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piL posted:I've touched all the walls of a shared shower. I've searched racks for watch reliefs under red lights in places I wouldn't go in the full light of day. I've found bottles in spaces man. Bottles in spaces. Like tears in rain.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Have you ever slept in a jack shack? Time... To.. Jack.
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Guys with special operations units that are okay with sharing some of their unclassified stories are great, though. Like the my OIC for a while who told me about the time his team forgot it was Christmas and got super drunk and just started fighting each other. Had to try to come up with a cover story to explain to his wife why he didn’t Skype.
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Memento posted:Am I pregananant? how am babby formed how am girl get pregant
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can u get..... Pregantč?
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I just showed that video to two coworkers on Thursday and we were in hysterics.
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chitoryu12 posted:I just showed that video to two coworkers on Thursday and we were in hysterics.  After seeing that video, my wife and I didn't use the word 'pregnant' throughout her pregnancy when talking to each other. Where does disparaging dipship CINCs fall with respect to this thread? Because unexpectedly demanding allies pay you billions of dollars and pardoning war criminals is like one step below ordering the invasion of Russia in winter.
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Guest2553 posted:
Well we’re not quite at Italian levels of dipshittery yet, but I’m expecting the 15th Battle of the Isonzo any day now
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I've been told that I'm not doing enough to make people aware, so in the spirit of GIP I'm going to wildly overreact and post this same message in all the active threads. Another run of Useless Dirt shirts is being put together. Deadline to order is 11:59 PM Eastern time tomorrow. Info is here
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McNally posted:I've been told that I'm not doing enough to make people aware, so in the spirit of GIP I'm going to wildly overreact and post this same message in all the active threads. SHUT THE gently caress UP
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Deathy McDeath posted:SHUT THE gently caress UP uh, you ok?
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Deathy McDeath posted:SHUT THE gently caress UP No, you.
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Deathy McDeath posted:SHUT THE gently caress UP
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canyoneer posted:Dude is not right. I push paper in the military bureaucracy for a living, and I used to tell girls "I'm a DoD contractor, I fix radios" so they wouldn't question why my American rear end was drinking in whatever European city I was in. gently caress outta here if you want any of my real information, I just want to get drunk and disappoint some women.
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I used to tell people I did 'Diplomatic Liason' work as a contractor for the State Department. Sounds real, sounds boring, and is a funnier description of what I did as Infantry. No one ever had more questions.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B5BcdxYgnNK/?igshid=1d4j1wjrxh06n Also forgot committing war crimes Also the guy who posted this is a SEAL
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Thankyou for that because jfc looking through those images is amazing
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Stravag posted:Thankyou for that because jfc looking through those images is amazing the guy checking to see if his laser is on by pointing a loaded pistol at his palm good god
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I just realized that SEAL with the backwards optic is actual loving war criminal Eddie Gallagher, he should have fixed the reversed optic by simply turning the weapon around on himself.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:I just realized that SEAL with the backwards optic is actual loving war criminal Eddie Gallagher, he should have fixed the reversed optic by simply turning the weapon around on himself.
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MA-Horus posted:the guy checking to see if his laser is on by pointing a loaded pistol at his palm  https://www.instagram.com/p/BwnMKq6ntMt/?igshid=1aqt7npp32e31
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Ignoring the whole "bullets wizzing past your face for no reason" bit, they should be wearing eyepro. Since, ya know, spalling metal and burnt powder are ALSO flying down range.
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Nobody involved in that put more thought into it than "This will look so badass".
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I was hoping for someone singing the sea shanty. 
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Me too. I just kept going any second now any second...OH gently caress
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I’m jealous how he got away with that bangin’ mohawk.
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I need a ruling. Funny, idiot, or warcrime
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Is funny, idiot, war crime the new “Marry, gently caress, kill.” ?
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Why not all 3?
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I think its more the new animal, vegetable, mineral cuz youre not having to match up three things just choose between the three
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Is funny, idiot, war crime the new “Marry, gently caress, kill.” ? at least for this thread
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Please do not gently caress the submachine gun.
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Here's video where a gun shop guy suggests you buy that gun. and put USB port stickers on it so people will think it's a hard drive.
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Annnnd one of the comments was "any muslims here" keep being classy youtube
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