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PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Alhazred posted:

Sad trivia fact: They were superduper inbred, like habsurg inbred, and had numerous hereditary illnesses. But yeah, I don't think people fully grasp how ancient Egypt is. When Ptolemy took over (and he again lived several hundred years before Cleopatra) the kingdom was several thousands years old.
I think people are pretty bad at the scale of history in general, especially relating different regions on the time scale. There's a temptation to, I think, lazily classify everything now called 'ancient' as around the same time, Ancient Greece, Ancient Egypt, Ancient China, whatever, without actually looking at the timeline and also the changes in each region over time. I know I'm bad at it, at least.

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

I love this one so much

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

PetraCore posted:

I think people are pretty bad at the scale of history in general, especially relating different regions on the time scale. There's a temptation to, I think, lazily classify everything now called 'ancient' as around the same time, Ancient Greece, Ancient Egypt, Ancient China, whatever, without actually looking at the timeline and also the changes in each region over time. I know I'm bad at it, at least.
Doesn't help that from a general non-educated person's view, most of history seemed to be mostly the same (tech, culture, whatever wise). Its obviously not true, but with how it appears how quickly things can change in the last 100 to 200 years it makes history seem shorter? Maybe? People just bad at viewing large scales

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise





Destroy History

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

curtadams posted:

Yeah, it's not like there's a significant amount of resources being spent on the mammoth revival.

Two scientific side note on mammoths: First, they probably didn't go out because of climate change. Climate change was much more severe in the previous glacial minimum, the Eemian, than it was in the current one, the Holocene, prior to current global warming, but the mammoths did fine then. In addition, mammoths *did* survive on Wrangel Island until about 2000 BC, surviving both the fastest Holocene changes and the peak Holocene temperatures, only to disappear around the time human artifacts start showing up there. Mammoths were likely exterminated by human predation. If we *could* recreate and release them they'd probably do fine.

Fun trivia fact: There were still mammoths alive when the Pyramids were built.

Second, as a biologist, I am *super* suspicious of any current "revive the mammoth" project. Slow-frozen mammalian cells aren't going to be viable after 10,000 years in a lousy freezer. Even if they could revive the cells somehow, mammoths and elephants are as divergent as us and apes and viable hybrids are unlikely. Mammals are rarely able to crossbreed more than 2-4 million years out because of changes to fetus-placental-maternal signaling, probably driven by genomic conflict (fetal genes "want" the mother to invest more resources into the fetus than the maternal genes do, so there's an ongoing evolutionary arms race). IMO any "revive the mammoth" project will require re-creating mammalian cells "from scratch" using the mammoth sequences, and that is decades off.

This is really interesting-- I had no clue mammoths survived for that long.

My mammoth story is that when I was in middle school we went on a class field trip to Washington, DC to visit the Smithsonian. My friend wandered off and when he came back hours later he said he'd spent all his field trip money on a hamburger made out of cloned mammoth meat.

Anyway-- Ruthless Rhymes For Martial Militants was a relatively short-lived single panel strip that ran from 1913 to 1914. It was written and drawn by the cartoonist Nelson Harding, who would win the Pulitzer Prize for Editorial Cartooning in 1927 and again in 1928-- he was a lifelong political conservative who idolized Charles Lindbergh and depicted leftists and boogeyman Bolsheviks as bomb-throwing, arson-loving seditionists.

Ruthless Rhymes is a response to two particular subjects that would have been very timely in 1913, and the overlap between the two is what makes this strip so interesting to me. First is the manifest subject matter of the comic. The Women's Social and Political Union (WSPU) was a UK-based suffragette movement that was founded in 1903 and quickly gained a reputation for taking what seemed to many like drastic measures in their struggle for womens' rights, ranging from hunger strikes to smashing windows and burning down unoccupied houses, on top of conventional actions such as demonstrations and marches. It was helmed and defined by the firebrand Pankhurst family-- Emmaline Pankhurst and her two daughters, Christabel and Sylvia. The WSPU was also incredibly media savvy, and when popular theater latched onto suffragettes as a source of drama, the WSPU was right there to capitalize on that newfound public interest, embracing drama, cartooning, and satirical writing as valuable rhetorical tools.

As a personal aside here's a little framed reproduction in my home office of the famous portrait of Christabel Pankhurst and her comrade the feminist-socialist Annie Kenney that was given to me for some reason by one of my favorite professors years ago:

Christabel in particular was a polarizing, complex, and contradictory figure-- she pushed for the group's increasing militancy but also wanted to curate membership to center middle and upper class women. She fought for issues like sexual health education and access to birth control but puzzlingly simultaneously argued that opening the movement up to working class women would water down the fight for votes with other issues. Later in her life she moved to California where she became obsessed with Evangelical Christian doomsday prophecies and was a frequent guest on radio and TV shows to talk about that stuff.

