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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

quote:

Even that event, which was covered by news organizations around the world, failed to register with another member of the unit, who attempted to schedule Teixeira for duty two weeks after his arrest.

Holy poo poo, that's too perfect.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008


Tell Jack he’s got to get his dental form in, or there will be problems. He’s where?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Jack’s red on not being in jail.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
You know this kid got called Tex and probably hated it lmao just crying 'its pronounced different' yeah yeah yeah ok tex only time this shithead probably cared about pronouns

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Wasabi the J posted:

You know this kid got called Tex and probably hated it lmao just crying 'its pronounced different' yeah yeah yeah ok tex only time this shithead probably cared about pronouns

"Tex" wouldn't be a pronoun, it'd be a nickname.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Only Tex I’ve ever known was fodder for this thread, dude got caught mid-jerk with a pile of porn he’d somehow uploaded to SIPR in Afghanistan (as a Bn S3).

What he got actually fired for was different than what he got caught for, probably. Turns out when you’re doing big operational plans and you cut the entire brigade S3 out of the loop and send everything directly to your regional command (without so much as a Cc to anyone in any of the brigade S shops), you can get an entire chain of command pretty pissed at you pretty quick!

I’ve never heard anything so malicious as our brigade S3 tearing this renegade Bn S3 apart when he found out he was being bypassed like that. Majors aren’t a happy lot to start with, and when one of them pisses off another (and has the authority to do something about it) it’s a pure :yikes: moment.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Dick Burglar posted:

"Tex" wouldn't be a pronoun, it'd be a nickname.

You'd think it was the way some people go on about their home state.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Dick Burglar posted:

"Tex" wouldn't be a pronoun, it'd be a nickname.

i was making a rhyming joke

Mzuri
Jun 5, 2004

Who's the boss?
Dudes is lost.
Don't think coz I'm iced out,
I'm cooled off.

Imagine being that little jerk and reading what others in your unit thought about you and called you behind your back. It HAS to hurt.

Maybe it's what could make him reflect on how he has beha- Oh who am I kidding.

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk
"Even that event, which was covered by news organizations around the world, failed to register with another member of the unit, who attempted to schedule Teixeira for duty two weeks after his arrest. That action, following “a monumental national news event occurring within the unit,” was a “stark example of [the member’s] lack of situational awareness or appreciation for the gravity of the matter,” the investigation found."

For some reason that reminds me of this scene:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8io094

Start at 24 minutes in, watch just over 1 minute from that starting point.

Just that same level of absolutely complete lack of knowledge of the world around them.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Mzuri posted:

Imagine being that little jerk and reading what others in your unit thought about you and called you behind your back. It HAS to hurt.

Maybe it's what could make him reflect on how he has beha- Oh who am I kidding.

That is not how that works.

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


A.o.D. posted:

That is not how that works.

Something tells me he's not exactly Mr. Current Affairs given his present place of residence.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

from the r/relationships thread

Cowslips Warren posted:


AITA for telling my friends that my husband isn’t well read?

quote:

Background: My husband (let’s call him Will) is in the Navy, and he works on nuclear reactors on submarines. We’ve been together for 4 years, married for 2.

We were at a small house party with a few friends of mine from college and we were discussing books we’ve all read, when at one point one of my friends (let’s call him Steve) asks Will, “So Will, what’s your favorite book?” and my husband responds, “Oh, I really like To Kill A Mockingbird.” Then Steve gives him a quizzical look and asks him, “Have you read any books outside of high school?” and Will hesitates a bit and says, “Outside of manuals at work, I guess I haven’t.” So then I try to explain to Steve, “Oh yeah, he’s not well educated, so he’s never had a reason to be well read.” We all had a good laugh, but then Will didn’t really contribute a whole lot to the conversation the rest of the night.

