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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene


Jonny 290 posted:

ive been pondering the suspender option lately. school me. how do i make it not horribly tory

be a fat bearded rustic type?

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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

be a fat bearded rustic type?

i'm that but i still couldn't pull off the suspenders look. plantation owners are the only ones who can do it, but they obviously look like poo poo for other reasons

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene


you can rock linen pants without being colonel sanders

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



Jonny 290 posted:

ive been pondering the suspender option lately. school me. how do i make it not horribly tory

I have been an rear end-crack-asaurus for years. I tried clip on suspenders which worked ok but had a habit of violently, elastically detaching at innoportune moments. Squat or bend to pick something up from down low and POW


So I looked around and ending up ordering these:

quote:

Hold'Em Suspender for Men Made in USA Y-Back Genuine Leather Trimmed button end tuxedo suspenders Many colors and designs - Hunter (Tall 54" Long) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07B8QV3XG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_fjqxDbHSQ5BE3

they come with buttons. I sewed the buttons about a half inch either side of the corresponding belt loops on my trousers. I then button them on and wear them underneath my shirt - I always wear a singlet so they sit on top of that but underneath my T-shirt or dress shirt (rarely). Iím not patrick bateman enough to have them on display

they are very comfortable and completely solve my rear end-crack display problem. The only caveat is that you need to strip down to your underwear to take a poo poo, Kramer style, but unless you are low on fibre just git r dun in the morning and live the suspender life all day.

I have sewed buttons on a couple of pairs of trousers but need to go out and buy some more so I can have them on all of them

:waycool:

pram
Jun 10, 2001


loving lol

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



:goonsay:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005




Gentle Autist posted:

I have been an rear end-crack-asaurus for years. I tried clip on suspenders which worked ok but had a habit of violently, elastically detaching at innoportune moments. Squat or bend to pick something up from down low and POW


So I looked around and ending up ordering these:


they come with buttons. I sewed the buttons about a half inch either side of the corresponding belt loops on my trousers. I then button them on and wear them underneath my shirt - I always wear a singlet so they sit on top of that but underneath my T-shirt or dress shirt (rarely). Iím not patrick bateman enough to have them on display

they are very comfortable and completely solve my rear end-crack display problem. The only caveat is that you need to strip down to your underwear to take a poo poo, Kramer style, but unless you are low on fibre just git r dun in the morning and live the suspender life all day.

I have sewed buttons on a couple of pairs of trousers but need to go out and buy some more so I can have them on all of them

:waycool:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016

:cheers:



got myself back on the exercise wagon a while ago so my back and body in general doesnít hurt anymore. glad iím still young enough that itís an option. my knees still hurt if i sit for more than an hour because a big boy took a big sit on them back when i played rugby in college. thatís about it

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


I may be old but i'm not suspenders old

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


jfc suspenders.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


I have an old back injury and it hurts sometimes and I need someone to invent a back that doesnít hurt, thx.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


I had crippling back pain until I started exercising my butt muscles

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



unpacked robinhood posted:

I had crippling back pain until I started exercising my butt muscles
yeah I have to do strength training or else my back and wrists explode

also

rotor posted:

I may be old but i'm not suspenders old

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




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I have tactical suspenders for my motorcycle cold weather pants tho

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



the russians used a belt

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


thinking about suspenders to hold up my mom jeans but maybe Iím just bad at picking out jeans

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

PRESIDENT OF THE OFFICIAL BRENDAN FRASER FAN CLUB





gotta get em tighter i guess? :3:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


I guess! or I can try taking in the waist, or try different foundation garments

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



photoshop that waist so ya pants donít fall off ya rear end

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


they donít fall off. they migrate down from my natural waist to my trouser waist. itís because Iím a tall bitch

pram
Jun 10, 2001


theres a thing called a belt. you put it around pants. i hope this has been helpful and enlightening

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


thereís a thing called fashion

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



weíre not entitled to that

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004



I caught a side profile of myself in a mirror while wearing short jean shorts and went ďhm this would be good with suspenders

and a crop top

wait then Iíd just look like an older Misty from the Pokťmon animeĒ

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




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minivanmegafun posted:

I caught a side profile of myself in a mirror while wearing short jean shorts and went ďhm this would be good with suspenders

and a crop top

wait then Iíd just look like an older Misty from the Pokťmon animeĒ

you could probably book $70 an hour for that look to the right crowd

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




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now i'm not advocating you camwhoring, but i'm also not barring you from the option

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


Jonny 290 posted:

I have tactical suspenders for my motorcycle cold weather pants tho

well yeah suspenders for like heavy pants like that are ok, that's like ... occupational or something and is Fine.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005




Silver Alicorn posted:

thereís a thing called fashion

i think youíre posting in the wrong thread friend

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003


I have suspenders for my very dad tool belt and it feels like Iím cosplaying someone who knows what theyíre doing with tools. A+ would buy again

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



suspenders rule and 38 is a fine age to level up your pant suspension techniques

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine


Suspenders are ok (as long as you're using buttons not clips, obvs.).

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


a better alternative to wearing suspenders is to lose weight

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




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just take your suspenders, cut them in half, then cut those in half, then cut those in half. boom you now have shoelaces

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




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friendly reminder to stymie that we're all powerlifters though

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


FAT powerlifters, the operative descriptor being fat, the powerlifting is incidental

ass
Sep 22, 2011


Young Orc

Please consider investing in a "belt."

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



nice ableism about the weight loss here.

ďjust do what almost all the population fails to do even tho is aware of and often triesĒ

:rolleyes:

I am conflicted about the HAES movement because of the implication within that itís ďokĒ to continue to gain weight and that excess weight - if it does matter from a medical point of view (and it seems itís often less than stated) - is an effectively non-modifiable factor, but it raises a lot of excellent issues regarding huge levels of exclusion from medical help and tries to tackle seemingly universal obsession within medicine to lose weight before addressing anything else

I started following a local doctor on instagram who practices it, and iím a real sucker for evidence and progressive attitudes toward health so I couldnít help but accept its place.. but I do struggle, because when I have raised the issues that for myself as a diabetic, excess weight is very bad
for me and makes me very insulin resistant, and losing weight and keeping slim has to be an almost daily obsession for me, especially given how I have to inject the strongest anabolic hormone we know in relatively
huge quantity every day 🥺

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


that is a good post echi :pram:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



lol

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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene


you get to a certain level of obesity and a belt becomes a cruel joke on everyone doomed to behold you

there's definitely a time for suspenders you do not want to miss that call

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