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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

maffew buildings posted:

Remember when the United States executed it's traitors? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Lol, like the officers that ‘resigned their commissions’ to fight against the Union? Or the ones that sent all the arms the confederates couldn’t make themselves to the south before the war? Yeah, we sure hanged them good.

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedition

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

WHAT IF ATF DECIDES THIS IS A DD??!!?

Khizan posted:

Treason is a high bar to clear because it’s the only crime, iirc, that is specifically defined in the constitution.

And note that “enemies” in this sense means “we’re actually literally at war with them,” not just “they’re a rival” or “we don’t like them.” The Rosenbergs didn’t commit treason because we weren’t at war with the Soviet Union. Same thing for Ames and Hanssen. Pollard likewise didn’t commit treason because we weren’t at war with Israel.

“Sedition” is 100% protected speech under the Brandenburg standard. There is no way whatsoever that a prosecution for sedition could be sustained under any modern first amendment jurisprudence. You’d have to go back to when the Supreme Court thought it was okay to throw people in prison for handing out pamphlets opposing the draft.

Phanatic fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Jul 24, 2022

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Phanatic posted:

There is no way whatsoever that a prosecution for sedition could be sustained under any modern first amendment jurisprudence. You’d have to go back to when the Supreme Court thought it was okay to throw people in prison for handing out pamphlets opposing the draft.

Yeah and?

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
well they're trying it, at least 6 were charged with sedition, not sure when the trials are though.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/01/13/what-is-sedition/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2022/02/18/stewart-rhodes-jail-seditious-conspiracy/

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

WHAT IF ATF DECIDES THIS IS A DD??!!?

“Seditious conspiracy” is not the same thing as sedition. Conspiracy is an act, and seditious conspiracy requires:

quote:

If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

The Sedition Act, on the other hand, made it illegal to say mean things about the Federal government.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

cult_hero posted:

But it would qualify as a fraudulent enlistment right? Knowing of a disqualifying factor for active duty and knowingly failing to disclose that upon enlistment, would potentially be subject to punishment under the UCMJ.

Not a JAG, but maybe he'll get some time in Leavenworth. Or at least a dishonorable. Maybe.

No because he was already enlisted as a reservist at the time. He moved to active duty afterwards, but was already enlisted. The article explains how he isn’t subject to UCMJ punishment for the coup because he wasn’t activated at the time, and reservists are only subject while activated.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

You're gonna be in the group that'd be targeted after an election or two. I'd be wary of opening doors we don't actually want to see beyond.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Moon Slayer posted:

lol

My grandpa was sent to Guam shortly after it was liberated from the Japanese. He had just finished training as a Navy radioman and basically had a grand old time for the entirety of his wartime service. He got away from his lovely small town and super toxic family and engaged in all sorts of shenanigans, including an act of piracy. He liked Guam so much that he and my grandma planned to move there after retirement, a plan that only fell through because the school they were going to teach at ended up folding a month prior to their departure. Someday I'm definitely going to Guam, it seems pretty rad.

Its hot, humid, and you're bored after 4 hours and spend the rest of the day drinking at the beach bar. Go somewhere cool instead.

cult_hero posted:

Yes, Guam, that mysterious island in the mist, the American Brigadoon. What treasures and adventures await us in this forgotten land?

No one tell this guy about Diego Garcia, he might go to Mexico.

Diego isn't a US territory.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

lightpole posted:

Its hot, humid, and you're bored after 4 hours and spend the rest of the day drinking at the beach bar. Go somewhere cool instead..

Guam is great for like a week, they have some awesome snorkeling among some beautiful coral reefs. I'd go back for vacation if it wasn't 4x the price for a flight as Hawaii.

When I was stuck on base there for a month and a half I got real bored though, yeah. Gained about 20lbs just getting wasted on the beach while flies landed on every part of my body.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Godholio posted:

You're gonna be in the group that'd be targeted after an election or two. I'd be wary of opening doors we don't actually want to see beyond.

:rolleyes: As if the current scotus has a single care about maintaining legal integrity or avoiding hypocrisy. If they want to gently caress You Up, they will. If they have to make up the most tortured fake-legal bullshit to explain why YOU did a sedition and January 6th insurrectionists ~were just misguided patriots~, they will. This is some "removing the filibuster will lead to republicans abusing it!!!" levels of pearl-clutching bullshit. Those doors have already been forced open, much like the doors to the capitol on January 6th.

Dick Burglar fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jul 25, 2022

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Elviscat posted:

Guam is great for like a week, they have some awesome snorkeling among some beautiful coral reefs. I'd go back for vacation if it wasn't 4x the price for a flight as Hawaii.

