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ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.


HA HA HA Ha...

This is pure gold.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

Caconym posted:

They couldn't tell with certainty, and it wasn't widespread, just common enough to get the stories going, and get Hezbollah fighters to doubt their weapons.

I think I've heard of it from elsewhere as well, but with small arms ammo, insering a few duds and a few overcharged cartridges here and there, just to mess with the heads of the enemy fighters?

The US doing it to VC in Vietnam perhaps? I can't recall.

That was Project Eldest Son.

Other examples of the idea are when the CSA hid explosives in Union coal supplies to damage trains.

The better part of a century later, the British did the same thing with rat carcasses, the idea being that train crew would dispose of them in the fire box. These were intercepted in their first shipment, but British intelligence considered it to be a minor victory anyway. The Nazis wasted way more time looking for rat bombs than it had taken the British to come up with them.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009

Managing to get your enemy to closely examine any rat cadaver they come across definitely seems like a win

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

aphid_licker posted:

Managing to get your enemy to closely examine any rat cadaver they come across definitely seems like a win

Sounds like my experience with dating apps :haw:

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

The Rat posted:

Sounds like my experience with dating apps :haw:

They make pills for that

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The Rat posted:

Sounds like my experience with dating apps :haw:

Are you currently posting from beyond the veil, The Rat?

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
Cadav her? I just met her!

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

The Rat posted:

Sounds like my experience with dating apps :haw:

Poor date, thought of rat carcasses and rolled her ankle.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

madeintaipei posted:

Poor date, thought of rat carcasses and rolled her ankle.

Nah that case was a bimalleolus fracture that required surgery :suicide:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


https://twitter.com/ejacqui/status/1327713687814221824

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Nap Ghost
Usually lol is not literal, but that one got me. goddamn.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Still a better flight experience than most have

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


commendable leadership and communication skills, yadda yadda, promote ahead of peers

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Who talks to other people on airplanes, particularly in the age of COVID?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


folks are desperate for social contact :shrug:

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Wow came out in November 2004 and didn’t have raid content until 2005. Everquest came out in 1999 tho so maybe he was including that :goonsay:

Trap sprung, etc

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Shared a barrack room with a guy who hit WoW reaaaalllly hard. Sucked as a soldier, but I wish my supervisors could run a section as good as that guy ran a guild. Dude was giving life advice to people almost twice his age to get them through their marital and financial problems because he knew happy, well adjusted troops guildies are effective ones when it comes to mission execution server first endgame raidings.

The game got him kicked out but I still maintain he was too smart for the military anyways.

Guest2553 fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Nov 14, 2020

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



how did it get him kicked out?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Kept trying to aggro the mps

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

TK-42-1 posted:

how did it get him kicked out?

Doing (game) instead of doing (duty) is a hell of a drug

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://twitter.com/TerminalLance/status/1327814017302216705?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I dunno how this qualifies as Idiot Thread material, that marine is Mission Oriented and doing his best to ensure success on the battlefield. Promote ahead of peers.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Memento posted:

I dunno how this qualifies as Idiot Thread material, that marine is Mission Oriented and doing his best to ensure success on the battlefield. Promote ahead of peers.

Seriously this young motivator is ensuring his chances of being married and divorced before making Lance Corporal are maximized, all the makings of a SNCO career being seen from the start here.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
I have a friend that's in an Army BOLC class right now, and apparently most of the class has developed Covid symptoms as of the last week or so. No one wants to get quarantined for two weeks and recycled back into the next class, so they've all decided to just tough it out and not tell anyone in charge. I have a feeling that's not the only instance of this happening.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

pkells posted:

I have a friend that's in an Army BOLC class right now, and apparently most of the class has developed Covid symptoms as of the last week or so. No one wants to get quarantined for two weeks and recycled back into the next class, so they've all decided to just tough it out and not tell anyone in charge. I have a feeling that's not the only instance of this happening.

lol not wanting two free weeks of video gaming

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender
The Army recycles? The Navy would send you to your next command unqualified telling you to schedule one for the next available slot in 2022.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Memento posted:

Doing (game) instead of doing (duty) is a hell of a drug

My last year in, in a TRADOC cadre unit, we had an E-3 that had literally been sent across Barton Field to us right after AIT. I didn't know they did that until I met him. Seems like a real way to ruin someone from the start, eh?

He was put on my team my last six months in, and one Monday morning unit run he made like 500 yards before staggering and dropping out. PSG noticed and was pissed, I pulled out and said "I got it Sergeant". I wasn't in the mood to yell at anyone, so I just asked him what the gently caress, are you hungover? You've still got to put out more than that.

