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Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.



https://twitter.com/nyvelocity/status/1411334439196672000?s=20

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Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...


"this is merckx like"

indeed

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.


StarkingBarfish posted:

'we haven't seen a tour de france like this in years' and 'otherworldly' are very much commentator code for 'he's on the blood bags'

Yeah they're being about as explicit as they can be.

'The thing that makes the most difference is your natural ability and this man is full of it'.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004


Fun Shoe

lol Dan Lloyd just openly talking about Lance

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

I want to be one of
those madmen


The only person who can stop Pog winning this stage is himself

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014



How much did Nibali win by in 14. That margin gonna be smashed.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.


HappyCamperGL posted:

How much did Nibali win by in 14. That margin gonna be smashed.

4 minutes something I want to say. And that was only because he had no competition and was dicking about on most of the stages.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

someone get rusty woods a coffee crisp (aka Canadian dope)

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012



Dawwww, Ion Izagirre trying to keep pace :kiddo:

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.


Carapaz is nearly 3 minutes back.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.


Gets himself a 6 second time bonus for 2nd at the top.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.



want one of those polka dot ponchos

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

I want to be one of
those madmen


serious gaylord posted:

Gets himself a 6 second time bonus for 2nd at the top.

vital seconds!

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.


Theres gonna be some interviews at the end of this for sure.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!






Quite glad he's taking that descent easy

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

I want to be one of
those madmen


serious gaylord posted:

Theres gonna be some interviews at the end of this for sure.

landis?.mov

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014



serious gaylord posted:

Theres gonna be some interviews at the end of this for sure.

"gently caress me he's done an Armstrong!" - George Bennet.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.


Carapaz is 5 minutes behind on GC at the moment.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum


serious gaylord posted:

Carapaz is 5 minutes behind on GC at the moment.

:owned:

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum


Gutted Pog isn't going full pelt for the stage

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

“he’ll be like the rising sun tomorrow with the yellow jersey on”

stfu phil

Stutes
Oct 13, 2005

Tonight's the Night


They’re going to let Cav stay in the race if he finishes OTL but take away all of his green jersey points :wtf:

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

Z is the new C

mark cavendish is going to be deducted all his points?

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012



Theuns :yikes:

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.



I want to go to astana descending school

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012



Loving Africa Chaps posted:

I want to go to astana descending school

Astana Descending School is just the two Izagirres pushing you around while calling you a pussy in Basque. Also, descending head-first into road signs

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum


Must suck a bit for Teuns to put in an amazing day and be completely overshadowed by Pog just eating everyone's lunch

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004


Fun Shoe

I guess if someone was gonna hold off Pog it would be a Bahrain rider.

Marc Padun TDF winner '21 in all our hearts.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.


Smirr posted:

Astana Descending School is just the two Izagirres pushing you around while calling you a pussy in Basque. Also, descending head-first into road signs

Its like in Judo where you have to learn to fall properly before they teach you anything, they just chuck you into road furniture and peoples gardens until you can just roll with it.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.



omfg i was convinced that bottle was going to take him out

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

lmao the water bottle

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum


Teuns nearly got wiped out by a bottle 20m from the line lol

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.



Feel increasingly bad for Haig, looks like he had the strongest team

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

“Dylan Teuns removes his glasses revealing that it’s actually Dan Martin”

*gasps in french*

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.


Carapaz got caught again.

GC guys lost 3 minutes 20 to Pog.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009

System Access Node
Not Found:ins:




I really don't know what to make of Pogacar - it seems too unreal.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum


He doesn't even look that cooked on the trainer. Absolutely inhuman day.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011




Lipstick Apathy


u love 2 see it

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.


If a Sky rider had done what he did today it would be all over L'Equipe for weeks.

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rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007



BlankSystemDaemon posted:

I really don't know what to make of Pogacar - it seems too unreal.

Proprietary blend of very natural and legit supplements that are totally legal.

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