On the car ride back, Will was pretty quiet. I ask if he’s fine and all he says in a sarcastic tone is, “Peachy.” I ask him if I did anything to upset him and he responds back with, “I don’t know. I don’t think I’m educated enough to properly explain myself.” I tell him I didn’t tell my friends that he was unintelligent, just that he wasn’t college educated. He accused me of minimizing how hard his Navy schooling was, but I explained that military education and college education are simply not the same. We continued to fight until we got home. I texted my sister about what happened and she called me a huge rear end in a top hat and that I need to apologize and now I’m having second thoughts about how I handled this. AITA Reddit?

I eagerly await a list of what books you need to read to be considered well read by these yokels.

Sentence this lady to nuke school

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

shame on an IGA posted:

from the r/relationships thread

Sentence this lady to nuke school

Lmao that’s a good one.

I’m glad I’m old and no one asks dumbass questions about what books I’ve read as an ice breaker.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
From now until the time I die "Maritime Law of Lichtenstein by Nicholas Reithner" will be my answer for my favorite book. Either they'll know and appreciate the joke, or they won't and I'll have fun at their expense.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

bulletsponge13 posted:

I'm probably wrong, but I assume she wandered off and died.

The best case scenario is still really bad for long term health.

DOD is even looking into limiting heavy weapons (50, MK19, rocket launchers) because they cause microtraumas that damage soft tissues, sinuses, and even with hear protection, damage to the inner ear. That's not even getting into the Cannon Cockers and bigger guys.

There was a long-form NYT (I think) article about Marine crew(s) in Syria firing non-stop and it was loving bleak what it did to that relatively small group. Micro traumas, cracking myelein sheaths (in animals), dudes seeing ghosts when they got home. Bleak as hell -- blasts slowly destroying the higher functions in human brains.

quote:

In later experiments, blasted mice were put through mazes. They made more wrong turns than healthy mice, and sometimes froze, refusing to explore the mazes at all.

The team then dissected the animals’ brains. At first they found almost no damage.

“Everything looked fine until we looked at a nano scale,” Dr. Gu said.

Under an electron microscope, a ravaged neural landscape came into focus. Sheaths of myelin, vital for insulating the biological wiring of the brain, hung in tatters. In key parts of the brain that control emotion and executive function, large numbers of mitochondria — the tiny powerhouses that provide energy for each cell — were dead.

“It was remarkable — the damage was very widespread,” Dr. Gu said. “And that was just from one explosion.”

Link: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/05/us/us-army-marines-artillery-isis-pentagon.html

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

A.o.D. posted:

From now until the time I die "Maritime Law of Lichtenstein by Nicholas Reithner" will be my answer for my favorite book. Either they'll know and appreciate the joke, or they won't and I'll have fun at their expense.

There are landlocked countries with maritime laws and administration. I know Switzerland does, and I’m sure others maintain it so they can sell their flags to grey shipping.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Vengarr posted:

There are landlocked countries with maritime laws and administration. I know Switzerland does, and I’m sure others maintain it so they can sell their flags to grey shipping.

Are you telling me that I get to have fun at your expense?

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



A.o.D. posted:

Are you telling me that I get to have fun at your expense?

We already are.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
I know it is an empty gag book, but I’m saying you couldn’t be sure it was a joke until you opened it.

Dorstein
Dec 8, 2000
GIP VSO
Contrasts in Maritime Law between Lichtenstein and Luxembourg

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008


Actually you’re supposed to call him Lichtenstein’s Monster.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Anecdotally i heard that a problem doing research with military personnel that basically none of the dudes offered as guinea pigs are healthy controls

Probably part of that is that the worst performers end up being volunteered so they always have issues, but when scientists get told 'oh this guy is a totally normal and representative baseline', they often then find out he's had like five concussions.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I mean that is a representative baseline for grunts.

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!
Concussions Above Replacement

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Vengarr posted:

There are landlocked countries with maritime laws and administration. I know Switzerland does, and I’m sure others maintain it so they can sell their flags to grey shipping.

Nothing grey about it, although nobody flags in Switzerland because, poo poo, Marshall Islands’ cheaper.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


the 50 million dollar moron

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

I hope the fact that he retained a law firm and pursued this means that he's gotten help or is on meds and therefore is lucid.

