GOUTSE.CX: You have died of a sedentary lifestyle

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

i was born ten years after the beatles broke up

my youngest was born ten years after limp bizkit released significant other

# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:58

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:38

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

NoneMoreNegative posted:

yeah a few months back I went to a synthwave night with a couple buds and despite being the oldest there probably by about double the music was chill and the venue was 8pm-11pm. There is a followup night tonight but it starts at 11pm and goes on to 3am in an actual nightclub, I have to pass.

the last time i tried to go ot a show the headliner started at 12:30 am and i... did not make it.

# ? Aug 26, 2019 01:42

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

echinopsis posted:

nah more like they're just shrugging, meaning they just don't really care about the arguments, they're just gonna believe what they believe

yeah, they believe it's a net bad for society, so think keeping it illegal will be a net benefit

cracks me up the amount of people who ask my opinion on the matter. like why would my opinion matter? oh yeah that's right because unlike the person asking for the opinion, I'm actually qualified to have real meaningful and nuanced opinions. but honestly they don't give a poo poo about what I think, I think they assume I'll be against it (against legalisation that is), and just tell me they don't want people coming to work stoned. I make some comment about how a) they can do it already b) do people tend to come to work drunk and c) if they came to work either stoned or drunk, they'd certainly lose their job on the spot.. but still, their point stands they think

�hey this guy knows about this stuff surely his opinion will match my own, which I came up with in a few seconds based on an emotional instinct. what it doesn�t!!!! he�s an idiot elitist!�

# ? Aug 26, 2019 02:59

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

the last time i tried to go ot a show the headliner started at 12:30 am and i... did not make it.

your old

# ? Aug 26, 2019 11:52

Mahatma Goonsay: Jun 6, 2007; Yum

youngest member of my team was born in 1996...

# ? Aug 26, 2019 11:52

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

echinopsis posted:

i was born ten years after the beatles broke up

i was born eight years before john lennon died

# ? Aug 26, 2019 11:57

pram: Jun 10, 2001

i was born in 1986 and i registered at this pit of hell when i was 15 lol

# ? Aug 26, 2019 12:28

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

pram posted:

i was born in 1986 and i registered at this pit of hell when i was 15 lol

pfft. youngun *ruffles your hair a little too aggressively*

# ? Aug 26, 2019 12:42

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

I somehow have two rare autoimmune disorders. I think I made some mistakes when choosing this character's build.

# ? Aug 26, 2019 16:10

Broken Machine: Oct 22, 2010

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

t-shirts old enough to buy liquor

i have a windows xp launch shirt; it's not quite old enough to drink yet but it can vote in the next election

# ? Aug 26, 2019 17:28

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I highly value my sleep due to past trauma. do not intrude upon my bedtime. I will destroy you in small and insidious ways :^)

# ? Aug 26, 2019 17:58

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

tell that to my cats who insist i wake up at 530am

# ? Aug 26, 2019 18:25

minivanmegafun: Jul 27, 2004

i hit 32 and i couldn�t sleep through bright light hitting my eyes

sleep mask solved that problem

# ? Aug 26, 2019 18:33

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

minivanmegafun posted:

i hit 32 and i couldn�t sleep through bright light hitting my eyes

sleep mask solved that problem

bucky 40blinks changed my loving life

# ? Aug 26, 2019 18:51

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

graph posted:

bucky 40blinks changed my loving life

is that slang for some kind of drug?

# ? Aug 26, 2019 18:56

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

prefect posted:

is that slang for some kind of drug?

had to google but it looks like a brand: https://bucky.com/collections/40-blinks-sleep-mask

# ? Aug 26, 2019 18:56

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

graph posted:

bucky 40blinks changed my loving life

yeah same, especially now where i have to snag an afternoon nap on weekend days due to having a 2 yo

i think you turned me onto the brand, so, thanks again graph

# ? Aug 26, 2019 20:26

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

graph posted:

bucky 40blinks changed my loving life

I got one of these and my wife said "It looks like a bra for your eyes" and I just can't get over that

# ? Aug 26, 2019 20:40

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

rotor posted:

I got one of these and my wife said "It looks like a bra for your eyes" and I just can't get over that

sounds like you�re wearing it inside out

# ? Aug 26, 2019 20:41

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

well babe i got eye titties but i sleep better!!