When I was stuck on base there for a month and a half I got real bored though, yeah. Gained about 20lbs just getting wasted on the beach while flies landed on every part of my body.

One of my loving idiot engineers likes to get shitfaced there and almost miss the ship. This time she decided to get in a car that had the keys in it, drive back to the port, and get arrested. Still not sure how the captain got her on board before we sailed.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

WHAT IF ATF DECIDES THIS IS A DD??!!?

Dick Burglar posted:

This is some "removing the filibuster will lead to republicans abusing it!!!" levels of pearl-clutching bullshit.

Removing the filibuster for judicial nominees led directly to Kavanaugh so maybe that isn’t the most prescient argument.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Phanatic posted:

Removing the filibuster for judicial nominees led directly to Kavanaugh so maybe that isn’t the most prescient argument.

McConnell's actions would not have changed one single bit whether it was eliminated or not. Him and the Federalist Society were going to get their majority no matter the loving cost. Giving their bullshit "Look how you make me hit you" excuses anything other than scorn and mockery is playing their game.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

bird food bathtub posted:

McConnell's actions would not have changed one single bit whether it was eliminated or not. Him and the Federalist Society were going to get their majority no matter the loving cost. Giving their bullshit "Look how you make me hit you" excuses anything other than scorn and mockery is playing their game.

Especially when they are absolutely going to do it themselves as soon as they have the slimmest of majorities in the senate and a friendly House.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

I was an H-53 maintainer and we had a gripe come in "Relief tube insufficient length."

The tube is nominally held on by a single loop of shear wire (soft-drawn annealed copper wire) so it doesn't go flopping about the cockpit and cabin wildly. Maintainer reads the gripe, goes out to the aircraft, and notes that the tube has been pulled up slightly out of its cradle, but the shear wire is still intact; the loop of hose only allows about 4" of play. Maintainer pulls the tube sharply, breaking the shear wire and releasing the entire length of hose. He notes that it's long enough to get to any position any person is liable to need the device.

He signed the gripe off "Relief tube of sufficient length for enlisted prick."

That was signed off by the inspector, the maintenance master chief, the maintenance officer, and then printed and placed in the logbook. Then the electronic record was modified to say "of sufficient length." The pilot got to see the unredacted version on basically every surface for the rest of their time at the squadron, and got the callsign "relief tube."

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
I've got a relief tube story to go with that one, courtesy of my father who flew 46Ds and 53Es, who enjoyed the story:

So the CO of his 46 squadron (he was the maintenance officer at the time) and a guy who needs to qual on instruments are flying an NDB approach into Felker Army Airfield in Newport News, VA. The CO's observing the pilot, who's wearing a hood that's keeping them from checking anything other than their instruments. Everything's going fine until the pilot under evaluation keys up his mic and asks, "Uh, Skipper, could you take her for a second, I've gotta take a piss."

The CO agrees, and the pilot gives him the aircraft, grabs the relief tube, undoes his flight suit, and starts pissing into the tube. The CO doesn't think about it until the pilot says, "Skipper...the goddamned thing ain't draining!"

The CO looks over and sure enough, there's a good amount of piss clogged in the tube, sloshing around the collection point. He ponders for a moment, as he's still flying at this point, and tells the pilot, "Just pour it out the window."

Forgetting, of course, that they're still in forward flight at a good 80 knots, so when the pilot does as instructed, the wind blast through the open window catches the piss in the receptacle and bespatters both of them, utterly *soaking* the upper torso of the eval pilot, with droplets even making their way onto the CO's flight suit...and face.

The pilot's horrified as the CO asks..."That isn't what I think it was, was it?" The pilot replies "''fraid so, Skipper...I was just doing what you told me to do!"

While spitting out a droplet of his pilot's piss that made it to his lips, the CO replies, "Ah gently caress this, you passed, let's RTB."

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

BIG HEADLINE posted:

I've got a relief tube story to go with that one, courtesy of my father who flew 46Ds and 53Es, who enjoyed the story:

So the CO of his 46 squadron (he was the maintenance officer at the time) and a guy who needs to qual on instruments are flying an NDB approach into Felker Army Airfield in Newport News, VA. The CO's observing the pilot, who's wearing a hood that's keeping them from checking anything other than their instruments. Everything's going fine until the pilot under evaluation keys up his mic and asks, "Uh, Skipper, could you take her for a second, I've gotta take a piss."

The CO agrees, and the pilot gives him the aircraft, grabs the relief tube, undoes his flight suit, and starts pissing into the tube. The CO doesn't think about it until the pilot says, "Skipper...the goddamned thing ain't draining!"

