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gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

Heck yeah, let's see Pogacar come back with a team and have both of the teams setting up for these kinds of multi-contingency plans where there's riders in front, riders behind, and lots of stuff happening.

Vingegaard looked so strong on the big mountains that maybe he still wins even if UAE wasn't losing riders left and right, but it would definitely be a different challenge. You wonder if next year they make Almeida ride for Pogacar as a super-domestique.

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Has anyone found where you can stream s3 of the movistar train wreck with English subs yet

rngd in the womb
Oct 13, 2009

Yam Slacker

gohuskies posted:

Vingegaard looked so strong on the big mountains that maybe he still wins even if UAE wasn't losing riders left and right, but it would definitely be a different challenge. You wonder if next year they make Almeida ride for Pogacar as a super-domestique.

Almeida seems like the sort of guy who wouldn't be up for that at all. Maybe a massive pay raise would change his mind though!

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Almeida’s insane internet fanbase being furious about him riding domestique would be a pretty good addition to the Tour.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

gohuskies posted:

I don't know how much or what doping the pros may or may not be doing but regardless I am pretty confident that the testing being run by the anti-doping agencies is mostly ineffective. The Portugese FC Porto guys (who are the most obviously doped riders in the universe, they are conti guys putting up Pogacar-level watts/kilo numbers that no legit team will touch with a ten foot pole) were bragging just recently about how they were passing all the doping tests and this proved they were a clean team, right up until they got raided by the cops with all sorts of drugs in their possession. If even they can beat the tests, the WT teams could easily do so if they wanted to.

The W52/Porto guys actually triggered on the blood passport and some targeted tests I think. Or at least that's what I could gather from a badly translated article.

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

The W52/Porto guys actually triggered on the blood passport and some targeted tests I think. Or at least that's what I could gather from a badly translated article.

Porto claims they passed tests and passport in April but that was also after a police investigation was already begun and obviously they are a team of liars so IDK https://cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/w52-fc-porto-confirm-negative-urine-and-blood-tests-in-doping-control

colonel tom
Mar 1, 2012

:hmmrona:

gohuskies posted:

Vingegaard looked so strong on the big mountains that maybe he still wins even if UAE wasn't losing riders left and right, but it would definitely be a different challenge. You wonder if next year they make Almeida ride for Pogacar as a super-domestique.

Three weeks ago everyone thought Pog could solo the tour and it turns out he couldn't. Vingegaard looked incredible this year but it's never a sure thing. Still, I'm looking forward to the coming years of these two battling it out.

Also, the tour isn't over yet! I feel like G has at least one inexplicable crash left in him and maybe Vingegaard will ride over a bidon or something.

e: Anyone think Roglic is going to ride the tour next year? I can't see him being ready to accept the role of domestique yet. Maybe take another shot at the Giro?

colonel tom fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jul 21, 2022

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

I'd love to see Roglic do a giro, this year's was tame as hell in part due to the low competition and the two favorites riding defensively

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Feels Villeneuve posted:

I'd love to see Roglic do a giro, this year's was tame as hell in part due to the low competition and the two favorites riding defensively

Yeah, it's weird because I often find the giro to be a bit more interesting than the tour, given (froome era excepted) it tends to have the riders who aren't in contention for the tour, so there are more interesting dynamics / better chances of actually combative riding. This year the opposite was true. I am trying not to be too optimistic about the next few years based on one interesting tour, but if tJV and UAE keep it up we could be in for a few years of fun.

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
The Bernal Giro was great, Bernal beasting the second week and then having Dani Martinez drag him up the final climb on the third week was great TV.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Vueltas gonna be insane imo.

Peggotty
May 9, 2014

gohuskies posted:

Even big sports - the NFL suspends somebody like 4 to 6 games for a PED violation, that's a total slap on the wrist.

At least the NFL occasionally punishes someone though, my favourite example for wilful ignorance will always be the other kind of football. The most popular and most profitable sport in the world by far, always trying their hardest to not test for anything, literally never catching anyone, their official position is "we never have any positive tests because every single one of the tens of thousands of pro players are just good people who would never do such a thing" and sport journalists all over Europe are like "yeah that sounds completely believable great job another 100% clean year of football".

