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Hostile V
May 30, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.



Ague Proof posted:

Born in Known Space, raised by the likes of Lazarus Long, Dr. Susan Calvin, and Lt. Miles Vorkosigan, Garth Graham has only ever partially shared the same reality as most of us. Fascinated by what might be and what isn't, rather than weighed down by the drama of what is, he has forged a tenuous bridge made of ink and paper between our world and some strange unknowable scape where improbable dreams are born. Perhaps it has driven him a little mad. Yet such madness has born fine delectable fruit for our eye organs. His previous works include the webcomics Comedity and Finder's Keepers. In his spare time Garth likes to laugh maniacally about the abstract and fictional concept of “spare time” and does his level best to refute entropy.
My man here missed the loving boat on applying to be an artist/writer on Exalted under the last chuckleheads running the line.

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TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!

Ague Proof posted:

Born in Known Space, raised by the likes of Lazarus Long, Dr. Susan Calvin, and Lt. Miles Vorkosigan, Garth Graham has only ever partially shared the same reality as most of us. Fascinated by what might be and what isn't, rather than weighed down by the drama of what is, he has forged a tenuous bridge made of ink and paper between our world and some strange unknowable scape where improbable dreams are born. Perhaps it has driven him a little mad. Yet such madness has born fine delectable fruit for our eye organs. His previous works include the webcomics Comedity and Finder's Keepers. In his spare time Garth likes to laugh maniacally about the abstract and fictional concept of “spare time” and does his level best to refute entropy.

I was devastated to learn this was written in first person and not something you made up.

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements





I gotta say, this guy managed an amazing cross section of "I don't actually care about science fiction that was written since I was 12" and "I am unbearable."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Hostile V posted:

New artist.

as soon as the artist took a break and mookie started drawing again, the readership dropped off a cliff.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome




IIRC comedity was some unreadable Penny arcade clone

Lol, I just looked up Mookie's arc drawing in Star Power and it almost immediately becomes a giant minotaur beating the poo poo out of his main character.

Why always the violent beating of women Mookie?

Beelzebufo fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Apr 11, 2020

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


The Little Death posted:

IIRC comedity was done unreadable Penny arcade clone

Lol, I just looked up Mookie's arc drawing in Star Power and or almost immediately becomes a giant minotaur beating the poo poo out of his main character.

Why always the violent beating of women Mookie?

Mookie is erotically sated by dead, bloody, beaten women as is evident from his deviantart gallery.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747


fine delectable fruit for our eye organs

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011


Aren't eye organs just the eyes? Isn't that like saying our heart organs or lung organs

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything


Invisible Clergy posted:

Mookie is erotically sated by dead, bloody, beaten women as is evident from his deviantart gallery.

Tubdead.

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!

YF-23 posted:

If this leads into a conversation that Snout (and we) are not privy to leaving us to piece what happens together ourselves that would be cool.

What about this but it’s just for cheap jokes?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.



TheHan posted:

What about this but it’s just for cheap jokes?



I actually like this one, still can't believe he stored those corpse models in the images section on his website though.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


so they're both trying to go super saiyan, right?

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016




Oven Wrangler

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I actually like this one....

Understandable. It's rather an inoffensive joke. That said, you've only really got this joke once in this sorta comic.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014



Hell Gem

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I actually like this one, still can't believe he stored those corpse models in the images section on his website though.

Whom among us...

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


I wish Mookie was the only creator I'd heard of that kept his spank material on the same website as their public-facing stuff. There was an ok Mega Man fangame that got a lot of traction a while back, more than it really deserved IMO, and people who looked around his website soon found the massive amount of porn he'd drawn, almost entirely of Shampoo from Ranma 1/2.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009







:gonk:

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Watch the reveal be that they were having a friendly rap battle.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&





Don't doxx me

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002



I have no idea what emotion is supposed to be conveyed here by Snout, or what is exactly happening in the argument. In general Mookie is just so bad at this - his version of showing this scene without dialogue does nothing but confuse the reader. Is that the intent? Are we supposed to be as confused as Snout? But that confusion is entirely manufactured, as both we and Snout are being left out of key backstory and context about the Ink Witch and orc, and not out of necessity, since Snout can fully converse just fine with her.

He has no reason to go along with any of this or trust the Ink Witch, aside from his unjustified obsession with Deegan, and not much reason to fear the orc compared to the other dangers he's faced (although that's certainly subjective).

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm not a hero...





I have a query for those unfortunate enough to experience both: Who's the worse writer? Mookie or the guy behind Major/Minor?

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Samovar posted:

I have a query for those unfortunate enough to experience both: Who's the worse writer? Mookie or the guy behind Major/Minor?

I can offer no useful input since I've never heard of that webcomic, but I'm chilled to the bone at it being mentioned as being on par with anything Mookie's done. Have you got a link? I can't find it on google. Is it defunct? One of those drunkduck comics or something?

Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck



Fun Shoe

it's a visual novel, there's a full LP here

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Cool, thanks. I'll bookmark that for later.

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!



Snout, watching the Ink Witch scribble his dream symbols with ctrl+c precision: :geno:

Snout, holding the book with the dream cube on it in his hands: :geno:

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

FATAL & Friends
Walls of Text
#1 Builder
2014-2018



the terrifying power of...a lovely cube

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?


Dear dream journal: the sinister dots have returned

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything


YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!




TheHan posted:



Snout, watching the Ink Witch scribble his dream symbols with ctrl+c precision: :geno:

Snout, holding the book with the dream cube on it in his hands: :geno:

Ah well that's that then. The book's not important, its contents are not important. The only important information is that dreaming of the cube means you're there. Much like the pages were two font 50 sentences that contain such important plot information that they are impossible to remember, the book is just its cover.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything


Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome




Wow snout is dumb.

We knew the cube meant order from the first ink tarot readings. But so what? Every twist and revelation in this comic leaves us with exactly the same understanding as before, which is to say none.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:



Grimey Drawer

CUBE

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



Buglord

TheHan posted:



Snout, watching the Ink Witch scribble his dream symbols with ctrl+c precision: :geno:

Snout, holding the book with the dream cube on it in his hands: :geno:

I'm constantly astonished at how stupid this is. These are the works of someone who has never asked anyone else "hey, does this idea sound stupid to you?"

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016




Oven Wrangler

It’s a loving cube...come on Mookie.....God damnit we’re going to be following a plot about the mystic loving symbol “a cube”

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006




Grimey Drawer

Are we going to try and call dumb things that will happen with the cube?

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Drunk Theory posted:

It’s a loving cube...come on Mookie.....God damnit we’re going to be following a plot about the mystic loving symbol “a cube”
C'mon you RUBE get excited for the CUBE.

This will be the "plot" for the next month or so.


RandomPauI posted:

Are we going to try and call dumb things that will happen with the cube?
I bet he will unfold the cube like dimensioning the dice in dungeon dice monsters and in doing so, this will let him consciously go in and out of the astral plane when awake on purpose. Nothing important will come of this.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747


Yaaaaaaaaaah cube!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009



It could still be a tesseract. :colbert:


lmao, although when I first stated scrolling I thought the joke was that it was going to be all vague blobs with no real shape or meaning and he was being even dumber.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006




Grimey Drawer

He's going to have sex with the cube in one of his dreams, huh?

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?


gently caress! The! Cube!

gently caress! The! Cube!

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Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?


They should have kept making Cube movies

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