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SubG posted:there's not a single one of them that claims to be worth less than three billion actual us dollars i can't believe "fully diluted market value" became a thing, like "market cap" was still too realistic
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Boxturret posted:
from climate strike to climate homerun in just two years
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If I understand correctly the EU has just decided not to regulate blockchain tech for a while so financial institutions can "experiment". Idiot hell fuckers.
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https://twitter.com/itolduiamright/status/1460883014997528576 https://twitter.com/itolduiamright/status/1460893121571475458 buttcoin: you keep ignoring the speed of planes Shageletic fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Nov 25, 2021 |
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maybe in 200 years with quantum computers the butts dyson sphere will allow transaction at same speed as a 1988 ibm pc database
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What loving bars does this person visit?
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I can have beer delivered to me in 15 minutes.
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Xarn posted:What loving bars does this person visit? Bartenders are naturally averse to crypto bros and try to ignore them
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they know who is gonna tip them, and the dude in the fedora will definitely not
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and of course, the evergreen blind spot of "you could build an internet-enabled automatic beer dispenser that takes credit cards"
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Xarn posted:What loving bars does this person visit? cool ones, which is why he can't get served to save his life Nybble posted:they know who is gonna tip them, and the dude in the fedora will definitely not yup
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KnifeWrench posted:and of course, the evergreen blind spot of "you could build an internet-enabled automatic beer dispenser that takes credit cards" and people don't do that because one of the responsibilities of a bartender is to cut off drunks. the payment isn't the problem. there's nothing for Bitcoin to solve here, or anywhere really.
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sure planes 100 years ago weren't as fast as today, but planes made a decade after they were first developed were a massive improvement over the first ones. you can't say that about bit-coin
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just give bitcoin a century and it will catch up with today's technology level
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100 years ago, flying was not a solved problem, unlike buying beer
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it's a disingenuous comparison. The communications protocol is already operating literally at lightspeed (ok not quite, but pretty much), and the system by design slows down processing based on computational power. Even with etherium or bitcoin, it could literally be instantaneous if it wasn't for the processing power "solution" to the "problem" of trust. There's no mechanical or software improvements possible.
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comparing the bitcoin powered beer ejector to a human pouring out the drink manually is like comparing the wright flyer to a modern day fighter jet, just not fair
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Shifty Pony posted:and people don't do that because one of the responsibilities of a bartender is to cut off drunks. They also prevent children from being in bars and drinking but with these people it would be a positive
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Boxturret posted:comparing the bitcoin powered beer ejector to a human pouring out the drink manually is like comparing the wright flyer to a modern day fighter jet, just not fair It's also accurate that early airplanes for world war 1 required a lot of spruce and thus needed a lot of trees to be chopped down for the ultimate purpose of killing people and literally men with guns were involved. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjmfLICIYlk
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as the great bitcoin scholar andreas antonpolous said: children buying and dying from things purchased anonymously with bitcoin is to be expected, and really it's pretty funny, but don't blame bitcoin it's the parent's fault
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Beef posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539285683911786496/913196777233068082/tumblr_r2ppe8tl8w1qgz7mu_720.mp4
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So you are saying, that the females don't understand bitcoin?
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https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1464088242232311813/photo/1 buttcoin: so I put in $200k
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why do people always think that if you test it with a tiny amount that means it's safe to throw everything you own in the hole?? it's exactly what the scammers want you to do
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i wonder if the hot twitter lady advised him to just put a little in as a test
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it was apparently "paying" >100% returns, per month. its greed the twitter temptress is just a twist
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Glenn’s decided it’s time to join the hustle https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1464003370352582656
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Boxturret posted:why do people always think that if you test it with a tiny amount that means it's safe to throw everything you own in the hole?? they really, really want it to be true trying it out helps them convince themselves it's true
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slowly buying outside beer is just the start! imagine: slowly buying hotdogs! or even tacos!
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big fan of him rolling out the old "PEOPLE JUST NEED TO UNDERSTAAAAAAAND IT" line when it's increasingly looking like people do understand it and think it's stupid
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smellmycheese posted:Glenn’s decided it’s time to join the hustle what do these loving clowns think "bitcoin technology" means?
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njsykora posted:big fan of him rolling out the old "PEOPLE JUST NEED TO UNDERSTAAAAAAAND IT" line when it's increasingly looking like people do understand it and think it's stupid you can as a rule assume that anyone who thinks people don't like bitcoin because they don't understand it, doesn't understand bitcoin infernal machines fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Nov 26, 2021 |
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Boxturret posted:slowly buying outside beer is just the start! imagine: slowly buying hotdogs! or even tacos! if only there was a technology to automate the exchange of money for beer ![]()
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infernal machines posted:what do these loving clowns think "bitcoin technology" means? beer! came out of a tube!! technology!!!
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"this immutable public ledger that by its very nature records every transaction you make with a unique id that is at best pseudo-anonymous and can be trivially tied to your actual identity, is in fact excellent for privacy" says the person who very definitely has a grasp of bitcoin technology
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the incredible decentralizing power of hash trees that burn more power than ireland to implement a fundamentally flawed replacement for trust
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“The greatest trick Saotshi ever pulled was convincing the world a public ledger was anonymous”
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nation states and corporations could never control information on the blockchain, unless they could somehow control 51% of the network, which i am assured is simply impossible. china for example, would never have within their national borders, more than half of the hashrate of the entire network
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maybe bitcoin was created by the cia and they've controlled it all along ![]()
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drk posted:if only there was a technology to automate the exchange of money for beer the hong kong airport has one of these ![]()
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