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PetraCore posted:Did they just murder a bunch of shapeshifters? I'm expecting a The Thing joke. Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Foob  Compu-Toon  Pierarro  I liked this one, because I like pierogi.
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"Craft some rosé" is a good punchline.  EasyEW posted:Crankshaft
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But...But he's a hologram. How the gently caress is he even making that call? Is he going to generate his own hologram of his partner?  Ahhh, there's my favorite running gag in Modesty Blaise: Goons going "OH gently caress!  " when they recognize who they're up against.So Luann knows that Ann Eiffel is an awful person who hosed over everyone, including her brother, and she's only just now telling her mom that little factoid. God, Luann sucks. Jesus Christ, Lynn didn't even bother to ask if she can talk to her son. And the uncle was the one who called her and told her how Michael's doing, so you just know it wouldn't even cross Lynn's mind to be the one to call and check up on how her kid's doing. amigolupus fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Jul 24, 2020 |
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How Wonderful! posted:Dykes to Watch Out For #89 (1990) I really appreciate you two's posts. Being in an entirely different continent, I'm always glad to get more perspective on queer history on the other side of the Atlantic. Kennel posted:Dustin This, on the other hand? I hate this. I hate that "let's poo poo on Dustin" is the punchline more often than not, because he doesn't deserve it. amigolupus posted:Ahhh, there's my favorite running gag in Modesty Blaise: Goons going "OH gently caress!  Classic Kevin and Kell (October 16-20, 1995)     
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B Kliban And now begins a multi-part series of dissing Bach 
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Arlo and Janis Tina's Groove Classic (December 9, 2008)  Arlo and Janis Classic (December 9, 1998)  Garfield Classic (December 9, 1988) 
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Pastry of the Year posted:
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amigolupus posted:Jesus Christ, Lynn didn't even bother to ask if she can talk to her son. And the uncle was the one who called her and told her how Michael's doing, so you just know it wouldn't even cross Lynn's mind to be the one to call and check up on how her kid's doing. uh what? she said she got a call from Michael; why do you assume the uncle called and told her how he's doing?
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StrixNebulosa posted:- what I believe he attached it to an airliner about to leave for Italy
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Crabgrass Support Tauhid's Patreon here. Old School Peanuts (Dec 19, 1951)  Calvin and Hobbes (Dec 5-6, 1987)   Robbie and Bobby (Apr 29 - May 2, 2016)   Posting two old ones since there's no new ones yet.
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The Dinette Set never boils. Working Daze has multiple extra punchlines, no actual humor.  Super-Fun-Pak Comix means I need to start breaking out the Mountain Goats lyrics again.  Cul De Sac builds the suspense. 
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Rhymes with Orange I know I should say something like "OK boomer," but on the other hand, I am a parent of a teenager, so I will just nod grimly. Get Fuzzy 7/23/00  Brenda Starr 2/22/42  Let’s recap this story, shall we? - Mr. Boomwell wants to see if his wife is loyal, so he fakes a kidnapping, hiring Cupid and his gang to make it look believable. - Mrs. Boomwell just throws away the ransom notes, hoping to become a widow. Her maid takes them to Detective Traverts, who lets Brenda and Tom listen in on her explanation. - Brenda and Tom go investigating and get captured by Cupid and his gang. Cupid beats them both up and forces Brenda to cook for his gang, which she enjoys way too much. - Mr. Boomwell finds out about the captured reporters and has them brought to him and explains the whole thing. Meanwhile, Mrs. Boomwell finds out the maid has been going behind her back and tries to kill her. - Mr. Boomwell changes his will to leave everything to the maid, and then apparently does a murder-suicide by plane with himself and his wife. - Cupid and his gang walk away scot free. “This story in the Flash will cheer the hearts of millions,” indeed.  Smokey Stover 9/27/36  Bonus letter to the editor! 
