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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Traditional Games > The Game Room > Social Justice CYOR [Mafia]
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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!



Fallen Rib

Toalpaz posted:

Any volunteers, before the end?
to rhyme with me, and ride the latest trend?

Common ground I hope we can find
And put this battle in the past behind

Hand and Hand lets kill the scum
My God this rhyming sure is dumb

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:33
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Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination

SalTheBard posted:

Common ground I hope we can find
And put this battle in the past behind

Hand and Hand lets kill the scum
My God this rhyming sure is dumb

To give you this pr I'd be happy,
and next day you'll find yourself rappy.

Don't forget though day two,
solus was hated and so would you.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:37
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spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?



Lipstick Apathy

 Yeah, the fact that he's not even posting kind of solidifies the "scum who gave up" angle.

##vote ASF

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:43
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Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007



 :redhammer:

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:44
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


 Final VotecountTweetcount for Day 3

A Sometimes Food (6): GulagDolls, Jon Joe, SalTheBard, Mr. Humalong, Mr. Humalong, Mr. Humalong, Anomalous Amalgam, Anomalous Amalgam, Anomalous Amalgam, spacing in vienna
Natural 20 (2): Dancer, Toalpaz
SalTheBard (1): Toalpaz, A Sometimes Food, Toalpaz
Dancer (1): Mr. Humalong, Natural 20, Anomalous Amalgam, Anomalous Amalgam, Mr. Humalong
Toalpaz (0): Natural 20, Natural 20
spacing in vienna (0): Mr. Humalong, Anomalous Amalgam, Anomalous Amalgam, Mr. Humalong, Dancer, Dancer

Not Voting (0):

With 10 alive, it's 6 votestweets to cancel!

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:46
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Another day gone, and the Social Justice Adventurers were getting frustrated. How many of the applicants would end up meadshake ducked? Was the recruitment effort even worth it? Was the entire goal of the Social Justice Warrior team flawed?

No! No, fighting evil and bigotry was worth it. Fighting in a smarmy, unhelpful, and patronizing tone, giddy with power, was something too important to just drop.

ASF's cancellation lay ignored by everyone, including ASF. Oh, it happened alright, but it's not like ASF cared all too much, for ASF was:

the Social Justice BERSERKER, a member of the Scum.

Role PM/Sadly Ignored Data posted:

Your race is YES, BERSERKER LIKE RACES.

You do not level up.

BERSERKER NO LIKE LEARNING, NO LIKE LEVEL, BERSERKER JUST SMASH. SMASH GOOD. SMASH AT NIGHT. SMASH SO HARD THAT KILL TARGETS DON’T GET TO USE THEIR POWERS, AND SO TOUGH THAT BERSERKER HAVE EXTRA LIFE.

BERSERKER CAN TALK ERUDITELY IF DESIRED, BUT MUST POST IN ALL CAPS IF NOT SPEAKING WITH HIS ODDLY BRUTAL AFFECTATION, LIMITED VOCABULARY, AND AWFUL SYNTAX.

Your SMASH kill requires use of the nightkill to perform. You have an extra life.

Well then! Looks like the poor man never quite realized that he was a Social Justice BERSERKER, rather than just furious. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief that he's gone, though: he really was quite loud.

:siren: N3 begins now, will end in ~24 hours or so. Remember, you've all leveled up! If that's a thing you do! :siren:

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:55
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


 Everyone wakes up. Well, everyone still around, at least.

There are no messages. There is no hope.

Death and life hang in the balance.

:siren: Day 4 begins now! :siren:

It'll end sunday but I'll be busy so de facto monday morning.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 17:58
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


 VotecountTweetcount for Day 4

Not Voting (9): Anomalous Amalgam, Dancer, GulagDolls, Jon Joe, Mr. Humalong, Natural 20, SalTheBard, spacing in vienna, Toalpaz

With 9 alive, it's 5 votestweets to cancel!

The current deadline is September 29th, 2019 at 10 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 8 hours!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 18:00
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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

 i was shadowbanned from twitter last night ( i wasn't given this flavor but i bet that's what it is in this game - in english i was roleblocked)

# ? Sep 27, 2019 18:19
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Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


 I woke up only to see,
my action failed thus saddening me...

# ? Sep 27, 2019 18:30
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


 Okay the mod forgot a thing hold on a sec

# ? Sep 27, 2019 18:31
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GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011



 my action also failed o_o

# ? Sep 27, 2019 18:31
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


 :siren: Thing is fixed, please note updated tweetcount: :siren:

VotecountTweetcount for Day 4

Toalpaz (1): Anonymous
Jon Joe (1): Anonymous
Natural 20 (1): Anonymous

Not Voting (9): Anomalous Amalgam, Dancer, GulagDolls, Jon Joe, Mr. Humalong, Natural 20, SalTheBard, spacing in vienna, Toalpaz

With 9 alive, it's 5 votestweets to cancel!

The current deadline is September 29th, 2019 at 10 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 7 hours!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 18:40
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Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


 Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

# ? Sep 27, 2019 18:52
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Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


 ##vote JoeJon

I would have recruited all of you friends given the time,
to join me in this cult of mine.

It's only fair it's only just,
but some things are a must.

Like voting now to seize the hammer,
goodbye town, cult forever!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:00
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Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.