The CO looks over and sure enough, there's a good amount of piss clogged in the tube, sloshing around the collection point. He ponders for a moment, as he's still flying at this point, and tells the pilot, "Just pour it out the window."

Forgetting, of course, that they're still in forward flight at a good 80 knots, so when the pilot does as instructed, the wind blast through the open window catches the piss in the receptacle and bespatters both of them, utterly *soaking* the upper torso of the eval pilot, with droplets even making their way onto the CO's flight suit...and face.

The pilot's horrified as the CO asks..."That isn't what I think it was, was it?" The pilot replies "''fraid so, Skipper...I was just doing what you told me to do!"

While spitting out a droplet of his pilot's piss that made it to his lips, the CO replies, "Ah gently caress this, you passed, let's RTB."

"I don't know how I'm ever going to pass this qual." "Urine luck!"

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

"I don't know how I'm ever going to pass this qual." "Urine luck!"

God drat you

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Absurd Alhazred posted:

"I don't know how I'm ever going to pass this qual." "Urine luck!"

Better than the poo poo luck of that f/a-pilot who boltered :v:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glue is a feature, not a bug
Pillbug

....General Pavel? Is that you?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The one weird trick for passing your flight exams THEY don’t want you to know

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



You’ll pass with at least one flying color! :dadjoke:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I made it to the thread title! Let's see how long it lasts.

Florida Man Accused of Driving to Space Force Base in Stolen Truck to Warn of Aliens

quote:

A Florida man has been arrested after he was accused of stealing a pickup truck and driving to a Space Force base to warn the government about extraterrestrial and mythical creatures.

Corey Johnson, 29, was arrested Friday at Patrick Space Force Base by local deputies after he "attempted to get on base," according to an arrest citation.

Johnson reportedly explained to authorities "he was told by the president" to warn "the government there was US aliens fighting with Chinese dragons."

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


Similar thing happened a couple years back at the Trident base in Bangor, dude carjacked some lady and rammed the gate to tell everyone about all the bombs that someone had planted on his house, and on the car he stole.

https://www.kitsapsun.com/story/news/local/2019/03/08/navy-closes-bangor-gates-truck-crash-man-child/3109086002/

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Elviscat posted:

Similar thing happened a couple years back at the Trident base in Bangor, dude carjacked some lady and rammed the gate to tell everyone about all the bombs that someone had planted on his house, and on the car he stole.

https://www.kitsapsun.com/story/news/local/2019/03/08/navy-closes-bangor-gates-truck-crash-man-child/3109086002/

Honesty is refreshing.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Finally, the hero we deserve.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Was anyone else's takeaway from that article: "Space Force HAS BASES??"

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Imagined posted:

Was anyone else's takeaway from that article: "Space Force HAS BASES??"
They're all rebranded AFBs

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Imagined posted:

Was anyone else's takeaway from that article: "Space Force HAS BASES??"

The first time I saw “PATRICK SPACE FORCE BASE” on an exit sign from I95 I almost had to pull the car over I was laughing so hard.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Imagined posted:

Was anyone else's takeaway from that article: "Space Force HAS BASES??"

Buckley outside of Denver is a Space Force base now but last time I used the commissary all of the security people were still AF and civilian rent-a-cops

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Imagined posted:

Was anyone else's takeaway from that article: "Space Force HAS BASES??"

I already knew because my company already sold product to the one at Canaveral.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Internet Wizard posted:

Buckley outside of Denver is a Space Force base now but last time I used the commissary all of the security people were still AF and civilian rent-a-cops

It's gonna be like that for a long time, because Space Force is a loving jobs program for O-6s and above, not an actual separate service. This will change very slowly.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
> Johnson reportedly explained to authorities "he was told by the president" to warn "the government there was US aliens fighting with Chinese dragons."

badass

i would watch us aliens fight chinese dragons any day

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

There's one thing I definitely respect about the Space Force, and it's the fact that they wear their US flag patch on their left side, so that it doesn't look "backwards". The autistic side of me has always hated that about US uniforms since I first saw ACUs in-person in tech school.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
No wind in space

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Scratch Monkey posted:

No wind in space

What do you call solar wind then smart guy?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

BUG JUG posted:

What do you call solar wind then smart guy?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Jimmy Smuts posted:

There's one thing I definitely respect about the Space Force, and it's the fact that they wear their US flag patch on their left side, so that it doesn't look "backwards". The autistic side of me has always hated that about US uniforms since I first saw ACUs in-person in tech school.

That's an Air Force thing they carried over.

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GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
speaking of USAF

https://twitter.com/AlexGray83/status/1553825591039856641

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