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How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
Dykes to Watch Out For #96 (1990)
-Alison Bechdel

Full disclosure I think the "queer black Bart shirt" panel is the funniest panel of all time and I've been waiting to post this one since I started.

The "tip of the nib to Emma Goldman" refers to a famous misattributed quote commonly ascribed to the Anarchist and feminist Emma Goldman, "If I can't dance I don't want to be part of your revolution."

While Goldman never seems to have put it quite so pithily, the general sentiment appears in her 1931 memoir, Living My Life:

Emma Goldman posted:

At the dances I was one of the most untiring and gayest. One evening a cousin of Sasha [Alexander Berkman], a young boy, took me aside. With a grave face, as if he were about to announce the death of a dear comrade, he whispered to me that it did not behoove an agitator to dance. Certainly not with such reckless abandon, anyway. It was undignified for one who was on the way to become a force in the anarchist movement. My frivolity would only hurt the Cause.

I grew furious at the impudent interference of the boy. I told him to mind his own business, I was tired of having the Cause constantly thrown into my face. I did not believe that a Cause which stood for a beautiful ideal, for anarchism, for release and freedom from conventions and prejudice, should demand the denial of life and joy. I insisted that our Cause could not expect me to become a nun and that the movement should not be turned into a cloister. If it meant that, I did not want it. "I want freedom, the right to self-expression, everyboy's right to beautiful, radiant things." Anarchism meant that to me, and I would live it in spite of the whole world--prisons, persecution, everything. Yes, even in spite of the condemnation of my own comrades I would live my beautiful ideal.

The motto-ized version seems to date to 1973 when the anarchist mainstay guy Jack Frager printed up a bunch of t-shirts to distribute for a street festival celebrating the end of the Vietnam War. He was offered the above passage by Alix Kates Shulman and wound up with the condensed, more famous version, which certainly seemed to move t-shirts.

It's an interesting inclusion here because once again Mo's repression and anxiety about enjoying life in the midst of crisis are kind of positioned as the butt of the joke. I don't think it ever feels mean in the strip though-- we get the impression that Mo's friends really do want her to open up and relax a bit, to dance at the revolution as it were.

I don't know if they're all supposed to be at a specific anti-Gulf War march but such events were pretty common in the autumn of 1990 and continued through the winter of 1991 until the war's end in February.

As for Black Bart, bootleg Simpsons merch with a black Bart SImpson were really popular in the very early 90s

They usually repurposed lyrics from current hits or blended him with other famous stuff like the classic "Air Bart" shirts, but as seen here he also turned up on more cheekily subversive shirts pretty often.

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Haifisch
Nov 12, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
2017 Spiderman


1978 Comics

oh no


Featuring :effort: attempt at fixing scan issues so you can read the middle panel.


Dick Tracy


Locher Tracy


Origins of the Sunday Comics


Footrot Flats

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Mr. Robbins



BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

EasyEW posted:



Funky Oh-Please-Don't-Go-There-Againbean





:barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

EasyEW posted:

Funky Oh-Please-Don't-Go-There-Againbean


Jesus, even for Les this is beyond the loving pale.

Will someone, for the love of God, sit Batiuk down and explain to him how insanely creepy Les is? Because he honestly doesn't seem to realize how loving terrible his new main character is.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Evil Mastermind posted:

Jesus, even for Les this is beyond the loving pale.

Will someone, for the love of God, sit Batiuk down and explain to him how insanely creepy Les is? Because he honestly doesn't seem to realize how loving terrible his new main character is.

She's gonna end up like Natalie Wood isn't she

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


EasyEW posted:


Thimble Theater (March 23, 1937)




Fool! Wimpy toots as he pleases!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Tristram died on the way back to his home planet.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
yes, this is... very bad. i already had a problem with the tapes, but bringing some random actress into your whole thing, and not even asking your daughter (who these tapes are meant to be for), is so gross that i’m having trouble wording exactly how gross it is.

and i can’t imagine how les’ current wife (man, the fact that i can’t remember her name speaks volumes) would feel about les teetering towards an emotional affair (again, with the actress playing his dead wife!)

god, has batiuk always been this big of a farthuffing, exploitative jagoff?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

BigDave posted:

https://youtu.be/6wzULnlHr8w

In case anyone needed this particular cultural touchstone explained

I think my heart's explodin'! THESE KNIVES!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

and i can't imagine how les' current wife (man, the fact that i can't remember her name speaks volumes) would feel about les teetering towards an emotional affair (again, with the actress playing his dead wife!)

Probably how she feels whenever he asks her to wear the mask.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

yes, this is... very bad. i already had a problem with the tapes, but bringing some random actress into your whole thing, and not even asking your daughter (who these tapes are meant to be for), is so gross that i’m having trouble wording exactly how gross it is.

and i can’t imagine how les’ current wife (man, the fact that i can’t remember her name speaks volumes) would feel about les teetering towards an emotional affair (again, with the actress playing his dead wife!)

god, has batiuk always been this big of a farthuffing, exploitative jagoff?

Remember, these are the tapes where Lisa talked about Les screaming the wrong name during sex. Exactly the sort of thing you want to share with a total stranger!

