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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
We all floating point down here

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Float my point from the back

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

goatsestretchgoals posted:

gently caress you for making me look up ieee-754

gently caress me for continuing to read about the history of floating point numbers

Don't worry, there are so m̸a̶n̵y̶ more sights to s̸͈̺̼̖͐͌è̷̠̦̼̭̗̔͜ȩ̸̪̇̚ in c̸o̶m̵p̸u̷t̷i̴n̵g̵.

At least 0.4 of them. :unsmigghh:

You may also be interested in the limitations of regular expressions!

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Float my point from the back

:golfclap:

pmchem posted:

generally true point but bad example because the mantissa and exponent are stored separately for common ieee-754 use cases

You absolute dick. This reminds me of IEC 63113 bullshit.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Trip report: NaN is a good thing. Also I want Indian food.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Volmarias posted:

Don't worry, there are so m̸a̶n̵y̶ more sights to s̸͈̺̼̖͐͌è̷̠̦̼̭̗̔͜ȩ̸̪̇̚ in c̸o̶m̵p̸u̷t̷i̴n̵g̵.

At least 0.4 of them. :unsmigghh:

You may also be interested in the limitations of regular expressions!

There are not nearly enough mentions of script-in-brackets[1] in there (though that may actually be regular in HTML5 --- it wasn't in IE6-land, IIRC -- but it's an utter mess regardless)

[1]writing it out blocks the post, hah.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Wibla posted:

:golfclap:

You absolute dick. This reminds me of IEC 63113 bullshit.

"63113? Isn't that the PLC one?"
*google*
gently caress me

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

Explosionface posted:

"63113? Isn't that the PLC one?"
*google*
gently caress me

:laffo:

You're welcome!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB
Ima wedgy every single one you nerds

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

Crab Dad posted:

Ima wedgy every single one you nerds

Tell me when you get off the plane at OSL :sun:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Wibla posted:

Tell me when you get off the plane at OSL :sun:

OSL? I don’t even know her!

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
It's all IEEE 802.1 stuff for me since I'm studying for CCNA. Boy howdy does Cisco love themselves some 802.1x

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


pretty big idiot here

Ex-U.S. Army sergeant charged with trying to pass secrets to China - https://www.npr.org/2023/10/06/1204371347/ex-u-s-army-sergeant-charged-with-trying-to-pass-secrets-to-china

there’s so much stupid stuff in here i’m just gonna paste it

quote:

A former U.S. Army sergeant who worked in military intelligence and carried a top secret security clearance was arrested Friday and charged with trying to pass sensitive American defense information to China.

Federal agents took 29-year-old Joseph Daniel Schmidt into custody at the San Francisco airport this morning, officials said. He faces one count of trying to deliver national defense information and one count of retention of national defense information.

Court papers say Schmidt served in the U.S. Army from 2015 to 2020, primarily with the 109th Military Intelligence Battalion at Joint Base Lewis-McChord in Washington state. He held a top secret security clearance, had studied Mandarin and worked as a team leader in spying operations.

Despite his background and training in espionage tradecraft, the details of the investigation suggest that Schmidt did not follow that training in his alleged efforts to pass secrets to China.

Those efforts began, court papers say, just over a month after Schmidt left the military when he traveled to Istanbul, Turkey. Investigators say his internet search history at the time includes searches for how to defect, including searching "countries that dont extradite" and "can you be extradited for treason."

While in Istanbul, Schmidt sent an email from his Gmail account to the public email address for the Chinese Consulate there. According to court papers, Schmidt introduces himself, explains that he has a top secret U.S. government security clearance and experience in surveillance detection and running spies. He allegedly offers to share his knowledge with the Chinese government, and asks for a face-to-face meeting.

Two days later, Schmidt allegedly created a Word document entitled, "Important Information to Share with Chinese Government." The document, which investigators recovered from Schmidt's Apple iCloud account, was later assessed by the Army to contain classified information.

In March 2020, Schmidt allegedly traveled to Hong Kong and then Beijing. While in the Chinese capital, he conducted several Google searches, including "What Do Real Spies Do and How are they Recruited—Reddit," as well as "Espionage—Reddit."

Court papers say Schmidt went on to create more Word documents, again saved to his iCloud account, that contained national defense information, including details on how U.S. Army intelligence training.

One of the alleged documents was 23 pages long and entitled "High Level Secrets." It includes the passage: "My name is Joseph Schmidt. I'm a human intelligence collector that just got out of the military. I'm trying to send some information to the Chinese government about the United States Intelligence Services."

The document also allegedly includes information about Schmidt's training and experience in espionage and U.S. intelligence tradecraft.

The next day, a screenshot recovered from Schmidt's iCloud account shows his phone's location blocks away from the Beijing headquarters of China's security ministry.

It's unclear from the court papers whether he entered the building, or whether Chinese officials ever engaged with Schmidt.

In May 2020, Schmidt allegedly sent an email to his sister in which he says he left the U.S. because of "a disagreement with American policy."

"I learned some really terrible things about the American government while I was working in the Army, and I no longer feel safe living in America or like I want to support the American government," he wrote, according to court papers. "I don't plan on going back ay time, except maybe once to sell my house."

Court papers say Schmidt has remained in China, primarily in Hong Kong, since 2020, and has continued to try to provide sensitive U.S. government information to Chinese authorities.

