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President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


thatís one reason i take apple flavored horse medicine every day

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


echinopsis posted:

tw: lil bit gross maybe

I got back in touch with my old youth group leader from the 90s so sheís a bit older like me and after i told her what i did for a job she asks if i can ask a medical question

she tells me sheís got threadworms in her vagina and kinda disturbs her sleep

anyway there is no product for that so I suggested what to buy and basically to make it herself from crushed tablets in a cream


and this morning she told her that the applicator didnít work so she covered a tampon in cream and inserted that itís all sorted and she can sleep again




anyway this is whatís guaranteed to happen to all of us as we get older

i am pretty convinced that this scenario will never happen to me

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



mediaphage posted:

i am pretty convinced that this scenario will never happen to me

It's more likely than you think

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


TOOT BOOT posted:

It's more likely than you think

i take anti centipede medicine morning and night tyvm

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



TOOT BOOT posted:

It's more likely than you think

exactly what I thought

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



mediaphage posted:

i am pretty convinced that this scenario will never happen to me




um


quote:

Pinworms in adults
Pinworm infection often occurs in more than one family member. Adults are less likely to have pinworm infection, except for mothers of infected children. However, adult sexual partners can transfer the eggs to each other. Pinworms also may infect the vagina and urethra.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band


checkmate, sexhavers

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005





you think that guy has a urethra? lol

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


fart simpson posted:

you think that guy has a urethra? lol

rude, my urethra is strong and long



well her situation specifically involved a vag iirc

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



lol dont let pedantry ruin all the fun

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005




echinopsis posted:

lol dont let pedantry ruin all the fun

you should have sex with her.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


fart simpson posted:

you should have sex with her.

i suppose thatís one way to apply the cream

Ellie Trashcakes
Jan 31, 2008

let's start a nuclear war at they gay barn gay barn GAY BARN



fart simpson posted:

you should have sex with her.
suck her off

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



fart simpson posted:

you should have sex with her.

dude I had a crush on her when I was 16


Iím pretty sure what youíre suggest is a crime

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


he said should have not should have had

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band

mediaphage posted:

he said should have not should have had

maybe he's saying that having sex with echopenis is a crime?

new zealand is a whole different country, after all :shrug:

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


itís actually australiaís canada

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


President Beep posted:

itís actually australiaís canada

if weíre going with those sorts of analogies then surely australia is new zealandís big dumb cousin that just has too many kids

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


mediaphage posted:

if weíre going with those sorts of analogies then surely australia is new zealandís big dumb cousin that just has too many kids

gently caress off, weíre full (of bogans)

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003



President Beep posted:

itís actually australiaís canada

its a little different since citizens of either country can just go reside/work in the other country without any visa paperwork or anything. feels like there's a bit more cultural overlap as a result

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001




went to the pub for the first time in like 4 months last night and drat do I feel like an old man today

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



at your age now hangovers donít go away they just accumulate for the rest of your life

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE


echinopsis posted:

at your age now hangovers donít go away they just accumulate for the rest of your life
:hmmno: you're thinking of resentments

Ellie Trashcakes
Jan 31, 2008

let's start a nuclear war at they gay barn gay barn GAY BARN



Kenny Logins posted:

:hmmno: you're thinking of resentments
Or objects without a flared base

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Or objects without a flared base

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Or objects without a flared base

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


I just ate 3/4 of a large pizza and now I feel like death.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Fffffff I might have lost the ability to digest cheese :gas:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


I remember being young and able to eat like a garbage disposal.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE


axolotl farmer posted:

I remember being young and able to eat like a garbage disposal.
on the recommendation of people i no longer trust, i tried a "peanut butter bacon burger" the other day and it had me feeling like i was dying over and over. yeah those were the days. no more challenge eating left in me

Ellie Trashcakes
Jan 31, 2008

let's start a nuclear war at they gay barn gay barn GAY BARN



axolotl farmer posted:

I remember being young and able to eat like a garbage disposal.
yeah now you just post like one

Oooh gottem

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


Kenny Logins posted:

on the recommendation of people i no longer trust, i tried a "peanut butter bacon burger" the other day and it had me feeling like i was dying over and over. yeah those were the days. no more challenge eating left in me

used to be a huge fan of pb and bacon sandwiches. would try once.

Ellie Trashcakes
Jan 31, 2008

let's start a nuclear war at they gay barn gay barn GAY BARN



A diet like that is why elvis died on the terlet

(after he washed his feet in it)

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





nah it was the drugs

that he washed his feet in, i mean

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


Ellie Trashcakes posted:

yeah now you just post like one

Oooh gottem

too far!

Ellie Trashcakes
Jan 31, 2008

let's start a nuclear war at they gay barn gay barn GAY BARN



You want a piece of this, motherfucker?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



Kenny Logins posted:

on the recommendation of people i no longer trust, i tried a "peanut butter bacon burger" the other day

what, no bourbon or bbq too?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

graph posted:

what, no bourbon or bbq too?

both available on the rocks

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?


rolled my ankle coming off a curb and now i'm going to be hobbling around for at least a couple of days.

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




I know what you mean, I stepped in a pothole a year ago and got a great case of plantar fasciitis; my foot didn't even hurt until the next day and after that it was like I was that game meme of the guy who caught an arrow in the foot or something, the pain was fairly constant and excruciating..

Was actually referred to a podiatrist / sport doctor who showed me how to tape my foot properly, had to wear the boot at night, and a few months later I'm like 90% pain free but it comes back to haunt me if I twist it just wrong, or if I get up too fast, or the sun comes up that day

Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Oct 24, 2021

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