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I have a new Idiot of the Month candidate: https://twitter.com/kylieatwood/status/1787558870765674598?t=BuAlGL4XR9vyj66jDiJGxA&s=19 my bet's on scammer russian internet girlfriend
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# ? May 6, 2024 19:05 |
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# ? Nov 4, 2024 04:38 |
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Article: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/us-soldier-detained-russia-officials-say-rcna150928 Stationed in Korea, USFK stays winning.
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# ? May 6, 2024 21:07 |
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One our weirdos left the army expecting to move to Hungary to go to Hungarian medical school and marry his hot Russian internet girlfriend. No, he was not Hungarian and did not speak any Hungarian. I KNEW this was going to be him until I saw staff sergeant, because Weirdo definitely left as a specialist (might have been private first class, can't remember if he got demoted or not).
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# ? May 6, 2024 21:39 |
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https://twitter.com/docstrangelove2/status/1787482952210718750
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# ? May 6, 2024 23:41 |
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Well that seems loving insane.
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# ? May 7, 2024 00:00 |
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facialimpediment posted:I have a new Idiot of the Month candidate: https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/06/russia-us-soldier-south-korea-00156328 quote:The soldier, a staff sergeant who is stationed in South Korea, was arrested last Thursday, said one of the officials, who was granted anonymity to discuss a sensitive incident. The soldier had traveled to Russia to meet a woman, possibly his girlfriend, the official said. Come to Russia to meet your totally real, hot Russian girlfriend. We totally won't arrest you and hold you hostage the moment you step over the border.
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# ? May 7, 2024 00:58 |
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Third article: https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/05/07/soldier-held-russia-had-relationship-russian-woman-being-detained.html quote:Videos and photos posted to social media resurfaced Tuesday showing Black and Vashchuk together in South Korea, apparently showcasing their relationship. In one of the videos, Black is interviewed by Vashchuk and says NATO is "pretty aggressive," that he understands Russia's position on Ukraine, and that U.S. policy toward Russia was better under former President Donald Trump -- as Vashchuk prompts him to criticize President Joe Biden. lol, lmao
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# ? May 8, 2024 00:17 |
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Jesus what a dumbass.
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# ? May 8, 2024 00:34 |
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Punished Ape posted:Third article: Bad fuckin time to be on the Hump, Jesus Christ.
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# ? May 8, 2024 01:19 |
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quote:He is the second Camp Humphreys soldier to cause an international incident with a U.S. adversary in less than a year. Nominate this sentence for an award, god drat.
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# ? May 8, 2024 03:31 |
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Quick and dirty:
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# ? May 8, 2024 03:58 |
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I appreciate that there's only 2 numbers, implying that they can't even go about 3 months without someone loving up.
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# ? May 8, 2024 04:52 |
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What about defecting to a domestic adversary?
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# ? May 8, 2024 05:05 |
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The AF doesn’t like taking prior army dudes.
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# ? May 8, 2024 08:21 |
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The Lone Badger posted:What about defecting to a domestic adversary? They wouldn't get out of single digits if they counted the confederacy
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# ? May 8, 2024 08:48 |
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The sex must have been pretty amazing to lead to light treason
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# ? May 8, 2024 11:55 |
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I wonder if she was at least hot.
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# ? May 8, 2024 12:17 |
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https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-gordon-black-arrested-tiktok-girlfriend-south-korea/32936746.html
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# ? May 8, 2024 12:26 |
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wtf is up with that head to body proportion? He looks like a live version of one of those “man baby” photoshops
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# ? May 8, 2024 12:43 |
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Volmarias posted:I appreciate that there's only 2 numbers, implying that they can't even go about 3 months without someone loving up. Its more optimistic than the DUI clock which only has one digit...
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# ? May 8, 2024 15:30 |
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Volmarias posted:I appreciate that there's only 2 numbers, implying that they can't even go about 3 months without someone loving up. The “be careful on our highways” sign at Fort Hood is like that, and I think the tens digit doesn’t get much use.
