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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

narrowing down Zelda's buffer time, but the toilet paper feels strangely poignant

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




My Lovely Horse posted:

narrowing down Zelda's buffer time, but the toilet paper feels strangely poignant

It's a kitchen roll.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
Did... did the bears eat Else...?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Has hate for Holbrook overtaken McEldowney? A shocking turn of events, also why can I type McEldowney without even looking at the screen. Dammit. :argh:

Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


'Villains!' I shrieked. 'Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!'

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




How Wonderful! posted:

Did... did the bears eat Else...?

No, they just broke up.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
The bears broke up with Else...?

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

B Kliban

The 70s were chock full of disaster movies but it wasn't until 1980 they made a Titanic movie ... about raising it from the depths of the ocean. It was terrible.



NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

My Lovely Horse posted:

narrowing down Zelda's buffer time, but the toilet paper feels strangely poignant

These are not current Zeldas. I'm not even sure what decade they're from.

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

Johnny Walker posted:



Didn't take long for Hugo to start talking about how much better thing are in France.

JethroMcB posted:

can this storyline end tomorrow with Dawn going "Oh yeah! Now I remember that you are insufferable" and leaving him with the bill

I'm going to be so loving pissed if this is what convinces Dawn to break up with Hugo. Instead of being a PSA about the dangers of negging, this is just going to lead to Dawn telling herself that she did absolutely nothing wrong when she cheated on Hugo.

Hostile V posted:

Like, okay, I know the forums rules of "don't be creepy" but this whole turn in On The Fastrack weirds me the gently caress out because it keeps reading as a weird authoritarianism fetish to me. She's having employees work from her house.

This comic, in particular, just sits in my stomach like a lead weight.



None of this is okay. Not a single part of this is okay. I understand that this character's defining characteristic is She's Boss Lady Who Controls All. But the language of the strip, the body posture, it just has strong overtones of [heavy breathing] enjoyment. This isn't "out-of-touch boss being out-of-touch" or any sort of Pointy Haired Manager shenanigans you get with, like, Dana from Working Daze. I get more than "control freak" vibes in the same way that one knows what obscenity is when one sees it and it's just making me incredibly uncomfortable for Bill loving Holbrook to put this poo poo in the newspapers with all of the confidence of a mediocre white male writer he throws around on a daily basis. And I would feel like these gut feelings would be reading too much into this if this wasn't Bill Holbrook who never saw a metaphor he couldn't take at face value and a pregnancy he couldn't shoehorn in.

Wasn't there a Dethany video talking about how to deal with your bosses being assholes and it came across as Dethany trying to defend staying in an abusive relationship instead?

I think the worst part about this is that Holbrook's artstyle is cartoon-y and something you might see in children's comics. I remember reading some Kevin and Kell back when I was still a kid and thinking that it was just this cute comic about funny animals. Every hosed up thing about Hellworld and all the obsession with pregnancy went over my head.

amigolupus fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Apr 17, 2020

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


You know, I really don't think Holbrook is obsessed with pregnancy. He's just writing three soap-opera comics and pregnancy is a staple of soap opera. Bizarre visual metaphors? Yep, that's a Holbrook thing. Stockholm-like capitalist apologia? For sure. Horrifying implications stemming from an inability to understand context or subtext? Definitely. Pregnancy fetish? I just don't see it.

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 8, 2016

by Reene
Missed a day to not feeling well, so today's a double batch!
Bloom County
July 12th-15th, 1981





And John Davidson and Merv Griffin for reference (clickable for more info)

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Tiggum posted:

You know, I really don't think Holbrook is obsessed with pregnancy. He's just writing three soap-opera comics and pregnancy is a staple of soap opera. Bizarre visual metaphors? Yep, that's a Holbrook thing. Stockholm-like capitalist apologia? For sure. Horrifying implications stemming from an inability to understand context or subtext? Definitely. Pregnancy fetish? I just don't see it.

I think it's a demographic thing. Goons, not to be too harsh about it, are more likely to be from sections of society that don't encounter pregnancy very often and consider it to be something weird and unusual. It doesn't take much hard math to realize that in real life pregnancy is much more common than most fiction represents.

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

Tiggum posted:

You know, I really don't think Holbrook is obsessed with pregnancy. He's just writing three soap-opera comics and pregnancy is a staple of soap opera. Bizarre visual metaphors? Yep, that's a Holbrook thing. Stockholm-like capitalist apologia? For sure. Horrifying implications stemming from an inability to understand context or subtext? Definitely. Pregnancy fetish? I just don't see it.



From the book blurb posted:

Samantha finds herself caught in the middle as Jenny and Ming, two of her best friends, become pregnant simultaneously. Bambi’s summer concert schedule was intended to be the dominant occurrence of 2011, but the tour bus soon becomes a rolling delivery vehicle to parenthood.