As you can imagine Nelson Harding was not a fan, and he mostly takes jabs at what he sees as the absurd gulf between the violent tactics of the WSPU and the (to him) quaint notion of radical female agitators. His vehicle for this is a pastiche of the type of doggerel known as the "Little Willie" poem, which we've seen ITT already. Popularized in the 1890s by Harry Graham writing under the pen-name Col D. Streamer, these poems fundamentally combined one of a handful of simple rhyme schemes with a schema which juxtaposed a shocking act of violence with a bemused or muted response. The really good ones also features some clever wordplay in the stinger but expecting 1890s popular poems to be good is more than the universe is usually willing to provide.

The result is that to a modern audience of a certain bent, these strips, despite being almost certainly published as a critique and a mockery of the WSPU, seem sympathetic in their strident representation of women throwing bombs and poisoning tea. I think that for many people in this thread the strips are more likely to elicit a "hell yeah" than an "oh my."

Here's the first one, from the 4/2/1913 edition of The Brooklyn Eagle, Harding's home-paper.

How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Aug 23, 2020

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


No Safe Havens on Sundays!

Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Sherman's Lagoon


Ella Cinders


Zorro

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

You dug up a real gem in this one. With the proper context, of course.

How To Read 9 Chickweed Lane



11. Amos. (preliminary notes)

Amos van Hoesen is the first male character the audience was introduced to when 9CL launched in 1992. Along with the Burber family, he has been a fixed point in the universe, and when the Chickweed universe collapses for the last time, he will be the faithful servant who closes the door.

If we're going to chase the idea that Amos, in his current form, is the author self-insert, we have to talk about how the writer/artist of all this met his wife.

Brooke McEldowney posted:

My wife was a student at The Juilliard School when I first espied her eating a bagel and laughing uproariously at somebody's joke in the cafeteria. The vagaries of class scheduling eventually threw us together in a course on baroque music where, whenever I heard her voice, I would eavesdrop discretely, hers being the kind of voice upon which one pleasurably eavesdropped. In time, I overheard her questioning a teacher on string orchestra repertory, about which I fancied my knowledge to be encyclopedic, and barging in, I disgorged it on the spot.

Her hazel-blue gaze, which wheeled upon my interruption, spoke volumes. 'Buzz off, twerp,' she seemed to say, without ever resorting to words. Naturally, we married within the year.

In the pro column: As with all of his public proclamations, he presents himself with an Amos-level vocabulary, and yeah, I guess Amos fell in with a hazel blue gaze of his own. The cons? There's at least one: Amos's presence in Edda Burber's life was a little more primal than that.



In this continuum, there has never been an Edda without an Amos. Five days tops, if you want to be pedantic about it. Even as a retcon, it's a level of predestination that would make the Pope blush.

Also, as far as posting this poo poo goes, this is literally where I came in.

B. Text.

He's not nearly as chinless a twerp as he was presented originally, but the protruding upper lip is the residue of a previous, physically shambolic life. Also, "Winsome." Out of all the single words he could've chosen to cap off his one and only line today, "WINSOME". Sometimes you don't need a wall of text to demonstrate what version of the world your feet are planted in.

Sally Forth



Pearls Before Swine



Peanuts (August 25, 1973)



The smirking visage of Funky Winkerbean once again welcomes you to Hell.



Crankshaft



Life (Before Skippy) (August 14, 1924)



Elsewhere in the issue:







(Frank Hanley)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Aug 23, 2020

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

How Wonderful! posted:


My mammoth story is that when I was in middle school we went on a class field trip to Washington, DC to visit the Smithsonian. My friend wandered off and when he came back hours later he said he'd spent all his field trip money on a hamburger made out of cloned mammoth meat.


Don't give Holbrook ideas.

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

FrumpleOrz posted:


Hagar The Horrible



Hagar is looking at a family tree that tells him when he is going to die.

Edit. Ah, the names are wrong. Retracted, but that was my first impression.

maltesh fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Aug 23, 2020

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

FrumpleOrz posted:

Ella Cinders


This strip is normally paced fairly briskly, but it's really started to drag lately.

It's great that Ella found her dad and it turns out he's filthy rich and all her dreams are coming true, but you can only stay here at the "weightless point" in the middle of Act Two for so long before the audience gets bored. Without any conflict or plot movement, before too long even the character's quirky charm will start to wear thin and we'll be wanting stuff to start happening again...

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles


Zits

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Jul 26, 2022

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



Selachian posted:

Edge of May-December Romance



Geez, Sam, weren't you listening to the old lady's story? Lucinde can't possibly be more than ten years old.
It's fun to switch narrators without transition.

Also this story has not been first-person from Sam's perspective, so far as I remember.