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# ? May 8, 2024 21:24 |
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https://i.imgur.com/7GVXEb1.mp4
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:09 |
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The Bundeswehr can't afford a fence so they just have to pretend there's one there.
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:52 |
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Moon Slayer posted:The Bundeswehr can't afford a fence so they just have to pretend there's one there. And in Canada, at least a half dozen flag or general officers are currently under investigation or have been charged for doing unspeakable things to the fence.
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# ? May 10, 2024 04:57 |
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Was the glory fence wrong? Should we not have done that?
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# ? May 10, 2024 06:34 |
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Is it a crime to enjoy a fence? A succulent russian fence?
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# ? May 10, 2024 07:20 |
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Any chainlink fence is a glory fence
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# ? May 10, 2024 08:40 |
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Every hole a chance for glory.
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# ? May 10, 2024 11:12 |
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Air Force will open the gate in the fence, but will stand there utterly thwarted by a red line painted on the ground.
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# ? May 10, 2024 11:25 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Air Force will open the gate in the fence, but will stand there utterly thwarted by a red line painted on the ground. Well yes, because of the implication
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# ? May 10, 2024 11:47 |
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Maybe they'll get that moron from the distant past of the idiots thread. The one who "fixed" a small hole in a fighter jet by stuffing his chewing gum in there. He did this after the pilot doing the walkaround had noticed it and mentioned it. He even cheerfully announced that he had "fixed" it. So now he is just cheerfully stuffing every single part of the fence with chewing gum before the holding the gate open for the officer.
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# ? May 10, 2024 12:17 |
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I remember that guy. Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Oh man, idiots in the military. Well I spent two years on PACAF at Kadena where, I swear to God, the parts of your brain related to common sense were surgically removed the moment you were promoted to E-7 or 0-5. I’ve suppressed most of my memories of the place aside from CoCo’s Curry to protect my sanity but a few stories stand out that fit well in this thread. Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 23:47 on May 10, 2024 |
# ? May 10, 2024 13:20 |
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Oh yes. That's the one.
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# ? May 10, 2024 13:29 |
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There's such a refreshing joy to the bluntness of military personnel. "You're not loving retarded, are you?" is such an elegant way to communicate so very many emotions in a single sentence.
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# ? May 10, 2024 16:56 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Butters didn’t see the big deal with this as he (remember this dude is aggressively stupid) had done the same thing a ton of times. Suffice to say Butters spent the rest of his time at Kadena handing out tools in support. I believe he lost a stripe as well. jesus loving christ
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# ? May 10, 2024 22:04 |
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If there's on thing they teach us in tech school and airframe familiarization, its that shoving chewing tobacco in vents is a sure way to stop leaks
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# ? May 11, 2024 03:15 |
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CommieGIR posted:If there's on thing they teach us in tech school and airframe familiarization, its that shoving chewing tobacco in vents is a sure way to stop leaks Did they teach you how much chewing tobacco is needed to prevent leaking classified material on Discord? Lol guess not.
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# ? May 11, 2024 03:24 |
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Gorilla Radio posted:Did they teach you how much chewing tobacco is needed to prevent leaking classified material on Discord? More than any airman can afford.
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# ? May 11, 2024 03:43 |
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So how many airmen would you say would be needed to pool their resources? Asking for an entire command chain.
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# ? May 11, 2024 06:26 |
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# ? Nov 4, 2024 04:38 |
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Oldie but a goodie:quote:Army Col. Neal Bralley, a retired Army supply officer with the 704th Maintenance Battalion, 4th Infantry Division, who was at Fort Carson at the time of the incident, recalled the situation in Army Sustainment, a bimonthly magazine published by the Army Combined Arms Support Command out of Fort Lee, Virginia.
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# ? May 11, 2024 06:41 |