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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I pop in to this thread every now and then and it gets weirder every time.

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Doc Hawkins posted:

ALL MILK IS BREAST MILK

This is udderly rediculous.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Dick Burglar posted:

mmm milk sweat

tbf monotremes are kinda cheating

Well they are a paradoxus

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Dick Burglar posted:

I mean, we're talking about muscle bros. They're basically TCC weirdos ordering "research chemicals" from China except, instead of getting high, their goal is to get ripped as gently caress. Breast milk isn't really that far out.

TCC does have a steroids megathread and it's deeply entertaining

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Casimir Radon posted:

What do almond breasts look like?

They're nuts!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



CainFortea posted:

This is udderly rediculous.

Steer clear until the udder chaos subsides.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

It's nipples monotremes lack, not breasts

Dick Burglar posted:

mmm milk sweat

tbf monotremes are kinda cheating

All milk is milk sweat, except crop milk

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

shame on an IGA posted:

TCC does have a steroids megathread and it's deeply entertaining

I was wondering what happened to the cop megathread.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:
I miss the cop megathread but I guess SA is a general ACAB zone.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Cops are bastards outside of SA too

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

goatsestretchgoals posted:

I was wondering what happened to the cop megathread.

Probably Reddit, after the cop subreddit was closed, they still had protectandserve after r/beatingwomen was gone

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1121096958486118404

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
All I can hear is Yusha Thomas deep baritone saying "Uncle Sam GOT yo rear end now" followed by that laughter.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

BIG HEADLINE posted:

All I can hear is Yusha Thomas deep baritone saying "Uncle Sam GOT yo rear end now" followed by that laughter.

"You know you hosed up, right?"

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

boop the snoot posted:

I pop in to this thread every now and then and it gets weirder every time.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
I met the most ringknocker of ringknockers today at work. One of those that says "It was my understanding that" before saying something obviously wrong, and when told he was wrong, still wants it to be right.

I saw the ring and laughed inwardly, asked him for his ID, saw him open his wallet and his driver's license and his military ID were both equally accessible. As soon as he reached for the military ID, I knew it was on. (Retired Navy O-5).

Spent 20 minutes explaining how wrong he was. Several times he literally waved his hand in front of his lady's face to hush her up when she tried to explain it to him.

How the gently caress do you move to Alabama solely because you thought you didn't have to pay state or federal taxes on Social Security if you lived there?

Had to explain to him several times what voluntary tax withholding was (literally just "take extra tax out") and how it was not reducing his gross income to make him eligible for lower Medicare premiums.

Finally I just outlasted him and he left. Working for him in uniform must have been a treat. My apologies to any sailors that had to explain anything technical to him.

At least I got to unload with both barrels of explainerism about how Social Security isn't a retirement account, it's a social benefit, and him drawing it doesn't make him exempt from paying taxes on it, the same way I pay for schools and have no kids, etc.

Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.
You should have said nothing and let him get that sweet audit surprise.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Evil SpongeBob posted:

You should have said nothing and let him get that sweet audit surprise.

He was visiting us on April 18th. He had already gotten his surprise and was trying to stop next year's :laugh:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



GD_American posted:

He was visiting us on April 18th. He had already gotten his surprise and was trying to stop next year's :laugh:

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


GD_American posted:

He was visiting us on April 18th. He had already gotten his surprise and was trying to stop next year's :laugh:

been a while since there was a feel-good story coming out of the thread

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Crossposting from Current Events, someone's about to have a bad day.

https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1516909089871310848

https://twitter.com/TomRtweets/status/1516911640368885762

https://twitter.com/ValerioCNN/status/1516911645569691648

Congress isn't in session but l m a o

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
The Golden Knights are all assholes.

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

I thought we weren't posting these because they were always cringe bullshit?

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Heard a "BUT HER EMAILS" in the wild today.

Losers.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
What even was the supposed deal with her emails? I've heard the phrase sometimes spoken in hushed tones by people with no specific explanation of what significance her emails were supposed to have had

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
She stored classified emails on an unclassified server.

