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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

you fool, no one may see Phantom's butt

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Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.




I don't think have ever encountered this idea before. Every parent I know just feeds their kids the same stuff they're eating.

Selachian posted:

Brenda Starr 12/15/40

The pacing of this comic continues to be amazing. The kidnapping is resolved before they can even finish making their rescue plans. :allears:

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth


They better be just gently moving into another storyline and not about to have another week of this.
On the other hand, it would be hilarious if this conversation just went on for another month or two. :haw:

Doll House Ghost posted:

I'm sorry, but naked Phantom yelling at dudes is just too funny idea to waste on strategically placed bushes (NSFW for phantom butt):




:golfclap:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

My Lovely Horse posted:

you fool, no one may see Phantom's butt

Gnoman
Feb 11, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Tiggum posted:


I don't think have ever encountered this idea before. Every parent I know just feeds their kids the same stuff they're eating.

"Make cheap food for the kids, and good food for the adults" was once a common attitude at parties and holidays. It was also fairly common for kids to only be allowed to use the furniture with limits (you can see this in early episodes of the Simpsons, where Bart and Lisa are sometimes sitting on the floor in front of an empty couch) The attitude was still around in the early 90s when I was a kid, but on the way out.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Have a heaping helping of Fingerpori.









(In Finnish the words for charging a phone and loading ammo are the same, so I figured maybe this gets the meaning across, because rifles have a charging handle / charging bolt)

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Der Shovel posted:

Have a heaping helping of Fingerpori.









(In Finnish the words for charging a phone and loading ammo are the same, so I figured maybe this gets the meaning across, because rifles have a charging handle / charging bolt)

OK, but what happened to the story about building a road through the middle of the village?

Anyway, in Juliet Jones, J Jonah Jameson does not get hit in the face with a handful of snow.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
The Far Side

Pickles


Zits

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Jul 25, 2022

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Professor Wayne posted:

Scene from a corporate fairy tale

Gary Larson's pre-imagining of "The Wolf of Wall Street"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Jul 25, 2022

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Is 36 Too Old to be Taking Baths? Asking for a Friend.


Support Tauhid's Patreon here.


Me and my Friends Trying to Pick a Game on Steam (Oct 13, 1951)




A Normal Day of Camping in Seattle (Aug 13-14, 1987)






The Tank Part Isn't as Weird as the Fact That Bobby is Using the Shower Head While Taking a Bath (Jan 22-25, 2016)



LazyQ
Feb 22, 2011

Mämmilä



The song: Olavi Virta - Metsäkukkia.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Doll House Ghost posted:

I'm sorry, but naked Phantom yelling at dudes is just too funny idea to waste on strategically placed bushes (NSFW for phantom butt):





sun's out guns out

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

EBB posted:

sun's out buns out

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
The real q is, does the Phantom's dick have a little mask on it too?

I mean if his rear end does, it makes sense.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Cowslips Warren posted:

The real q is, does the Phantom's dick have a little mask on it too?

I mean if his rear end does, it makes sense.

no, it has a skull ring

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I thought Phantom Jr. was training in the Himalayas?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

My Lovely Horse posted:

you fool, no one may see Phantom's butt *

* Old jungle saying!

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
This is a copypaste in a couple different threads in case anyone bookmarks stuff and missed the posts in the discussion thread:

I'm setting up a fantasy draft for comic creators. This is similar to threads we've run in SAS to pick yearly or all time sports teams or in Trad Games to pick favorite board games. It's an opportunity to talk about comics in a different type of format and learn more about creators or comics you may not have heard of before.

Basically, we're picking creators (Big 2 folk, mangaka, webcomics creators, golden age artists, whatever) for imaginary comics companies in a snake draft that runs from 10AM EDT to 10PM EDT every day. I expect it to take about 6 weeks to finish. I've done these like 8 times, and they're always fun and result in learning a ton about a thing I like.

Right now we have 7 people participating, I'd like to get up to at least 12 if possible. We're going to aim to start this weekend.

To sign up or ask more questions check out the thread here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3924491

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (October 15, 2008)



Arlo and Janis Classic (October 15, 1998)



Garfield Classic (October 15, 1988)

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 5/25/00



Brenda Starr 12/22/40





And then they all died of salmonella. The end.

Seriously, though, can you imagine dropping in on someone with an uncooked turkey and expecting them to be ready to prepare it?