 ##vote Jon Joe

https://webm.red/bob3.webm

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:00
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spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?



Lipstick Apathy

 ##vote Jon Joe

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:00
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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!



Fallen Rib

 ##vote Jon Joe

Sorry it was you.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:00
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Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


 :redhammer:

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:01
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Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


 ##vote jon joe

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:01
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


 Final VotecountTweetcount for Day 4

Jon Joe (5): Natural 20, spacing in vienna, SalTheBard, Toalpaz, Anonymous
Toalpaz (1): Anonymous
Natural 20 (1): Anonymous
Anomalous Amalgam (0): Toalpaz, Toalpaz

Not Voting (5): Anomalous Amalgam, Dancer, GulagDolls, Jon Joe, Mr. Humalong

With 9 alive, it's 5 votestweets to cancel!

The current deadline is September 29th, 2019 at 10 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 6 hours!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:03
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Whoa, who knew people were that against Orc Rights? Quick cancellation, there, on:

jonjoe, the Social Justice Appelomancer, a member of town!

Role PM/Lost Flyer posted:

You are an Orc (adopted).

You start at level 1.

At level 1: You may append a message to daystart post. It must be in the form of a political message, with a fantasy theming (and I don't mean republican economic theory!)

Level 2: You may message another player at night, again themed in such a way as to make your message a fantasy political one.

Level 3: You may become masons with one other player: the masonry is an orc-rights society, the NAAOP.

Level 4: You are a cult recruiter for the NAAOP.

Um, well, okay! Night awaits!

Night 4 will end pretty much as soon as all actions are in, assuming I'm awake and free to deal with them.

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Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007



 :yikes:

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:17
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


 It's quiet. Too quiet.

That may change very soon; the Social Justice Adventurers are keeping a close eye on things, now.

Day 5 begins. Level ups happen.

Gimme a sec with votefinder before posting tyvm

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:29
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Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


 Who dares stand in my way!
I require more recruits, and you will pay!

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


 VotecountTweetcount for Day 5

Toalpaz (2): Anonymous, Anonymous
spacing in vienna (2): Anonymous, Anonymous
SalTheBard (2): Anonymous, Anonymous
Dancer (2): Anonymous, Anonymous
Natural 20 (2): Anonymous, Anonymous

Not Voting (8): Anomalous Amalgam, Dancer, GulagDolls, Mr. Humalong, Natural 20, SalTheBard, spacing in vienna, Toalpaz

With 8 alive, it's 5 votestweets to cancel!

The current deadline is September 29th, 2019 at 10 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 6 hours!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:31
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Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

 ##vote toal

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:31
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Dancer
May 23, 2011


 ##vote Toalpaz

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:31
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Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination

Mr. Humalong posted:

:yikes:

:greenangel:

Bumdiddidy dumb,

lets kill hum!

along with me scum!

I beat this war drum!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:31
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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!



Fallen Rib

 ##vote Hum

You made me into a monster with an annoying voice in my head! But the cult opened my eyes and freed me from your hell!!!!!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:32
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Dancer
May 23, 2011


 I believe in you Scumalong! You can come and rescue us for this by voting Toal with us

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:32
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Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007



 ##Vote toalpaz

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:32
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Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

Toalpaz posted:

:greenangel:

Bumdiddidy dumb,

lets kill hum!

along with me scum!

I beat this war drum!

bye bitch

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:33
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spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?



Lipstick Apathy

 ##vote dancer

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:33
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Toalpaz posted:

:redhammer:

Final VotecountTweetcount for Day 5

Toalpaz (5): Anomalous Amalgam, Dancer, Mr. Humalong, Anonymous, Anonymous
Dancer (3): spacing in vienna, Anonymous, Anonymous
spacing in vienna (2): Anonymous, Anonymous
SalTheBard (2): Anonymous, Anonymous
Natural 20 (2): Anonymous, Anonymous
Mr. Humalong (1): SalTheBard

Not Voting (3): GulagDolls, Natural 20, Toalpaz

With 8 alive, it's 5 votestweets to cancel!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:34
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

WELL THEN.

THIS IS QUITE THE MESS.

Toalpaz was the Social Justice Bard, a member of the Scum turned member of the Cult of Vines.

Role PM posted:

You are a Noise Elemental.

You start at level 1.

At level 1, you have the following power: At night, in addition to the scumkill, you may inflict a post restriction on another player, forcing them to post only in rhymes for the day. They will be hated that day.

Level 2: If you yourself post in rhymes, so long as you continue to do so, you are uncancellable at night (BP each night).

Level 3: Choose a theme song for the day at daystart. If you can privately, at day’s end, convincingly make the case that the day resembled the song, you may rolecop a player.

Level 4: Oneshot power: all players must post in rhymes for the next day, or risk (50% chance for each non-rhyme post) immediate cancellation via the bard nation’s ambassadorial/commercial/covert ops/twitter division.

Night is nearly done anyway lmao

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:48
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


 Day 6

THIS IS ABSURD.

DAY ENDS WHEN IT ENDS.

NO DEATHS.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:50
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Dancer
May 23, 2011


 ##vote siv

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:51
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Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

 Ok ok ok. Can we talk for a moment

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:52
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Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.


 ##vote Dancer

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:52
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