horrifying monster dick he should have. Rather than this salaryman penis surrounded by misshapen animal parts.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002



I mean what other characters even exist in this comic? They're boning. The only question is how earned it will be.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN


Hostile V posted:

It's a really sadly drawn dick. I know that, like, not all dicks are porn dicks, especially if it's got no blood flow and you're just tastefully nude (and sleeping on a hardwood floor for...some reason). But god, his happy trail and drapes have more texture and definition than the rest of his downstairs. Mookie has a Style. Mookie can add details if he wants to. He super does not want to put in the effort to draw a cock.

The dick is nonethless way more detailed than anything else on the page. Like compare it to the level of detail on the nose, eyes or mouth in the same panel. Or compare the pubic hair to the hastily-scrawled black hair that's near-indistinguishable from the blood(?).

The image is composed to say that the penis is extremely important, even though the one character doesn't care and the other is unconscious. So you don't need the multiple paragraphs of text to know that Mook's drawing a detailed penis to make a statement.

But it's also basically cut-and-paste from some kind of anatomical diagram of a standing man. He didn't check any life-model references for what a person looks like lying down, because his references are other drawings. Animes, etc.

Most likely, the witch is going to wake up and get upset at the penis, so the protagonist will get confused and try to explain that penises are natural, he's not a rapist, but he's deaf, etc.

SuperMechagodzilla fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Aug 1, 2019

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013


Wretched Harp

Don't sleep nude in the same room as your dying houseguest imo

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!




Fun Shoe

Dr Cheeto posted:

Don't sleep nude in the same room as your dying houseguest imo

Honestly this bugged me more than the nudity itself.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Dr Cheeto posted:

Don't sleep nude in the same room as your dying houseguest imo

Maybe the houseguest should have thought of that before almost dying outside the house.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&





Dr Cheeto posted:

Don't sleep nude in the same room as your dying houseguest imo
Dude it's hot as bortz I'm sleeping with my pants off

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.



What an unexpected development.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN


Ever seen that movie Misery?

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&





Sorry, I only remember Dwarfpunch

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013


Wretched Harp

SardonicTyrant posted:

Dude it's hot as bortz I'm sleeping with my pants off

im dying op

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