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usenet celeb 1992
Jun 1, 2000

he thought quoting borges would make him popular
The alien conspiracy theories could also serve as a convenient cover story for the active human experimentation program we know Desmond is deeply involved in. Melinda just ended up getting caught, herself, in the propaganda wave, but if Loid pulls at certain threads like "the recent Bavette family abduction" it could lead places.

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Rand Brittain
Mar 24, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
she read those loving articles about how autistic children have special souls

Alacron
Feb 15, 2007

-->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh
Fun Shoe
I swear to Christ, If my dumb "Donovan Desmond was replaced by a body double" theory winds up being true because he's a loving pod person...

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
What if Anya is the real alien

What if starlight Anya was real

Fangz fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jan 5, 2025

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Turns out Melinda misunderstood a comment Desmond made and he's actually from another country.

The next chapter can't come soon enough.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


My working theory is that Donovan is not an alien, but he is psychic; however, his powers aren't mind reading like Anya, but mind manipulation. And he's used these powers on Melinda in the past, which has caused her to think he's an alien.

Thematically, this would make him a good foil for Anya, and it would also explain why Melinda sometimes seems to have schizophrenic trains of thought; her mind has literally been damaged by implanted commands that go against her natural instincts.

Flair
Apr 5, 2016

I wonder if we getting mirror characters to highlight the family dynamics (crafty partner, a ditzy spouse, and a gifted child) or Melinda truly believes her husband has a truly sinister intent for how she should treat her son(s). It's either of those, or this romance spy action comedy also wants to include ALIENS!

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
I can believe that whatever the gently caress is going on with Donovan's brain (which may or may not be the fault of self-inflicted surgery) has made his thought processes so strange and inscrutable that he no longer registers to other people as human. He's an anti-Anya whose psychic experiments have distanced himself from his own species rather than bringing him closer to it. Like, his wife is using the language of superstition to describe something very real and terrifying.

PringleCreamEgg
Jul 2, 2004

Sleep, rest, do your best.
It would be so good if it’s literal and true. Aliens being behind everything would rule.

Doodles
Apr 14, 2001

TwoPair posted:

The Desmond family is the Bad End of Dandadan!

They took his banana organs! drat those Serpos! drat them all to heck!

Rand Brittain
Mar 24, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
meanwhile, Donovan genuinely believes his wife is a literal witch

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Laughing at all these posts with a gnawing worry this is going to take a dark turn with MKULTRA poo poo.

Toad King
Apr 22, 2008

Yeah, I'm the best
Next chapter leak:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIovnejnjLU

Doodles
Apr 14, 2001

A Sometimes Food posted:

Laughing at all these posts with a gnawing worry this is going to take a dark turn with MKULTRA poo poo.

Anya's existence is enough to suggest that such things are more than possible.

Epi Lepi
Oct 29, 2009

You can hear the voice
Telling you to Love
It's the voice of MK Ultra
And you're doing what it wants
I finally caught up on Season 2 of the anime along with the movie and both were fantastic and make me want to reread the manga from the start.

I just love this family of weirdos!

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.
There are two "families of weirdos".
The one with the alien dad, the witch mom, the genius son?
Or the one with the spy dad, the assassin mom, the mindreader daughter and the precog dog?

Morphogenic96
Oct 30, 2013

The way you say it makes it sounds like we're going to get a chapter on the Desmond dog actually being a robot or something.

Ice Train
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Morphogenic96 posted:

The way you say it makes it sounds like we're going to get a chapter on the Desmond dog actually being a robot or something.

He's a werewolf.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

It's actually a cat.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

His dog is Mr. Peabody

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono
And Sy-On boy is Sherman!

You know, despite Loid doing all this because he's pumping Melinda for information, the actual message about mental health and therapy is pretty good. Don't often see that in manga.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you
While he is a spy he also does all his undercover jobs well. He acts as a great psychiatrist.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012

Morphogenic96 posted:

The way you say it makes it sounds like we're going to get a chapter on the Desmond dog actually being a robot or something.
Astral projection, but he thinks it's just dreaming.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


he's from another country and immigrated illegally

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Morphogenic96 posted:

The way you say it makes it sounds like we're going to get a chapter on the Desmond dog actually being a robot or something.
Yeah, that would be fine.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

this is good

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012
Was this supposed to be a big reveal? I thought it was obvious to everyone that Donovan was an alien. Anya is an esper. Sigmund Authen is a time traveler. Haruhi crossover next chapter.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
This is Haruhi Season 3 all along

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
I was thinking the gag was going to be her suggesting he's an alien because he suddenly changed at some point but then I remembered we saw Donovan as a kid and he was the same weirdo even then

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
It's reading pretty clearly as a deeply troubled woman who's terrified of her husband coming up with rationales for why her marriage that she doesn't want is so miserable

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Now that's ridiculous

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

BearDrivingTruck posted:

It's reading pretty clearly as a deeply troubled woman who's terrified of her husband coming up with rationales for why her marriage that she doesn't want is so miserable

It could be that and also that he is an alien!

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

BearDrivingTruck posted:

It's reading pretty clearly as a deeply troubled woman who's terrified of her husband coming up with rationales for why her marriage that she doesn't want is so miserable

No, he is a space alien, and also, she is a space alien as well.

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

Ytlaya posted:

No, he is a space alien, and also, she is a space alien as well.
Can't be. She looks like she's seen a ghost.

PringleCreamEgg
Jul 2, 2004

Sleep, rest, do your best.
Donovan is an alien and only Yor has a big enough stomach to eat him.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

PringleCreamEgg posted:

Donovan is an alien and only Yor has a big enough stomach to eat him.

this concept has not been working well for jump as of late so i'd steer clear of it

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Bell_ posted:

Can't be. She looks like she's seen a ghost.

You fool she is a ghost!

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

Electric Phantasm posted:

You fool she is a ghost!

Dandadan crossover next chapter

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Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
Sorry I can't get over Anya in that mask from the previous chapter :allears:

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