That’s it. That’s all that happened. It’s illegal as all hell but other secretary of states have done similar stuff, and Trump… you know.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Wasn't it even more bullshit than that? I remember something like "we asked the IT guys for a solution to X, they gave us this. Someone else later made a recommendation of policy that it was non-compliant." or some other dry, administrative crap which then got laundered through the CHUD rage-o-sphere in to SHE EMAILED ALL YUR SEKRITS TO THE CHICOMMS SO THEY COULD PERFORM SATANIC SEX RITUALS ON YOUR CHILDREN.

Wrr
Aug 8, 2010


hiliary cliton was working for enemy corporations in order to orchestrate the attack on Benghazi to kill Vilerat to hurt Goonfleet.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
I remember one dude talking about his buddy who operated drones from Nevada not having heard anything on 'the net' as Benghazi was happening, and the obvious explanation being that it was an inside job, rather than any number of other reasons a drone operator might not have been brought into the picture, and somehow her emails were a part of that.


Speaking of classified/unclassified, a dude got fired from my work recently for sending a snap chat of himself in front of classified things

Love to not stop taking selfies for any reason ever

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode
Speaking of unpiloted vehicles...
https://twitter.com/Phylan/status/1517507755162148864
this is a whole different kind of dumb, but lol

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



NightGyr posted:

Speaking of unpiloted vehicles...
https://twitter.com/Phylan/status/1517507755162148864
this is a whole different kind of dumb, but lol

I would *love* to listen in on the call to the insurance company for this one.

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk
They probably have a Tesla caused incidents hotline with some REALLY jaded and cynical workers.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/Jack_Mrgln/status/1515787920505987076

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EvenWorseOpinions posted:



Speaking of classified/unclassified, a dude got fired from my work recently for sending a snap chat of himself in front of classified things

Love to not stop taking selfies for any reason ever
You worked with Ramzan Kadyrov?

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

GD_American posted:

If you’ve seen After Porn, she’s still quite good looking. And seemed to get less psychic damage from it all than her contemporaries.

Last I heard she was batshit crazy, being pumped, and strung out on meth my guy

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

What even was the supposed deal with her emails? I've heard the phrase sometimes spoken in hushed tones by people with no specific explanation of what significance her emails were supposed to have had

Hillary couldn’t figure out the technology through the proper method because olds and they hacked together some solution that might have worked if still been against regulations for someone who wasn’t a prime target of foreign hackers involving a private e-mail server.

Basically if a normal person did it they’d probably lose their clearance and get fired, maaaaaybe some sort of suspended criminal penalty but as far as powerful and rich people crimes it’s absolutely nothing compared to an average minute in Trump’s life or oh, stuff her and Obama ordered in the war on terror, but that that involves mostly killing people in the third world and most Americans are totally cool with torture, assassination, and war crimes so instead buttery males.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

buttery males are always a valid topic for discussion and it's a travesty that America only gets margarine men

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

Hillary couldn’t figure out the technology through the proper method because olds and they hacked together some solution that might have worked if still been against regulations for someone who wasn’t a prime target of foreign hackers involving a private e-mail server.

Basically if a normal person did it they’d probably lose their clearance and get fired, maaaaaybe some sort of suspended criminal penalty but as far as powerful and rich people crimes it’s absolutely nothing compared to an average minute in Trump’s life or oh, stuff her and Obama ordered in the war on terror, but that that involves mostly killing people in the third world and most Americans are totally cool with torture, assassination, and war crimes so instead buttery males.

Supposedly a big part was that she refused to learn to use a smartphone or move on from her Blackberry.

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Supposedly a big part was that she refused to learn to use a smartphone or move on from her Blackberry.

I thought their security people demanded blackberries, which was why obama used them for a long while?

(yeah yeah, private email server, "what security", etc)

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I heard that Hilary was designing a lubricated launch rail system for aircraft carriers. The Butter EMALS, they called it.

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