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That 1bde can get a logo which has both a blue falcon and a massive dick in there at the same time is not coincidence, as evidenced by the fact that my unit lost their weekend yet again less than an hour after that thing was published :P
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Aug 5, 2020 22:25
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Edible Crayons For bonus points, the image of the crayons is hosted from the army times website
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Aug 6, 2020 01:00
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All Crayons are edible though.
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Aug 6, 2020 02:20
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CainFortea posted:All Crayons are edible though. Smeper Fi
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Aug 6, 2020 06:10
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And the asbestos ones give you +2 against fire.
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Aug 6, 2020 14:54
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One time I was hiking and had to duck off into the woods to take a dump and as I was wiping I was squatted too low and my knuckles touched the poop. At first I thought aw dang it, but then I thought if it were an RPG, it would be a mixed status buff. Poop knuckles: -1 CHA, +1 poison damage in melee combat.
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Aug 6, 2020 16:04
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Septic Fist style also boosts your saving throw to escape combat, nobody wants to fight the greased up poop guy
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Aug 6, 2020 16:37
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King of Bees posted:It's a fuckin blue falcon lmao I spent way too much time looking for the goatse for it to just be a blue falcon axe 
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Aug 6, 2020 18:16
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sharknado slashfic posted:I spent way too much time looking for the goatse for it to just be a blue falcon axe Well it does have a huge cock and balls there as well
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Aug 6, 2020 18:47
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Cyrano4747 posted:THey also have the lifeboat from that Maersk ship that got taken by pirates and they made a Tom Hanks movie about. I dunno where they got that or who owned it. Very suspicious imo.
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Aug 6, 2020 18:51
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sharknado slashfic posted:I spent way too much time looking for the goatse for it to just be a blue falcon axe That part would've been much more obvious if it was a falchion instead of an axe.
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Aug 6, 2020 19:02
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shame on an IGA posted:Septic Fist style also boosts your saving throw to escape combat, nobody wants to fight the greased up poop guy I think it was a Camp Kill Yourself thing but it might have been during Jackass, but one of the guys got revenge for getting pissed on while sleeping by taking a poo poo in his hand and jamming it into the pisser's ear while he was sleeping. Walking down the hall he says to the camera "people will gently caress with you if you got a knife, if you got a gun. But nobody's loving with you when you got a piece of poo poo"
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Aug 6, 2020 19:06
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Notahippie posted:I think it was a Camp Kill Yourself thing but it might have been during Jackass, but one of the guys got revenge for getting pissed on while sleeping by taking a poo poo in his hand and jamming it into the pisser's ear while he was sleeping. You're right, it was in the CKY2K video. The funniest bit is that it happened the other way around - the poo poo in the ear was the first move. Ryan Dunn woke up so incredibly pissed off that he had poo poo smeared across his face, ear and lip that he wanted to murder DiCo for doing it. Bam tries to talk him into revenge by suggesting he dump jelly on him, causing Dunn to stare incredulously and ask "JELLY?! I have poo poo on my lip!" Dunn decides to pee on DiCo's face while he sleeps in lieu of beating his rear end. Then five minutes later they're all laughing about it like best buddies. Jackass and CKY2K was pretty much on repeat through my formative years which probably explains a lot.
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Aug 6, 2020 20:15
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Wild T posted:You're right, it was in the CKY2K video. The funniest bit is that it happened the other way around - the poo poo in the ear was the first move. Ryan Dunn woke up so incredibly pissed off that he had poo poo smeared across his face, ear and lip that he wanted to murder DiCo for doing it. Bam tries to talk him into revenge by suggesting he dump jelly on him, causing Dunn to stare incredulously and ask "JELLY?! I have poo poo on my lip!" Dunn decides to pee on DiCo's face while he sleeps in lieu of beating his rear end. Then five minutes later they're all laughing about it like best buddies. Holy poo poo, I remember now, you're right. In my head poo poo was obviously the escalation so I reversed the order but year. DiCo thinks getting pissed on was worse, but I imagined having to dig somebody else's poo poo out of your earholes and never bought that.
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Aug 6, 2020 23:07
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I read about something similar in a lovely ( ) Clancey novel. Seems to be a good way to avoid getting your rear end kicked, either by escaping a horrified attacker or by ensuring a quick death in a fit of passion after being caught. On the balance of things imma put more effort into running than poo poo chucking though. Rat's story reminded me about one time I got bit by a mosquito on my dick after pissing in a biv site. quote:septic fist fighting style
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Aug 7, 2020 02:02
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Guest2553 posted:Rat's story reminded me about one time I got bit by a mosquito on my dick after pissing in a biv site. I'm the idiot in this case. I was sitting on my front porch with my one of my girlfriends having post-work drinks and cigars last week, freeballing it in a tan t-shirt and thin gym shorts because even after 18 years I'm still basic as gently caress. We'd hung fly traps because they're terrible this year, which got rid of them and instead we started getting eaten alive by mosquitos. I happen to look down and there's a mosquito hovering scant millimeters above my dick. I instinctively slap it, forgetting that the way i was sitting put my ballsack directly in the line of fire. I'll still take five minutes of achey-gut nut pain over several days of itchy mosquito bite dick, though, so I think I made the right call in the end.