Other events do take place, of course, such as the tornado that strikes the Havens University campus necessitating a rescue of gigantic proportions. Samantha tries to teach ethics to the cloned dodos, change her lab mate Rosalind back from being a daffodil and repair the heartbreak between mascot Roger and WNBA star Marcie.

Finally, Samantha’s visit to Dave in Italy leads to a brief parenting experience of their own, taking responsibility for a child with a unique backstory.

Get ready! The due date is now!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I continue to read neither Holbrook nor McEldowner.

Anyway, in Juliet Jones, Kiwi is not entirely sure if the murdering starts before or after they dine.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma



LazyQ
Feb 22, 2011

Mämmilä



"Rivutti" (Crywood), "tesikne" (design). When characters speak English, it is often written as pronounced.

Markka was the old finnish currency before euro. I almost used mark (as in Deutsche Mark) but english wikipedia uses markka so there you go. Five million markka in 1976 is around 3.7 million euro or 4 million USD today.

LazyQ fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Apr 17, 2020

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

I like the detail of this presumably being such a small town that a bunch of the kids' parents are employed there so the factory really isn't as remarkable to them as the guy's making it sound.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Crabgrass


Support Tauhid's Patreon here.

Hey look it's Daddy Daze but charming instead of obnoxious.


Old School Peanuts (Sept 1, 1951)




Calvin and Hobbes (Jun 2-3, 1987)





Adding this to my list of lies to tell small children.


Robbie and Bobby (Sept 28-29, 2015)



fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Chef Bourgeoisie posted:


And John Davidson and Merv Griffin for reference (clickable for more info)

We saw John Davidson seven years ago, he was on stage playing the Wizard of Oz in the traveling "Wicked" broadway show. He was damned good, too.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
Docks




Retail




Zip


Rip


Dick


Duck

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
The pregnancy fetish stuff is a little tired, and has been mentioned, pregnancy/having a baby is absolutely a staple plot of serialized soaps. So far most of the comics which have had prominent pregnancy plots in this thread have been pretty lovely but tbh DtWOF is eventually very much about people who spent their 20s opposing the nuclear family suddenly really wanting kids, and in fact it starts up very very soon. Holbrook and 9 Chickweed Lane are both awful comics but let's talk about them without getting weird about an extremely normal process of life.

(In general I don't think attributing dumb or weird stuff in a piece of art to paraphilia is a very productive or interesting way to approach it, for example I roll my eyes when this comes up re: Rose is Rose as well. Thank god Dennis Cooper or Kathy Acker never took over Garfield, we'd be here all night.)

Anyway, Dykes to Watch Out For #26 (1988)
NSFW for some nudity.


At this point the Essential is still for the most part just skipping over one strip at a time, although as we'll see it begins to get more frequent (tomorrow is #28, Sunday will be #30). I would love to have a more consistent source for these, especially in the later 90s and aughts when the book begins to skip around like crazy.

-"lesbian bed death" was a jokey term for the idea that lesbians in long-term relationships gradually had less and less of an active sex life. The concept emerged from the 1983 study American Couples: Money, Work, and Sex by sociologists Pepper Schwartz and psychologist Philip Blumstein, while the phrase itself was probably coined in 1987 at a National Gay & Lesbian Task Force rally. While it provided a stark counterpoint to misogynist portrayals of lesbians as sex-craved nymphomaniacs, it also was not received warmly by many in the lesbian community, fostering an image of lesbians as non-threatening and almost matronly. Lois stocking it in this strip might be a nod to Mo's new-found sex positivity as well as to upcoming stuff with Toni and Clarice.

-Clarice is studying So Sue Me, Night Court (which was currently airing) and Imposing Legal Tome Vol. XXI, none of which I suppose are real.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

How Wonderful! posted:

The pregnancy fetish stuff is a little tired, and has been mentioned, pregnancy/having a baby is absolutely a staple plot of serialized soaps. So far most of the comics which have had prominent pregnancy plots in this thread have been pretty lovely but tbh DtWOF is eventually very much about people who spent their 20s opposing the nuclear family suddenly really wanting kids, and in fact it starts up very very soon. Holbrook and 9 Chickweed Lane are both awful comics but let's talk about them without getting weird about an extremely normal process of life.

(In general I don't think attributing dumb or weird stuff in a piece of art to paraphilia is a very productive or interesting way to approach it, for example I roll my eyes when this comes up re: Rose is Rose as well. Thank god Dennis Cooper or Kathy Acker never took over Garfield, we'd be here all night.)