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Sorry to double-post but Christ that WD was bugging the poo poo out of me. Working Daze's extra "punchlines" drive me nuts, so I spent 10 minutes slapping this together just to prove how easy it'd be to make it less terrible. I mean, it's not a good joke, but at least now it's tolerable.
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readingatwork posted:Calvin and Hobbes (Dec 5-6, 1987) I know this is going to be a real controversial take, but I just have to say it. Watterson was good at comic strips.
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howe_sam posted:I know this is going to be a real controversial take, but I just have to say it. Watterson was good at comic strips. It's one of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips.
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Professor Wayne posted:The Far Side Roughly contemporary research by Benjamin Libet showed that the brain actually initiates a voluntary motion approximately half a second before the conscious mind thinks it had made the decision. Since it take about half a second for your consciousness to notice anything, that means your brain as a whole makes a decision, and your conscious is merely noticing it and "claiming credit". I can experience Libet's delay directly by paying attention to all the muscles of my body at the same time - finger, toes, calves, back, arms, face, etc. This overloads the conscious, which has a limited processing ability and I become directly aware that the parts of my body are moving before I "decide" to (or in some cases, I'm not even "deciding", meaning the decisions are happening subconsciously and not even rising to consciousness.) Libet's delay is particularly critical with physical actions in games since there's no chance to re-do them. So Gallwey's idea works because the conscious mind really is mostly just an observer of the mind as a whole. It does actually have the ability to "abort" actions and this is often a very important thing, but in reflex physical actions there's not enough time for a useful intervention so it's best just to let things happen and have your conscious "file away" observations to work on later. Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Jul 25, 2022 |
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B. Virtanen The person in white shirt is Murikka (quite literally "boulder"), Virtanen's superior. I've been seeing strips of this comic for a *long* time and I still haven't figured out what the thing under his nose is meant to be. It looks like a moustache, except it's flesh-coloured and not separated from the rest of the face? ANSU  
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curtadams posted:This is a reference to a hugely popular concept from the '70s, Inner Tennis. Unusually for a self-help book, it's actually been somewhat supported by neuroscience. The claim is that the conscious part of you is not the part of you that actually does things and that by trying to control yourself to stop mistakes you'll actually make them worse. Instead Gallwey says you should just let yourself do things, and your consciousness should just observe. Ultra instinct, got it.
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Garfield Heathcliff  Overboard  Monty  Rae the Doe   Rae the Doe's web archives Phone Plan  Attention 
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riderchop posted:Rae the Doe Yes. This is what I need. more silly puns and less meta jokes. Jon Taffer would be a grizzly bear in animal form
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Selachian posted:Let’s recap this story, shall we? Selachian posted:Bonus letter to the editor! Medenmath posted:Vintage Valiant (May 26, 1940) F Minus  Mark Trail  "C'mon, kid! Tell me where the dames and booze are around here!" Mary Worth  The Phantom  "Phantom knows to be tactful with his mate!"--Old Jungle Saying Pooch Cafe  Rex Morgan MD  Andertoons  Apartment 3-G 
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amigolupus posted:So Luann knows that Ann Eiffel is an awful person who hosed over everyone, including her brother, and she's only just now telling her mom that little factoid. God, Luann sucks. She not only hosed with both of Nancy's kids and all their friends, but she also hosed with Nancy's business, having run a scam out of the Fuse. A scam Luann definitely knew about because she fell for it. If this is the first time that Nancy is hearing about it, then wow. Medenmath posted:Vintage Valiant (May 26, 1940) RIP, Gawain's butt.  Bernice in anguish could be okay...
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Did someone realize Bernice was practicing counseling without so much as any training, never mind certification?
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:i’m ashamed at how much i enjoyed seeing bernice cry same it's a damning indictment of how utterly unlikeable she is
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Julet Esqu posted:She not only hosed with both of Nancy's kids and all their friends, but she also hosed with Nancy's business, having run a scam out of the Fuse. A scam Luann definitely knew about because she fell for it. If this is the first time that Nancy is hearing about it, then wow. 
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Johnny Walker posted:
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