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Aug 7, 2020 14:28
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I had a patient with a ton of standing water in their yard, leading to several hundred mosquitos in the back of my ambulance while we were transporting them. I had mosquito bites in places I didn’t know existed. It was miserable.
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Aug 7, 2020 14:31
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Wild T posted:You're right, it was in the CKY2K video. The funniest bit is that it happened the other way around - the poo poo in the ear was the first move. Ryan Dunn woke up so incredibly pissed off that he had poo poo smeared across his face, ear and lip that he wanted to murder DiCo for doing it. Bam tries to talk him into revenge by suggesting he dump jelly on him, causing Dunn to stare incredulously and ask "JELLY?! I have poo poo on my lip!" Dunn decides to pee on DiCo's face while he sleeps in lieu of beating his rear end. Then five minutes later they're all laughing about it like best buddies. This reminds me of something from Dirty Sanchez, probably just because of the grossness. One of them does a beer enema with another guy pouring his pint into a tube that goes up the first dudes rear end. Then the pourer is holding an empty pint glass. When the enema guy sprays the beer out of his rear end the other guy impulsively jams the glass into the spray. Then everyone goes “DRINK IT!” And he does, but then pukes it up, some of it landing in the glass he’s still holding. Then they yell “DRINK IT AGAIN!!” And yes, he does it. E- I sort of got it right. Don’t watch this   https://youtu.be/DwkC1Jj_oOc Snowy fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Aug 7, 2020 |
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Aug 7, 2020 17:39
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Snowy posted:This reminds me of something from Dirty Sanchez, probably just because of the grossness. One of them does a beer enema with another guy pouring his pint into a tube that goes up the first dudes rear end. Then the pourer is holding an empty pint glass. When the enema guy sprays the beer out of his rear end the other guy impulsively jams the glass into the spray. Then everyone goes “DRINK IT!” And he does, but then pukes it up, some of it landing in the glass he’s still holding. Then they yell “DRINK IT AGAIN!!” And yes, he does it. Those guys were loving nuts. Look up the pube pizza episode and see if you can watch it without gagging.
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Aug 8, 2020 18:59
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shame on an IGA posted:Septic Fist style also boosts your saving throw to escape combat, nobody wants to fight the greased up poop guy Goddamn lol! Wandered into this thread and read this. Had me blinking for some time trying to parse.
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Aug 8, 2020 20:30
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Booger Presley posted:Goddamn lol! Av/post combo.
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Aug 8, 2020 21:12
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Wheeling back around to this one, the two main dudes just got 20 years in Venezuela's finest correctional facility. Daddy Trump won't be able to bail you out of this one lads.
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Aug 9, 2020 08:01
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Lol as if he would have anyway
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Aug 9, 2020 14:22
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Memento posted:Wheeling back around to this one, the two main dudes just got 20 years in Venezuela's finest correctional facility. I graduated high school with one of those dudes. I never would’ve pinned him for being a mil type, let alone a green beret. Life is strange.
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Dick Burglar posted:I graduated high school with one of those dudes. I never would’ve pinned him for being a mil type, let alone a green beret. Life is strange. Turns out he wasn't!
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Aug 9, 2020 19:50
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Memento posted:Wheeling back around to this one, the two main dudes just got 20 years in Venezuela's finest correctional facility. He doesn't like people who get captured, remember?
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Aug 9, 2020 20:14
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Woops! 
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Aug 10, 2020 20:09
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Looks like fog
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Aug 10, 2020 20:10
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https://twitter.com/TheDreadShips/status/1246364316355514368 This is a good thread about a Venezuelan patrol craft getting owned by a cruise ship earlier this year
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Aug 10, 2020 20:11
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Look at it this way, at least none of them caught on fire.
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Aug 10, 2020 20:16
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Milo and POTUS posted:Looks like turbocancer
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canyoneer posted:https://twitter.com/TheDreadShips/status/1246364316355514368 Venezuela accusing the cruise ship of "piracy" is especially good. If they were a bunch of pirates instead of a cruise ship full of tourists, and they managed to sink your frigate by doing absolutely nothing, you are still the idiot
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Aug 10, 2020 21:53
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Look at it this way, at least no one suffocated.
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Aug 10, 2020 21:57
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P-FAS is stored in the maintenance halls
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Aug 10, 2020 22:58
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Memento posted:P-FAS is stored in the maintenance halls 
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getting a DUI at the gate while sneaking a child onto post so you can molest in the comfort of home https://wpde.com/news/local/police-marine-charged-with-statutory-rape
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Aug 12, 2020 18:44
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That mustache never lies.
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Aug 12, 2020 18:57
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Wild T posted:That mustache never lies. The technical term is “molestache”. See also: the “pedosmile”
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shame on an IGA posted:
getting a DUI at the gate while sneaking a child onto post so you can molest in the comfort of home, while being a 20-year-old LCpl, too young to drink yet too old to gently caress a teenager
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