# ? Aug 26, 2019 20:43

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

please, we call them face bosoms

# ? Aug 26, 2019 20:44

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I have carpal tunnel problems

# ? Aug 26, 2019 22:02

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

WrenP-Complete posted:

I somehow have two rare autoimmune disorders. I think I made some mistakes when choosing this character's build.

lol... i think?

# ? Aug 26, 2019 22:21

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

rotor posted:

I got one of these and my wife said "It looks like a bra for your eyes" and I just can't get over that

on the website it even says it's like a bra for you're eyes

# ? Aug 26, 2019 23:12

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

DiggityDoink posted:

on the website it even says it's like a bra for you're eyes

does it push your eyeballs up?

# ? Aug 26, 2019 23:16

Broken Machine: Oct 22, 2010

if it's a bra for your eyes, could you use your wife's boobs to block the light instead?

# ? Aug 26, 2019 23:18

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Broken Machine posted:

if it's a bra for your eyes, could you use your wife's boobs to block the light instead?

it might be uncomfortable for your wife but i'd love to sleep eyes deep in some baps

# ? Aug 26, 2019 23:23

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

echinopsis posted:

lol... i think?

Big Mood

# ? Aug 27, 2019 00:29

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

mate

# ? Aug 27, 2019 00:39

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

DiggityDoink posted:

on the website it even says it's like a bra for you're eyes

lifts & separates

# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:11

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

needing a eye bra when I work out to stop my eyes from bouncing around painfully

# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:13

TimWinter: Mar 30, 2015; https://timsthebomb.com

When your eyes read too many yos posts to be perky anymore

# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:47

Share Bear: Apr 27, 2004

rotor posted:

needing a eye bra when I work out to stop my eyes from bouncing around painfully

to someone gawking at my eyes jiggling: hey buddy my eyes are Right Here *points to eyes*

# ? Aug 27, 2019 02:59

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I already wear a bra for my boobs

# ? Aug 27, 2019 15:17

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

EVERY NIGHT I SETTLE DOWN FOR BED AND OPEN PALM SLAM A SLEEP MASK INTO MY FACE. IT�S A BUCKY 40 BLINKS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START HAVING A WONDERFUL, RESTORATIVE SLUMBER. I DO EVERY REM AND I DO EVERY REM HARD. MAKING SNORING SOUNDS WHEN I LIE COMATOSE OR EVEN WHEN I FART AND WAKE MYSELF UP. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SLEPT THE GALAXYS MOST RESTFUL SLEEP. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO MY WIFE AND ALL SHE DOES IS PROVE PEOPLE IN MARRIAGES CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. 8 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY EVENIng

# ? Aug 27, 2019 15:42

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

i snored friday night and didnt sleep well and woke up with a sore throat

# ? Aug 27, 2019 15:48

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

I was in Vegas last week and my last night there I had only 4 drinks and was asleep before 1am

# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:08

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Uptime Sinclair posted:

EVERY NIGHT I SETTLE DOWN FOR BED AND OPEN PALM SLAM A SLEEP MASK INTO MY FACE. IT�S A BUCKY 40 BLINKS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START HAVING A WONDERFUL, RESTORATIVE SLUMBER. I DO EVERY REM AND I DO EVERY REM HARD. MAKING SNORING SOUNDS WHEN I LIE COMATOSE OR EVEN WHEN I FART AND WAKE MYSELF UP. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SLEPT THE GALAXYS MOST RESTFUL SLEEP. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO MY WIFE AND ALL SHE DOES IS PROVE PEOPLE IN MARRIAGES CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. 8 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY EVENIng

# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:37

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

graph posted:

i snored friday night and didnt sleep well and woke up with a sore throat

years ago I fell asleep very drunk with a friend and snored so bad I inflamed that dangly thing at the back of my throat, and the next day or so whenever I talked it induced my gag reflex it was so weird

# ? Aug 27, 2019 19:11

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:38

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

confronting my own mortality today as I bump up the default font size in my editor to 14

# ? Aug 27, 2019 19:12

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