He said he had been up all weekend on WoW and hadn't slept since Thursday night. So I made him do interval runs with mountain climbers inbetween, half so the PSG could see he was being smoked and half because he actually did piss me off saying that. I told him I'd actually have more respect for him if he showed up stinking of whiskey and told me he was drinking all weekend.

He told me much later that bothered him for months. I think that's the only time I ever actually smoked someone. He was a decent kid, I hope he pulled it out, but knowing Fort Gordon he probably didn't.

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

Sounds like you did the right thing.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009

At least it's only covid

https://twitter.com/aylaguliyeva/status/1326444261861154817

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


ok someone help me out here....but what part of combat gives you hemorrhoids?
Is there now a hemorrhoid nerve gas i should know about?
Just not following where that came from.

Sentinel fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Nov 15, 2020

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Nap Ghost

Sentinel posted:

ok someone help me out here....but what part of combat gives you hemorrhoids?
Is there now a hemorrhoid nerve gas i should know about?

Dysentery

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


Ah i see now.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Sentinel posted:

ok someone help me out here....but what part of combat gives you hemorrhoids?
Is there now a hemorrhoid nerve gas i should know about?
Just not following where that came from.

Bad food and bad hygiene. Not being able to wash your rear end for several weeks, combined with limited or bad supplies causing constipation and diarrhea can easily cause hemorrhoids.

rifles
Oct 8, 2007
is this thing working

GD_American posted:

My last year in, in a TRADOC cadre unit, we had an E-3 that had literally been sent across Barton Field to us right after AIT. I didn't know they did that until I met him. Seems like a real way to ruin someone from the start, eh?

He was put on my team my last six months in, and one Monday morning unit run he made like 500 yards before staggering and dropping out. PSG noticed and was pissed, I pulled out and said "I got it Sergeant". I wasn't in the mood to yell at anyone, so I just asked him what the gently caress, are you hungover? You've still got to put out more than that.

He said he had been up all weekend on WoW and hadn't slept since Thursday night. So I made him do interval runs with mountain climbers inbetween, half so the PSG could see he was being smoked and half because he actually did piss me off saying that. I told him I'd actually have more respect for him if he showed up stinking of whiskey and told me he was drinking all weekend.

He told me much later that bothered him for months. I think that's the only time I ever actually smoked someone. He was a decent kid, I hope he pulled it out, but knowing Fort Gordon he probably didn't.

I did AIT with a dude that got this at Gordon. He packed his bags and.. walked to his new barracks on the other side of Barton.

He was less of a WoW gamer and more of a 6 pack a day and xbox person with no personal hygiene at all.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Lol that reminds me of a different warcrack addicted poor hygiene having motherfucker whose diet of monster energy and take-out did a number on his digestive tract. He opted to poo poo himself while playing one day to avoid inconveniencing his group.

Like...what the gently caress.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

rifles posted:

I did AIT with a dude that got this at Gordon. He packed his bags and.. walked to his new barracks on the other side of Barton.

Aside from the "what the gently caress are you going to teach anybody" part of things, I literally can't think of a worse first post for a servicemember than a TRADOC unit. Even compared to the stinkers like Polk.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I went straight from 2.5 years in the DLI/SIGINT pipeline to a TCOM post in 29 Palms at a unit that didn’t have a SCIF. As an E-3 I was filling an E-5+ billet and was supposed to teach SNCOs and Os about the capabilities of units that can’t be discussed outside of a SCIF. Needless to say most of my time was spent grappling with isolation and worsening clinical depression instead of any actual work.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Internet Wizard posted:

I went straight from 2.5 years in the DLI/SIGINT pipeline to a TCOM post in 29 Palms at a unit that didn’t have a SCIF. As an E-3 I was filling an E-5+ billet and was supposed to teach SNCOs and Os about the capabilities of units that can’t be discussed outside of a SCIF. Needless to say most of my time was spent grappling with isolation and worsening clinical depression instead of any actual work.

Lol christ, I know exactly what you're talking about. Just reminded me of some stuff I've long since remembered, so I'll have to find time to type out out this week.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Internet Wizard posted:

I went straight from 2.5 years in the DLI/SIGINT pipeline to a TCOM post in 29 Palms at a unit that didn’t have a SCIF. As an E-3 I was filling an E-5+ billet and was supposed to teach SNCOs and Os about the capabilities of units that can’t be discussed outside of a SCIF. Needless to say most of my time was spent grappling with isolation and worsening clinical depression instead of any actual work.

jesus christ remind me not to complain

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
gently caress that's terrifying. From an outsider's perspective, is this scenario accurate?

quote:

Here's your job. You don't have the equipment to do your job, and if you attempt to do your job without this equipment, you will be committing a federal offence. You are not being paid as much as you should be to do your job, and you also don't have enough authority to teach the people you need to teach to do your job, which as mentioned earlier, you can't do.


Why aren't you doing your job?

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