This week, officials say, he booked a flight to San Francisco, where he was arrested by federal agents at the airport.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

bird food bathtub posted:

It's all IEEE 802.1 stuff for me since I'm studying for CCNA. Boy howdy does Cisco love themselves some 802.1x

Goddammit I had that buried deep in the creases of my brain and you made me read this

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Literally mycrimes.txt

Love it

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

goatsestretchgoals posted:

gently caress you for making me look up ieee-754

gently caress me for continuing to read about the history of floating point numbers

that's nothing on the weird global standards spectrum, lemme pique your interest in ISO 3.

E: Whoever was posting about IEC 61131-3 lemme throw down my marker and swear fealty to FBD 4 lyf, LAD is crippled by the single output restriction and IL is just assembler with extra steps

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Oct 6, 2023

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

MarcusSA posted:

Literally mycrimes.txt

Love it

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

quote:

In March 2020, Schmidt allegedly traveled to Hong Kong and then Beijing. While in the Chinese capital, he conducted several Google searches, including "What Do Real Spies Do and How are they Recruited—Reddit," as well as "Espionage—Reddit."

hannibal
Jul 27, 2001

[img-planes]

MarcusSA posted:

Literally mycrimes.txt

Love it

My Crimes draft_final_FINAL(1).docx

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Dang. This guy is good.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





quote:

While in Istanbul, Schmidt sent an email from his Gmail account to the public email address for the Chinese Consulate there. According to court papers, Schmidt introduces himself, explains that he has a top secret U.S. government security clearance and experience in surveillance detection and running spies. He allegedly offers to share his knowledge with the Chinese government, and asks for a face-to-face meeting.
It's like Burn After Reading but even dumber

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
“Well they haven’t said anything so I guess I’m in the clear, might as well go to nocal for a wine tasting.”

Punished Ape
Sep 17, 2021
"I must apologize for Sgt. Schmidt. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
A HUMINT collector? A goddamn interrorgator?

Man, that motherfucker really knows how to pad his resume, poo poo.

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

Crab Dad posted:

OSL? I don’t even know her!

:golfclap:

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

MarcusSA posted:

Literally mycrimes.txt

Love it

I feel for the Apple folks trying to deal with that. Like it's evidence that presumably needs to be preserved, but it's also classified stuff you really don't want on your servers (and if it was composed in Istanbul, it may have ended up on computers outside of USA?). Seems like a real headache involving stressed out lawyers breathing downs the necks of stressed out operations engineers.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




quote:

Two days later, Schmidt allegedly created a Word document entitled, "Important Information to Share with Chinese Government." The document, which investigators recovered from Schmidt's Apple iCloud account, was later assessed by the Army to contain classified information.

:hmbol:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

What a loving dumbshit.
Also of all the countries you could pick you choose the one that’s currently as bad if not worse than us.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Crab Dad posted:

What a loving dumbshit.
Also of all the countries you could pick you choose the one that’s currently as bad if not worse than us.

China has a lot of money, right? Maybe he thought they'd give him some of it for being a master of espionage. Let's see if he tries the "I was going to be a double agent, you busted me before I could get started" angle.

Gorilla Radio
May 10, 2007
On behalf of the Serbs, we're very sorry for the Hillary Clinton sniper incident. Next time, we'll aim better.

Crab Dad posted:

What a loving dumbshit.
Also of all the countries you could pick you choose the one that’s currently as bad if not worse than us.

"Dear China,

I am an American intelligence soldier and I'm writing in an effort to defect. I am unhappy with how America treats..."

*Checks notes*

"Its ethnic minorities. So, please get back to me at your earliest convenience."

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

hannibal posted:

My Crimes draft_final_FINAL(1).docx

Finally, some intelligence leaked outside of the war thunder forums!

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
Having my crimes.txt be hosted on your cloud account so it's on an accessible database rather than at home on your personal device is a nice 21st century twist to the old classic.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

SerthVarnee posted:

So out of curiosity. Let's pretend a marine NCO comes rampaging through the fields to yell at someone for having their hands in their pockets. Has anyone ever tried to answer in the affirmative when he ask the obligatory "do you think Chesty Puller walked around with his hands in his pockets?". Considering that one of the more famous pictures of Chesty is this.



The senior staff of the 7th Marines on Cape Gloucester, New Britain, Jan 10 1944. Chesty Puller is the second from the left.


I'm mostly asking because I suspect the heat generated from the NCO's face would probably solve our energy problems for a year or two.
Especially if we can get some sort of sonic pressure wave turbine running.

Stock USMC NCO answer:

"When you've won your fifth Navy Cross you can put your hands in your pockets too."

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Not sure how well this embed might work, but worth it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Not sure how well this embed might work, but worth it.



Hey, this isn't the "winning at military thread".

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

WHAT IF ATF DECIDES THIS IS A DD??!!?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Punished Ape posted:

"I must apologize for Sgt. Schmidt. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."

:lmao:

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


This is the guy who wrote the book where the “good” SS (ugh) saved earth from reptilian aliens right?

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


goatsestretchgoals posted:

This is the guy who wrote the book where the “good” SS (ugh) saved earth from reptilian aliens right?

I think that's Ringo

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