Brooke has absolutely gotten weird about an extremely normal process of life.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Wondering what the lead time is on Family Circus, today's strikes me as...in very poor taste

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Stultus Maximus posted:

Brooke has absolutely gotten weird about an extremely normal process of life.

Yeah but he's gotten weird about every normal process of life.

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Garfield



Heathcliff



Overboard



Monty

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007






All the incredibly good reasons that exist for why you wouldn't want somebody with zero experience or training in bartending or event booking to be your club's bartender and event booker and that's the one you come up with, Captain Caveman?

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

coronatae posted:

Wondering what the lead time is on Family Circus, today's strikes me as...in very poor taste

According to Comics Curmudgeon all the current Family Circuses are selected repeats from the archives. That still implies that someone selected this one, but they could easily have chosen it three or more months ago and no-one looked at it in the meantime.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

In this installment of Keeping Up With the Joneses, Aloysius's extravagant lies aren't going to come back to bite him, because the notion of daily continuity in comic strips was still quite new in those days.

Additional joke: "Lord Helpus" = "Lord, help us". What an amazingly hilarious play on words.

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Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Jesus CHRIST. It's absolutely true: women's work is never done. What do you wanna bet hubby comes home from his day and still expects a clean house and dinner on the table?! Die, boomers, die.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



Julet Esqu posted:



All the incredibly good reasons that exist for why you wouldn't want somebody with zero experience or training in bartending or event booking to be your club's bartender and event booker and that's the one you come up with, Captain Caveman?
Wow. gently caress you Luann's dad.

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth


JethroMcB posted:

can this storyline end tomorrow with Dawn going "Oh yeah! Now I remember that you are insufferable" and leaving him with the bill
Not quite yet. Tomorrow he admits he hates parody movies and it's all over.

The Phantom



"Have you been drinking today, sir? What brings you to this neighborhood? Is there anything in your pockets I need to worry about?"

Pooch Cafe



Wah-Wah-Waaaaahhhhhh

Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Julet Esqu posted:



All the incredibly good reasons that exist for why you wouldn't want somebody with zero experience or training in bartending or event booking to be your club's bartender and event booker and that's the one you come up with, Captain Caveman?

Don't worry Luann Dad, three acts later Baron Tuzenbach will be killed in a duel and she'll resign herself to work as a schoolteacher with a newly broken heart

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Mister Olympus posted:

Don't worry Luann Dad, three acts later Baron Tuzenbach will be killed in a duel and she'll resign herself to work as a schoolteacher with a newly broken heart

lmao

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Julet Esqu posted:



All the incredibly good reasons that exist for why you wouldn't want somebody with zero experience or training in bartending or event booking to be your club's bartender and event booker and that's the one you come up with, Captain Caveman?

What the gently caress. What the gently caress.

She OWNS the loving bar. She manages it. She just gave herself a demotion out of loving boredom, and she doesn't know how to do these things and will probably make everything worse.... and you're upset because THE CLEANING won't get done?!?!?!

loving CHRIST.

Adam




BCN




Phoebe




Wallace




Curtis


How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

You and me both bud.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
The Far Side

Pickles


Zits

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Jul 25, 2022

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!

Vargo posted:



Wallace



huge fan of Burt lifting Tommy one-handed, and that frog at the window

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017


...What is this sudden-rear end development? Did we miss a strip where they established it was raining or that there was a thunderstorm?


I really love this. Wallace's mom is a little grumpy about being woken up in the dead of night, but she still went with her kid anyway. Now that's a loving parent for you. :3:

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Scary Go Round: The Great Unboxing









Modesty Blaise



Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
All this top tier Linton and Mildred is also non-canon, I'm furious.

Is it just me or is the stupidest part of the current Luann that they're actively making their problems worse? They need to replace the income from Pru's rent and hire somebody to cover her duties. Luann's mom will be paid from the same income the Fuse was making(which doesn't change) so the rent isn't covered, which is why she was originally looking for work from you know, a place that would pay her a new, independent source of revenue. Hell, seems like a formula for overwork, leading to botching of Pru's duties and the business accounting. :v:

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Luann breaks new ground in being terrible, every day. It's kind of magical.

amigolupus posted:

...What is this sudden-rear end development? Did we miss a strip where they established it was raining or that there was a thunderstorm?

I literally laughed out loud and shouted "Waitaminute, WAIT A MINUTE" when I read today's Mark Trail, because this seemed VERY sudden, the way a child would structure a story. Looking back, it was set up in last Saturday's strip, but there has been no mention of the storm or the fire since then.

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



Not quite yet. Tomorrow he admits he hates parody movies and it's all over.

I feel like we're still a week away from that level of action, Sunday we'll have to recap all of Hugo's behavior from this week while Dawn looks conflicted.

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