Smokey Stover 7/28/35



I just wanted to call your attention to the radiator of the fire engine in the third panel. As far as I can tell, that's the first appearance of "foo" in the strip. Smokey Stover was famous for its catchphrases, background gags (like the often repeated "Lisle Hose Co." sign in the strips we've seen so far), and funny little details. In other words, what the Fort Knox guy thinks he's doing. "Foo" was one of the most widely repeated, and eventually led to the phrase "foo fighters" in World War II and from there to the band Foo Fighters. Possibly also to the use of "foo" to represent a placeholder in coding, although that one might also be taken from the military slang FUBAR.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
I was going to do a whole thing about appreciating NSFW tags because I'm sharing a workspace with a my 7- and 5-year-old daughters while my wife teaches in another room. But as I was thinking it, they went into the art boat on Animal Crossing and had a 5-minute laugh at the statue of David's peter hanging out, so what the gently caress do I know?

Y'all just warn me if DTWOF makes any sudden shifts into like, Moon over June territory or something.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
Docks




Retail




Zip


Dick


Duck

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

No thanks to Lizzo..

Cowslips Warren posted:

The real q is, does the Phantom's dick have a little mask on it too?

I mean if his rear end does, it makes sense.

I bet the Phantom has a thong / codpiece that looks like an upside-down Skull Cave

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Strontium posted:

Daddy Daze


Someone correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't the "age 3 and up" label supposed to be a warning about choking hazards? It's not saying "kids under this age might not appreciate this yet", it's saying "don't give this to a baby or they'll swallow it and die".

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Powered Descent posted:

Someone correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't the "age 3 and up" label supposed to be a warning about choking hazards? It's not saying "kids under this age might not appreciate this yet", it's saying "don't give this to a baby or they'll swallow it and die".

Depends. It could mean either or both depending on what the toy is.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Thanks I hate it

Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



Dick Tracy's city is just plain a police state.

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth


Tiggum posted:

On the other hand, it would be hilarious if this conversation just went on for another month or two. :haw:
Well I hope you're happy. :mad:

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G



So this guy comes from Pudunk, Indiana, to NYC, and immediately gets an appointment with a big time literary agent and a free penthouse apartment in Manhattan. Man I gotta move up there sometime.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost




Devil: Find your soulmate, Kit.
Phantom: Wait a second, dogs can't talk!
Devil: Woof woof!
Phantom: drat straight.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



The Ghost Who Has To Introduce Himself To People When He Moves In just doesn't have the same ring to it :sigh:

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Garfield



Heathcliff



Overboard



Monty

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I bet the Phantom has a thong / codpiece that looks like an upside-down Skull Cave

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Selachian posted:

Seriously, though, can you imagine dropping in on someone with an uncooked turkey and expecting them to be ready to prepare it?
On Christmas Day, too. They seriously just decided, on Christmas Eve, to get up early the next morning, pick up everyone from the office, and show up at Brenda's house and demand that she cook for them. I guess none of them have families and they were each just going to spend Christmas Day at home, alone.

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Comics Curmudgeon reasonably points out that this may be Rex Morgan finally pivoting to the pandemic. Truck's pneumonia was only going to be contagious for a week, so we need some other explanation for why he "won't be playing clubs for a while" but can still perform fine on the internet.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
So it’s been how many months of this old fucker coughing all over the place, being poor and talking on the phone?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005




E: a little more faithful to the source material and original suggestion

EBB fucked around with this message at 17:49 on May 26, 2020

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Johnny Walker posted:


The Phantom



Someone dosed Phantom with PCP.


I'm struggling to find out what the Python was hoping to accomplish here. Pranking the the Phantom by making him think the lion was alive?

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




^^^My suspicion is that Phantom ate a weird lion heart and now he's tripping balls.


Tiggum posted:

On the other hand, it would be hilarious if this conversation just went on for another month or two. :haw:

I personally will not hear this talk of shortening the Mary Worth Victory Lap. It's an institution!


Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Alhazred posted:

I'm struggling to find out what the Python was hoping to accomplish here. Pranking the the Phantom by making him think the lion was alive?

Guys - if a comic takes a character into a mystical forbidden forest then that's a good sign not to take everything at face value.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

sometimes forests are just forbidden because of like, zoning laws

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fondue
Jul 14, 2002

B Kliban

I didn't get this joke until today.


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