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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
At least the SEALs haven't murdered anyone yet?

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Do they still teach cursive?

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Wingnut Ninja posted:

that starts off with full-auto blank bursts from an M-249.

Jesus loving christ...if this hits the media we're gonna see all sorts of "crybaby millenials" things arent we?

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Stravag posted:

Jesus loving christ...if this hits the media we're gonna see all sorts of "crybaby millenials" things arent we?

The youngest millennials graduated high school already.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

drgitlin posted:

The youngest millennials graduated high school already.

I didnt say thats what they are just what fox is gonna put out

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006

I HAVE A MICROPENIS AND I WON'T REST UNTIL YOUR CHILDREN DIE FOR IT
Fun Shoe
Boomers dont know abour generation z yet.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



drgitlin posted:

The youngest millennials graduated high school already.

the oldest millennials (i.e. half of gip) are nearing 40, the youngest are in their early to mid 20s now.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Yeah thry call anyone under 40 a millenial

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
A bunch of war criminals literally "triggering" a bunch of school kids jesus loving christ

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Could have been worse.

https://youtu.be/elJwuD7pfmc

Hobo on Fire
Dec 4, 2008

Wingnut Ninja posted:

...Plus, when I walked over to see what the hell these chucklefucks were doing, they were firing blanks directly at the crowd. I'm not an expert on blank firing but I'm pretty sure that's still a bad loving idea. Just like that entire exercise.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: sailors should not be allowed to touch firearms.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Hobo on Fire posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: sailors should not be allowed to touch firearms.

oh so when the guns get smaller they become more dangerous? :rolleye:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

To be fair to our comrades there, they're removing the hostages from danger.

Permanently even!

Just a small scale version of the Moscow theater hostage crisis.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Magic Stick Mk2, now with cluster opiate injector technology

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Casimir Radon posted:

At least CAP has a slightly better chance of doing something cool. That's a big maybe, but far better than the big fat zero chance you'd get in JROTC.

I quit CAP after 6 months because the ETA on the promised time up in airplanes was "LOL, what ?"

That, and not getting into the naval academy were my closest brushes with actually signing up. I feel somehow blessed.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Hobo on Fire posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: sailors should not be allowed to touch firearms.

Correct but also literally everyone in the armed forces.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CainFortea posted:

Do they still teach cursive?

The SEALs?

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014

Doc Hawkins posted:

oh so when the guns get smaller they become more dangerous? :rolleye:

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

Hobo on Fire posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: sailors should not be allowed to touch firearms.

I much preferred dealing with ASROC and torpedo launchers... A lot more finicky to clean a G3A2 after a day of shooting than hauling an exercise torpedo out of the water :v:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/ieA9Zn9.mp4

Homeboy had one too many red crayons this morning I think

Sound on

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ieA9Zn9.mp4

Homeboy had one too many red crayons this morning I think

Sound on

Some people just need to be t-boned

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Larry David egging him on

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Wagner loves the flight of the Valkyries.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Helicockter

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
I'm a little disappointed the wheels weren't made into dicks.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

biosterous posted:

Helicockter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Irrt-9h4U

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

:911:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Volmarias posted:

I'm a little disappointed the wheels weren't made into dicks.

The wheels are dicks viewed head-on.

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The wheels are dicks viewed head-on.

You might want to have your urethra check out bro.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Nyyen posted:

You might want to have your urethra check out bro.

They look sound to me.

DaNerd
Sep 15, 2009

u br?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

They look sound to me.

:golfclap:

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

Absurd Alhazred posted:

They look sound to me.

:wow:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

They look sound to me.

:discourse:

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

They look sound to me.

Oh, bra-vo!

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
A (USA) colleague just told me her son can't go to Mexico because he's in the Marines. She said nobody from any of the armed forces is allowed there on vacation. Is this real?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Some commands will specifically ban travel to some places. The DoD, and the Department of the Navy haven’t banned travel to Mexico, but lower echelons May have their own rules. I’m talking about this being federated down to the company commander level.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Maybe he's in that's unit that had dudes get busted for moonlighting as coyotes.

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Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Or the one that had some idiots sell some m16s to girls they knew worked for the cartels

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