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DC Money
Feb 24, 2007
I'm a fancy lad.

SuperKlaus posted:

Smokey Stover is the breakout new hit of the thread. I love its cartoon energy and stupid gags.

I really enjoy it - in the words of Spinal Tap "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever"

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack

Tiggum posted:

There's already a record of this phone call, and if you make a call from your boss's landline there'll be a record of that on her phone bill! What the gently caress are you doing!? :psyduck:

In case anyone reading the thread does happen to want secure comms in real life, it's hard to do better than the Signal app. From the user's perspective, it works just like ordinary calls and texts, but everything is encrypted a zillion ways and it's all designed to make it nigh-impossible for an attacker or eavesdropper (or the people who run the Signal servers that power the whole thing) to even tell anything about who is talking to who. It's beloved by paranoid infosec people the world over -- the endorsements by Snowden and Schneier are legit. It's more than secure enough for whatever Fi has in mind, or for coordinating a protest, or (as in my use case) having perfectly ordinary conversations with your friends but knowing the NSA can't listen in.
:nsamad:

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Making a super secure call is kinda pointless if the recipient is a blabbermouth.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Dustin prolly has some kind of spine trauma now.

It's not cause Ed is a big guy but it certainly doesn't help.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
I know this is our version of, "Christ what an rear end in a top hat," but I'm back at work today and it sucks so

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Some Guy TT posted:

Anne isn't married to Tiffany's father but they're still living together and he's letting her make all the financial decisions? Bwuh?

Unmarried couples who live together and make financial decisions together are extremely common in the US; I don't know how it is where you live

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Some Guy TT posted:

Anne isn't married to Tiffany's father but they're still living together and he's letting her make all the financial decisions? Bwuh?

he's into findom don't kinkshame him

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Garfield



Heathcliff



Overboard



:rip: Nate

Monty



Rae the Doe



me too Mimi

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017


Maybe it's just me, but Rose is Rose has this really weird infantilization thing going on. The grown-ups aren't allowed to enjoy simple stuff because they think it makes them look childish. So instead of just owning up to it, they treat it like a huge secret and act like it's some kind of return to childhood. Hell, there are even strips where they literally turn back into little kids.

I can't tell if this is just the author being twee as gently caress, or if it's like the author putting in his feeder fetish in the comic.

Poil posted:

Making a super secure call is kinda pointless if the recipient is a blabbermouth.

The way Dethany treats Fi is one of the things that really pisses me off about Fastrack. Dethany seems to have Fi's trust for some reason, but every time she brings up Fi it's to talk poo poo about her, sometimes within hearing range, too.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
That skunk dresses like Star Fox. Also lol at the past few days of Luann. Your dad getting a girl pregnant doesn't make her existing kids your siblings. And I don't understand why they both have a problem with it if it did. If there's supposed to be mutual attraction or something between them, I can't think of any strips that have showed it.

The Far Side

Pickles


Zits

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jul 25, 2022

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 8, 2016

by Reene
Bloom County
November 9th & 10th, 1981
Introducing Cutter John who, for some reason, has had both of his intro comics edited...
(Originals first, then the edited ones)



nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

:kimchi:

compare with:

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

Bloom County
November 9th & 10th, 1981
Introducing Cutter John who, for some reason, has had both of his intro comics edited...
(Originals first, then the edited ones)





You know, i can't recall anything about Cutter John even having a job. I guess this fixes that.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Zelda

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

Thank you very much to whoever gifted me this new av. It's so cute! :3:


I'm sad we never get to see more of Jack's sister and her friends in the later Bad Machinery comics. All of them being protective and looking out for Jack is rather sweet.


Oh gently caress off, Zelda.

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

Bloom County
November 9th & 10th, 1981
Introducing Cutter John who, for some reason, has had both of his intro comics edited...
(Originals first, then the edited ones)





This particular edit I'm actually fine with (mostly because I don't think Cutter John being a doctor ever gets brought up again in the strip).

Haifisch
Nov 12, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
So you're just straight-up physically abusing your son now, neat!


2017 Spiderman


1978 Comics








Dick Tracy



Locher Tracy


Reminder that polygraphs are junk that don't work, no matter how much cop-related media wants you to think they do. ACAB.

Origins of the Sunday Comics


Footrot Flats


Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



F Minus



"Are you enjoying your urine?"