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise





Destroy History

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Selachian posted:

Remember, these are the tapes where Lisa talked about Les screaming the wrong name during sex. Exactly the sort of thing you want to share with a total stranger!

god drat. i thought they were just creepy tapes for the kid that assumed her milestones. like, imagine you’re a kid whose dead mother congratulates you on getting into college, on a tv screen, after you whiffed your exams and failed

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


bad posts ahead!!! posted:

god drat. i thought they were just creepy tapes for the kid that assumed her milestones. like, imagine you’re a kid whose dead mother congratulates you on getting into college, on a tv screen, after you whiffed your exams and failed

there are those but there is also one specifically made for les' next wife in the event that he gets married again

there's just an ASTOUNDING level of creepiness to it, the whole relationship is deeply unhealthy and batiuk presents it like it's a beautiful story. i mean hell the daughter has been basically written out of the strip now. it's just les and lisa forever

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I remember when the tapes first came up people were linking articles about how those "I am leaving messages for my daughter" things mess up the daughter, because when their lives don't line up with what the mother thought would happen, the daughter starts feeling like they're letting their dead parent down.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Evil Mastermind posted:

I remember when the tapes first came up people were linking articles about how those "I am leaving messages for my daughter" things mess up the daughter, because when their lives don't line up with what the mother thought would happen, the daughter starts feeling like they're letting their dead parent down.

Yeah there was a This American Life episode where they talked with a daughter who had to read a new letter from their dead mom every year and it setup these false expectations because if you don't major in art history and marry at 23 you're disappointing her memory

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

EasyEW posted:

Funky Oh-Please-Don't-Go-There-Againbean



I am getting extreme Daytime TV Serial Killer vibes from that last panel.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Selachian posted:

Remember, these are the tapes where Lisa talked about Les screaming the wrong name during sex. Exactly the sort of thing you want to share with a total stranger!

Double posting but dont you see?! SHE IS LISA NOW.

LISA WAS ALWAYS THERE

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
Docks




Retail




Dick

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

BigDave posted:

Double posting but dont you see?! SHE IS LISA NOW.

LISA WAS ALWAYS THERE

"There must always be a Lisa," Les chants quietly as he pushes the syringe full of cancer into the actress's arm. She struggles against her bonds, trying to scream for help against the gag in her mouth, but there are none to hear...except for Les's Wife, who can only stare blankly at the wall.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



It's not a great joke but if you have the shirt there the whole time and aren't revealing the shirt at the end as the gag it doesn't loving work.

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Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Hempuli
Nov 15, 2011



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ANSU

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008



My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Oooh, that's quite well done. Your regular cartoonist would slap on a pixelate filter and call it done and it'd look nothing like pixel art, this is from scratch.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

Live, laugh, kupo!

Transmodiar posted:

Destroy History



Please tell me it's just gonna indulge in a re-enactment of Hard Day's Night for a few strips.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

My Lovely Horse posted:

Oooh, that's quite well done. Your regular cartoonist would slap on a pixelate filter and call it done and it'd look nothing like pixel art, this is from scratch.

I would give extra points for CGA/EGA palette, but I guess NES would be able to handle that.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

EasyEW posted:


Funky Oh-Please-Don't-Go-There-Againbean




ok i know i'm kind of missing hte forest for the trees with THE MAJOR CREEP FACTOR INHERENT TO THIS NARRATIVE but like just off-panel arent' there thousands of people losing their homes and possibly their lives

curtadams
Mar 24, 2019

I am - invested in this story? How did THAT happen?

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
I could forgive a lot more about the goofiness of St Lisa if it wasn't so irredeemably boring. I can just imagine the actress there thinking "oh my god who cares" about everything said on the boat. "Wow, you finally think I'm worthy to portray an ordinary woman turned cancer patient in a middle of the road at best "based on a true story" tragedy movie? Gee, thanks rear end in a top hat!"

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Doomykins posted:

I could forgive a lot more about the goofiness of St Lisa if it wasn't so irredeemably boring. I can just imagine the actress there thinking "oh my god who cares" about everything said on the boat. "Wow, you finally think I'm worthy to portray an ordinary woman turned cancer patient in a middle of the road at best "based on a true story" tragedy movie? Gee, thanks rear end in a top hat!"

Right? The biggest ask of the whole St Lisa saga is to forget that tons of people are being diagnosed with cancer, fighting cancer, dying of cancer, and sometimes beating cancer

Right loving now

Haifisch
Nov 12, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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:golfclap:

The end, no moral.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There would be numerous cancer sufferers watching their homes and all their possessions and memories burning down in the fire.

The fire that they're riding out on a film star's yacht in a private marina.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
You know what? I hope Les fucks her. And I hope his new wife leaves him because of it. And I hope he cries.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Lowen SoDium posted:

You know what? I hope Les fucks her. And I hope his new wife leaves him because of it. And I hope he cries.

I hope he calls her Lisa.

And makes her wear the bald cap.

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
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Sherman's Lagoon


Ella Cinders


Zorro

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

FrumpleOrz posted:

Ella Cinders


Fierce-Narrow?

e. ah, Pierce-Arrow joke.

Kennel fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Aug 21, 2020

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

B Kliban




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Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.


Pickles


Zits

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