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Looks like Rene's back.

Andertoons



Flash Gordon

Nostalgamus
Sep 28, 2010


JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Being forced to sit through somebody's vacation slide show used to be a punchline, shorthand for "a terrible evening socializing." Now people do it voluntarily on their own time by scrolling through Facebook and Instagram.

This has been my Hard-Hitting Truth Corner™

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Jul 26, 2022

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

DO YOU SEE ME NOW HOLLYWOOD?!

PASS ON MY SCRIPT WILL YOU? WELL, THE BATUIK HAS THE LAST LAUGH NOW!

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

I just want to point out that Brooke uses the wrong form of discreet to describe his creepy loving eavesdropping. Discrete means "separate/distinct from"

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

would you really expect Brooke McEldowney to understand the word "discreet"

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Daktar posted:

I'd really like some of these giant cat landscapes as posters
I haven't found any sign of q-rais selling prints unfortunately.

CommonShore posted:

On the other hand that dude rebred aurochs from modern cattle in like 3 generations of selective breeding :smugdog:
Coincidentally, only with a very selective definition of auroch.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ghostlight posted:

Coincidentally, only with a very selective definition of auroch.


This is how I learned about aurochs

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
Docks








Retail








Dick


Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks

Making Mark Trail is a hell of a racket.

1963/7/27


2000/8/27


2005/5/8


I guess four times in sixty years isn't that bad. Of course, this is just what turned up in a cursory search.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

coronatae posted:

I just want to point out that Brooke uses the wrong form of discreet to describe his creepy loving eavesdropping. Discrete means "separate/distinct from"

He talks the way he imagines intelligent people do, and of course misses the mark. It's the same sort of thing as how Donald Trump's decorating style is like a dirt-poor person's imagination of what rich people live like (what with all the ostentatious gold poo poo) which of course ends up merely looking tacky.

Brooke may well be a bright guy, and ol' Donald is of course rather wealthy, but they try soooooo haaaaard to LOOK the part that they end up just making asses of themselves.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA


I'm actually shocked to find out that these are meant to be mocking/derogatory because like, all of them so far (two, but yeah) have been "hell yeah!!! go for it!" so they missed their mark by a mile

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



To be fair, this one is probably the one that is being rerun today. Although in CK's archive it's 8/6/2000 and the weekday strips surrounding it don't match what I've been posting so who knows.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

StrixNebulosa posted:

I'm actually shocked to find out that these are meant to be mocking/derogatory because like, all of them so far (two, but yeah) have been "hell yeah!!! go for it!" so they missed their mark by a mile

right? i get the same vibe from this harry grant dart cartoon:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

StrixNebulosa posted:

I'm actually shocked to find out that these are meant to be mocking/derogatory because like, all of them so far (two, but yeah) have been "hell yeah!!! go for it!" so they missed their mark by a mile

I mean, have you never seen "Conservative" political cartoons mocking something?
They often end up being complimentary to anyone not broke-brained.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Johnny Aztec posted:

I mean, have you never seen "Conservative" political cartoons mocking something?
They often end up being complimentary to anyone not broke-brained.

I stay out of the political cartoons thread in general as the topics are too depressing for me but I think I know what you're talking about. "oh no everyone will be gay!!!!!" yes thanks that's a good thing?

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks

Johnny Walker posted:

To be fair, this one is probably the one that is being rerun today. Although in CK's archive it's 8/6/2000 and the weekday strips surrounding it don't match what I've been posting so who knows.

The dailies are from 2001. It's a rehash of Rusty's introduction, but with a cat this time and no alcoholic uncles in sight.

fake edit: Actually, having skimmed through this story, it occurs to me that if you were, say, looking for a graceful way to end Mark Trail, the way this story wraps up would make for a pretty natural ending to the whole comic. But since when are syndicates interested in sunsetting comics gracefully.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

StrixNebulosa posted:

I stay out of the political cartoons thread in general as the topics are too depressing for me but I think I know what you're talking about. "oh no everyone will be gay!!!!!" yes thanks that's a good thing?

Yes, exactly.
" Oh noooo, equality and justice. The bane of every conservative! what a hellscape it will be!"

Vox Valentine
May 30, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Yes, exactly.
" Oh noooo, equality and justice. The bane of every conservative! what a hellscape it will be!"

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack



Conan the Barbarian Sept. 8th- 14th, 1980









Edit:

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

right? i get the same vibe from this harry grant dart cartoon:



Very much. I love this one because, yeah, why not? Sounds good to me.

Haifisch
Nov 12, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Johnny Aztec posted:

Yes, exactly.
" Oh noooo, equality and justice. The bane of every conservative! what a hellscape it will be!"
Chuck Asay was a terrible person and also the master of this.