I remember him posting back in the day about how a local dentist was trying to blind him with a laser pointer.

e; oh yeah, didn't he also think the Mexican cartels were going to seize fighter jets and start bombing the US?

Moon Slayer fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jan 3, 2024

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I remember him being certain his mailman was part of CIA hit team after him because his Mom worked for the government and he refused to work for them after revealing his proof that 9/11 was an inside job- a badly scanned Student ID card.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

(edited after reading the brief posted in the CW thread about what went on)

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Jan 4, 2024

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


i dunno if i would call being thrown in a syrian torture prison for years "profitable", even if it ultimately resulted in monetary gain

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008
Everyone in this story sounds like an idiot, up to and including Jay Leno, so I think it belongs here: https://www.thedrive.com/news/dodge-steps-up-after-dealer-screws-soldier-out-of-challenger-srt-demon-170-order

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

bennyfactor posted:

Everyone in this story sounds like an idiot, up to and including Jay Leno, so I think it belongs here: https://www.thedrive.com/news/dodge-steps-up-after-dealer-screws-soldier-out-of-challenger-srt-demon-170-order
So he's mad that he didn't get to buy a car at $50,000 over list?

Punished Ape
Sep 17, 2021
I wonder if privates in the Continental Army bought really expensive race horses when they got out.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Punished Ape posted:

I wonder if privates in the Continental Army bought really expensive race horses when they got out.

Probably not, but there's a book to be written about the history of the Army getting ripped off when they had to buy up a lot of horses really quickly.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Nap Ghost

Punished Ape posted:

I wonder if privates in the Continental Army bought really expensive race horses when they got out.

privates in the Continental Army, even adjusting roughly for inflation and different prices, etc, made something like 15% the wages of a private today. It didn't pay well, there were pay mutinies, and stuff like recruiters saying "come on back alive when you're done with a full term of service and you'll get some free government cows, I promise...."

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
There was already a book written about how Washington had an absolutely ridiculous expense charter during the revolution, including a swanky luxury carriage from France. He declined a salary and instead just asked to have his expenses covered. He then submitted $160k of itemized expenses.

When he became president he magnanimously offered to forego a salary and just have expenses reimbursed. Enough people had been around from the Continental Congress to know that trick, and paid him a $25k annual salary instead.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

mlmp08 posted:

privates in the Continental Army, even adjusting roughly for inflation and different prices, etc, made something like 15% the wages of a private today. It didn't pay well, there were pay mutinies, and stuff like recruiters saying "come on back alive when you're done with a full term of service and you'll get some free government cows, I promise...."

Also, there was the whole "oh poo poo, what are we going to use for money" thing.

Thirteen different states, thirteen different state currencies, thirteen different debt certificates, Continental dollars, congressional debt certificates, and the British Pound was still being circulated long after the British went home.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Also, there was the whole "oh poo poo, what are we going to use for money" thing.

Thirteen different states, thirteen different state currencies, thirteen different debt certificates, Continental dollars, congressional debt certificates, and the Spanish Real was still being circulated long after the British went home.

There's a reason why we use dollars and not pounds.

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Also, there was the whole "oh poo poo, what are we going to use for money" thing.

Thirteen different states, thirteen different state currencies, thirteen different debt certificates, Continental dollars, congressional debt certificates, and the British Pound was still being circulated long after the British went home.

Up here north of the 49th, we decided in 1841 that the pound sterling wasn't good enough for trade with the US, so we needed our own, different type of pound, pegged as 1 Canadian Pound = 4 United States Dollars. Though instead of adopting decimal currency, we kept the pounds-shillings-pence system, despite it being wholly incompatible with conversion to British pounds-sterling-pence values.

This didn't last long, and by the 1850s we started half-assing decimal currency and pegging government finances to the US dollar, until we started issuing fully-decimalized Canadian dollar notes and coins in 1858 and taking in Canadian pounds for trade-in.

Meanwhile, Newfoundland issued its own Newfoundland dollars until 1949 when they finally became a Canadian province. If you have a Newfoundland dollar banknote, it's still technically legal tender in Canada for whatever's printed on it, though you'll probably get more from a collector.

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