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Peggotty posted:

At least the NFL occasionally punishes someone though, my favourite example for wilful ignorance will always be the other kind of football. The most popular and most profitable sport in the world by far, always trying their hardest to not test for anything, literally never catching anyone, their official position is "we never have any positive tests because every single one of the tens of thousands of pro players are just good people who would never do such a thing" and sport journalists all over Europe are like "yeah that sounds completely believable great job another 100% clean year of football".

Also for a cool decade or so the pre-eminent tactic was based on massively outrunning your opponent, never yielding possession, and literally walking the ball into the goal. But at least none of the teams involved had ties to Fuentes

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Superman is in super big trouble

https://twitter.com/ciclo21/status/1550192324264828929?t=WMh7X1QEuVHn0WxPixy6AQ&s=19

Arrested for drug trafficking.

Heliosicle
May 16, 2013

Arigato, Racists.
That's the end of his career maybe right? If the sentence is long enough (and he's convicted)

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



In Spain you don’t go to jail if the sentence is under 2 years for first timers iirc, but I’m not sure what the sentence range is for this

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...

Was he the guy who joined Movistar for like 3 months, poo poo the bed about something, pissed everyone off and was gone soon after? I was struggling to think of his name the other day.

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

LoudPipesSaveLives posted:

Was he the guy who joined Movistar for like 3 months, poo poo the bed about something, pissed everyone off and was gone soon after? I was struggling to think of his name the other day.

Aye, at la vuelta. He was caught behind in a split on the penultimate stage, but his team told him not to work to defend his podium position as his team mate Enric Mas (also on the podium) was in the group ahead. So he quit the race and had his contract terminated.

Angryhead
Apr 4, 2009

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro




https://twitter.com/AstanaQazTeam/status/1550390695432785923

one bad egg, surely :nsa:

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Looking at today's stage profile wondering how Pog can get 4 minutes.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


lmao christ. Turns out I dislike Lopez enough that this whole thing is just plain funny

peanut- posted:

Looking at today's stage profile wondering how Pog can get 4 minutes.

Pretty sure that would involve literal murder

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Enric Mas is no mas, because of covid. Kind of funny how there are somewhere between 1 and 3 covid abandons every day and it's just like "eh"

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Smirr posted:

Pretty sure that would involve literal murder

Apparently there might be crosswinds.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

noooo bert has been replaced by wiggo again :negative:

e: ^ :sickos:

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

peanut- posted:

Looking at today's stage profile wondering how Pog can get 4 minutes.

Smirr posted:

Pretty sure that would involve literal murder

Smirr posted:

there are somewhere between 1 and 3 covid abandons every day and it's just like "eh"

:ohdear:

ohhyeah
Mar 24, 2016
There’s a not insignificant chance that Pog actually had covid given that his teammates had it. We’ll never know though

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

I want to be one of
those madmen
If he had covid at any point in the last month and still did the ride he did yesterday he's a goddamn superman.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Is this another protest?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Is this another protest?

I'm protesting about the Michael Matthews

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Can't imagine this break will make it but hope my man Matej can somehow pull it off.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I’m fine with the break winning as long as it’s not Simmons

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
:redflag:
Sorry i was probated yesterday but 'Meintjes' is never pronounced as 'menkies', that's just english media being terrible at pronouncing anything that isn't english

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
^^ He's south african, not dutch

serious gaylord posted:

Bikes have the unfortunate history of people actually getting caught. You never hear about Tennis or Football when its 100% just as bad if not worse than 90's cycling.

People dropping dead mid-match due to heart failure has been going on a lot in football for the past 20 years

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

I’m fine with the break winning as long as it’s not Simmons

:hmmyes:

MrL_JaKiri fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Jul 22, 2022

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Those loving glasses on Honore

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

nice tractors

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



If I was Honoré I would simply attack and ride the entire peloton off my wheel

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Not often you see a break caught then immediately re-establish itself with the same riders

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I wonder who's gonna go into another group with 120+ km to go... well I guess the peloton could also give up the chase

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Another day, another Frenchman getting motopaced into the breakaway

Also, that Côte de la Cité médiévale de Lauzerte had better be picturesque as gently caress with that name

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:siren: tapenade chat :siren:

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