"Look at these two normal, happy families. But one of them has TWO DADS!"(I can't find the comic but I'm not exaggerating, it was almost literally just that) and "here's a couple of sad, downtrodden gay men" would be straight-up pro-equality cartoons without the background context that Asay is a huge homophobe.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Haifisch posted:

Chuck Asay was a terrible person and also the master of this.

"Look at these two normal, happy families. But one of them has TWO DADS!"(I can't find the comic but I'm not exaggerating, it was almost literally just that) and "here's a couple of sad, downtrodden gay men" would be straight-up pro-equality cartoons without the background context that Asay is a huge homophobe.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



^^^ some unconscious thought there with how the mother has her eyes closed/narrowed looking out and away from her family, yet the second father is clearly looking down and at their family even though their face is largely hidden.

The Bloop posted:


This is how I learned about aurochs
:same: - I kind of assumed in my youth it was just a made up name until it popped up later when I was reading stuff about the dumb fringe stuff the nazis got up to.

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

right? i get the same vibe from this harry grant dart cartoon:


truly a dystopian vision.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

StrixNebulosa posted:

I'm actually shocked to find out that these are meant to be mocking/derogatory because like, all of them so far (two, but yeah) have been "hell yeah!!! go for it!" so they missed their mark by a mile
Kate Beaton noted this a good 'while back, specifically in the context of reckless velocipedestriennes.

Kate Beaton posted:

Happy New Year everyone!

Just playing around with drawing pictures.

The greatest thing about the invention of the bicycle and ladies starting to ride them is: everything. The clothes! The bikes! The attitude! But perhaps especially: the scads of satirical cartoons made at the time that were supposed to make women look shocking and inappropriate but just makes them look super stylish and badass instead. I just can't get over the cigarette in the cartoon I used though, and the splayed legs as she rumbles willy-nilly down the street. God, is there anything better than cartoons?

Incidentally, 'velocipedestrienne,' not a word I made up. You're looking for page 89 of this very informative contemporary read. I enjoyed the chapter very much. You would not believe how many words they manage to birth out of the word 'velocipede' in that book. If you notice the date you'll see that I stuck a phonograph in the cartoon about ten years too early and well that is just because I can do what I like around here.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
And He Did. (May 28, 1917)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quoits
I'd never heard of it.

Outbursts of Everett True (August 14, 1917)


Hitz and Mrs. (April 30, 1923)


Dark Laughter (July 13, 1935, click for big)

“Aw, Officer, He’s Only Playin’”

They'll Do It Every Time (February 10, 1941)


I’m rewinding Wee Pals a bit. This is what happens when you’re enjoying a deep dive into African American historical newspapers.

Before Wee Pals, there was Dinky Fellas, Turner’s strip in his hometown Berkeley Post and in the Chicago Defender.
At the same time, he ran additional strips in the Defender.

Reverend Smiley (June 27 & August 1, 1964)



Sepia Smiles (May 30 & June 20, 1964)


I'd be surprised if this title is not an homage to Dark Laughter.

Dinky Fellas starts in July of 1964 and from what I can tell, only ran until the end of that year. I can’t find an archive for the Berkeley Post, but I’ve pulled what I can from the Defender. Sources, including Wikipedia and Turner’s obit in The Washington Post mention that Dinky Fellas featured an all-black cast. That’s not true at all.

There are a lot of similarities between it and Wee Pals, which premiered in May of 1965.

(July 27, 1964)

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Couldn't you just, like, stand on the table? Or the chair?

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Slammy posted:

And He Did. (May 28, 1917)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quoits
I'd never heard of it.

Outbursts of Everett True (August 14, 1917)


Hitz and Mrs. (April 30, 1923)


Dark Laughter (July 13, 1935, click for big)

“Aw, Officer, He’s Only Playin’”

They'll Do It Every Time (February 10, 1941)


I’m rewinding Wee Pals a bit. This is what happens when you’re enjoying a deep dive into African American historical newspapers.

Before Wee Pals, there was Dinky Fellas, Turner’s strip in his hometown Berkeley Post and in the Chicago Defender.
At the same time, he ran additional strips in the Defender.

Reverend Smiley (June 27 & August 1, 1964)



Sepia Smiles (May 30 & June 20, 1964)


I'd be surprised if this title is not an homage to Dark Laughter.

Dinky Fellas starts in July of 1964 and from what I can tell, only ran until the end of that year. I can’t find an archive for the Berkeley Post, but I’ve pulled what I can from the Defender. Sources, including Wikipedia and Turner’s obit in The Washington Post mention that Dinky Fellas featured an all-black cast. That’s not true at all.

There are a lot of similarities between it and Wee Pals, which premiered in May of 1965.

(July 27, 1964)


This is really fascinating, thanks for posting it!

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




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