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Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Well one under 5 inches atleast

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ScreenDoorThrillr
Jun 23, 2023

(sings in latex)

SerthVarnee posted:

So out of curiosity. Let's pretend a marine NCO comes rampaging through the fields to yell at someone for having their hands in their pockets. Has anyone ever tried to answer in the affirmative when he ask the obligatory "do you think Chesty Puller walked around with his hands in his pockets?". Considering that one of the more famous pictures of Chesty is this.



The senior staff of the 7th Marines on Cape Gloucester, New Britain, Jan 10 1944. Chesty Puller is the second from the left.


I'm mostly asking because I suspect the heat generated from the NCO's face would probably solve our energy problems for a year or two.
Especially if we can get some sort of sonic pressure wave turbine running.

Chesty Puller would be a great screen name for a sex worker

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003

ScreenDoorThrillr posted:

Chesty Puller would be a great screen name for a sex worker

No better friend with benefits.... no worse enema.

First to gently caress

Capable of Amphibious Sexual Assault.

The Devil Dog with The Devil Hog.

Every Marine a Waifu Man.

Eagle, Globe and Wanked Her.

Pony-Jarheads

We didn't promise you a hoe's garden.

Semper Futuo

i would have more but i'm fukkin tired and half of what Marines say is innuendo or just the word gently caress anyway.

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


Steezo posted:

No better friend with benefits.... no worse enema.

First to gently caress

Capable of Amphibious Sexual Assault.

The Devil Dog with The Devil Hog.

Every Marine a Waifu Man.

Eagle, Globe and Wanked Her.

Pony-Jarheads

We didn't promise you a hoe's garden.

Semper Futuo

i would have more but i'm fukkin tired and half of what Marines say is innuendo or just the word gently caress anyway.

Honestly I just assumed you were reading the graffiti in a bathroom stall that marines had defiled at some point

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Fearless posted:

Honestly I just assumed you were reading the graffiti in a bathroom stall that marines had defiled at some point

I didn't know dicks were a font now.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB
Ok I’m greeting my marine coworker with the devil hawg next I see him.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


this is my waifu, this is my gun

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Still looking for a few good men

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

The Whores of Tripoli

The Marines are Coming (didn't even have to change that one!)

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

spacetoaster posted:

The Whores of Tripoli

From the balls of Montezuma!

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

piL posted:

From the balls of Montezuma!

!!!!!!!

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003

piL posted:

From the balls of Montezuma!

I'm only a little mad I didn't think of this one.

Anathematic
Jan 1, 2011

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Yeah if things have come down to the CO of the ship pulling out an M4 in combat then things have gone pretty spectacularly off the rails.

I opted out of taking part in our christening ceremony in the shipyard and volunteered to stand watch in the guard tower at the corner of EBs graving dock.

Given it's a nuclear submarine, there were plenty of protesters carrying signs at the gates and out on the Thames in boats. The CO himself literally called me on the tower phone to make sure I knew not to fire on them.

This is how much the average CO trusts the average blueshirt, I don't think grabbing the rifle himself is entirely out of the question...

Queer Grenadier
Jun 14, 2023

THIS GUY HAS A POOPY BOOM BOOM

HE NOT WARSHING HE HOLES LOL
Anyone ever request mast? 👀

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Anathematic posted:

I opted out of taking part in our christening ceremony in the shipyard and volunteered to stand watch in the guard tower at the corner of EBs graving dock.

Given it's a nuclear submarine, there were plenty of protesters carrying signs at the gates and out on the Thames in boats. The CO himself literally called me on the tower phone to make sure I knew not to fire on them.

This is how much the average CO trusts the average blueshirt, I don't think grabbing the rifle himself is entirely out of the question...

Surprised they let you have real ammo.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




The Lone Badger posted:

Surprised they let you have real ammo.

Nuclear. The rules are different.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

mllaneza posted:

Nuclear. The rules are different.

Yeah they avoid giving 1/3rd of the crew live ammo due to hoe their workplace makes them hunger for sweet release

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007
WAAAH THE MEAN FAA WON'T LET ELON AND AIRBUS FLY RANDOM SHIT WITHOUT PESKY REGULATIONS SO VOTE TRUMP FOR FREE SPEECH AND FREE SKIES I AM VERY SMART

PS LOVE CANAL NEVER HAPPENED

Turns out that Commander Yaste here is a Citadel grad.

jerman999
Apr 26, 2006

This is a lex imperfecta
Holy poo poo I know that guy from NPS. Small world.

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

jerman999 posted:

Small world.

Being fair, everything is small when your scope is backwards.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
i think this counts

https://bsky.app/profile/ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social/post/3kq7ogjlzr22a

quote:



Customer: IF YOU AIN'T ORDNANCE, YOU AIN'T SPECIAL. (IT'S A USMC ACRONYM.)
DMV: IF YOU AINT ORDINANCE YOU AINT poo poo.. A MILITARY TERM

Verdict: DENIED

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I feel you'd appreciate this.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Yeah there's a lot of weird AI ads on facebook like that.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


At least he's ostensibly American and not like a VDV jabroni. Baby steps (as long as their feet don't look like their hands).

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003

Mr. Nice! posted:

Yeah there's a lot of weird AI ads on facebook like that.

Didn't know he was doing a new album. I always liked poodle hat...

Edit: Although this feels more like a "Dare to be stupid" year so far.

Steezo fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Apr 16, 2024

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
bless those brave men and women serving in the US ARANWY :patriot:

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


Kinda dig the All Bars, 50% Less Stars patch.

CrazySalamander
Nov 5, 2009

Robert Facepalmer posted:

Kinda dig the All Bars, 50% Less Stars patch.

I like the all stars one. United Planets of the Milky Way!

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
His left sleeve is giving me Skilcraft flashbacks

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


not caring here posted:

His left sleeve is giving me Skilcraft flashbacks

There's an "armies go in sleevies" punchline somewhere in all that.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.



this mf has a brontosaurus patch

e: and a rank of S

e2: for christ's sakes i just noticed the hand(s?). this man is a joy mutant

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I like how his hand comes out of both sleeves at once

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

What happened to the name tapes is hilarious

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



It got the baby’s flag right-ish, but dude’s is a mess :laffo:

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

His handblob is also permanently fused to one of the babies.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

The Lone Badger posted:

His handblob is also permanently fused to one of the babies.

Open your miiiiiiiind

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal
Somebody broke that poor man's right shoulder

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

The Lone Badger posted:

His handblob is also permanently fused to one of the babies.

This made me think of Brian Yuzna's Society (1989) and if I have to think about that movie then by god I will not suffer alone.

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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

The Lone Badger posted:

His handblob is also permanently fused to one of the babies.

It's all one single organism. It has two baby-shaped tentacles protruding from its ventral flesh sacs.

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