Mark Trail



James Allen changed his Twitter handle from "TheMarkTrail." I think he definitely got a call. Probably that's the end of this particular drama.

Anyways, what a short and pointless story. Andy saw a bear. That's it. I mean he could have had him get into all sorts of wacky situations for a couple weeks but no, he ran through the woods and that's it.

Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Popeye's Cartoon Club



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G



Of course he is.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

maybe if you didn't all wear the same loving getup someone would have noticed this before now

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Haifisch posted:

Dick Tracy



Can we please have Blackjack back instead of this boring abusive creep?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (November 4, 2008)



Arlo and Janis Classic (November 4, 1998)



Garfield Classic (November 4, 1988)

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
Huh, I had no idea Cutter John was supposed to be a doctor. He was even one of my favourite characters when I was a kid. Also, it looks like Jack did some work for Jeopardy! at some point.

Conan the Barbarian May 28th- Jun. 3rd, 1979







fondue
Jul 14, 2002

B Kliban




Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Oct. 15, 1939)

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Val is the last dude you want on an envoy because he will kill the first man who eyes him wrong.

Also, gonna say this, Mr Boop is a lower quality loving Brooke strip. At least we can hate on Brooke, Mr Boop is the same joke over and over with the horrible same style of art. At least Brooke divvies it up between hands, gradients, and teeth maws.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Cowslips Warren posted:

Val is the last dude you want on an envoy because he will kill the first man who eyes him wrong.

Also, gonna say this, Mr Boop is a lower quality loving Brooke strip. At least we can hate on Brooke, Mr Boop is the same joke over and over with the horrible same style of art. At least Brooke divvies it up between hands, gradients, and teeth maws.

Brooke is doing his unironically.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



is this the phantom coming to hallucinogenic terms that his daughter is better at Phantom things than his son

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Haifisch posted:


Footrot Flats


Once upon a time I worked as a baker, and burned myself with cooked sugar syrup; it was so hot that the burn was cauterized. I peeled cooked sugar and a layer of skin off the bottom of my chin and didn't quite realize what had happened for like an hour because it just slightly stung. Do not mess with cooked sugar

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cowslips Warren posted:

Val is the last dude you want on an envoy because he will kill the first man who eyes him wrong.

Also, gonna say this, Mr Boop is a lower quality loving Brooke strip. At least we can hate on Brooke, Mr Boop is the same joke over and over with the horrible same style of art. At least Brooke divvies it up between hands, gradients, and teeth maws.

I read ahead on Alec Robbins's Mr. Boop website, and it's absolutely hilarious when you don't read it as little chunks parceled out in this thread

Edit: Double post, sorry

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Sailor Cat posted:

I read ahead on Alec Robbins's Mr. Boop website, and it's absolutely hilarious when you don't read it as little chunks parceled out in this thread

Edit: Double post, sorry

This is a good website.

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Sherman's Lagoon


Ella Cinders

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!


There's a little mark in the first panel that I spent about a minute trying to clean off my screen.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack

Nice of Holbrook to undercut what might actually be character development with another stupid visual "pun".


The Dinette Set lets it all hang out.


Working Daze forgot to tell a joke.


Super-Fun-Pak Comix in HD.


Cul De Sac doesn't want to make a big deal of this.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

The classical Freudian anal sadistic character in its purest form.

FrumpleOrz posted:

Mother Goose & Grimm


Now taking bets on how soon before Grimm is pregnant

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Professor Wayne posted:

That skunk dresses like Star Fox. Also lol at the past few days of Luann. Your dad getting a girl pregnant doesn't make her existing kids your siblings. And I don't understand why they both have a problem with it if it did. If there's supposed to be mutual attraction or something between them, I can't think of any strips that have showed it.

Les flirts with Tiff whenever Team Evans wants to show what a scumbag he is (that vile villain even kept flirting with her AFTER she got fat!!!) and Tiff flirts with Les whenever Team Evans wants to show what a desperate whore she is (she kept right on flirting even though GUNTHER is the one who is her study buddy and watches Star Trek with her!!!). They have never moved beyond flirting.


Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


In today's Corto Maltese: This Dr. Clark seems like a nice man, or Corto is quite the cynical materialist, or This Cpt. Benier seems like a nice man



Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack


You always treat her like poo poo! You regularly call her "freak"! You even did it at the very beginning of this phone call where you're asking for her help! Why the hell should she help you???

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Zelda

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Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

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