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FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar THe Horrible


Sherman's Lagoon


Ella Cinders


Zorro

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riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
so she's just gonna be a turtle huh

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

sweeperbravo posted:

I only read the strip now and then, thanks for mentioning her name now I get the joke :)

Loris Slothrop, no less!

FrumpleOrz posted:

Ella Cinders


Really enjoying the chatty narration boxes. Hope tomorrow's is like "Hachi machi!!"

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
And He Did. (June 5, 1917)


Outbursts of Everett True (August 18, 1917)


Hitz and Mrs. (May 4, 1923)


Dark Laughter (January 11, 1936, click for big)

“My Gawd, Chief, git Bootsie outa there. He’s got on my brown swingback!”

They'll Do It Every Time (February 14, 1941)


Dinky Fellas (August 3, 1964)

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
Ruthless Rhymes for Martial Militants (4/24/1914)


Here again Harding is borrowing from a familiar rhyme:

quote:

Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the Queen.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do there?
I frightened a little mouse under her chair.

As with the previous examples of this tendency, originality and innovation don't seem to be Harding's strong suits. Like the lower echelons of "Little Willie" poems there seems to be less of an interest in clever wordplay or a surprising twist to the form, more of an interest in just hitting the basic beats of showing a bit of excess and violence.

"Pussy cat, pussy cat" the nursery rhyme was first recorded in 1805's Songs for the Nursery but is very likely of older provenance. It reached its apotheosis in 1983 with Adam and the Ants' "Puss 'n Boots" and that's all I have to say about that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6zstmlOjLs

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Slammy posted:

Hitz and Mrs. (May 4, 1923)


Oh, The Dollop did an episode about this! Moving Day was a yearly day of chaos.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_Day_(New_York_City)

quote:

On May 1, all leases in the city expired simultaneously at 9:00 am, causing thousands of people to change their residences, all at the same time.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007






Not a loving chance.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Julet Esqu posted:



Not a loving chance.

Make the number a lot bigger, or name drop just a single celeb. Choose one and it works!

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

Live, laugh, kupo!

FrumpleOrz posted:

Ella Cinders


This shmucks a fraud! The last king of Babylon was 500 years before Jesus was even born!

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
A few things at the absolute last minute...

Sally Forth



Pearls Before Swine



Skippy (March 7, 1933)



Peanuts (August 30, 1973)



More Near-Death Hallucinationsbean



Same drat Joke Every Day-shaft



How To Blow Off Writing A "How To Read 9 Chickweed Lane" Installment



(Seriously, I will return. With more words.)

Rip Haywire



Thimble Theater (March 29, 1937)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Pondus

Zelda

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell


So has anyone else been feeling pretty severely uncomfortable that there's been considerably more screentime dedicated to talking these two up as a couple than there has been them actually interacting with each other?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Some Guy TT posted:

So has anyone else been feeling pretty severely uncomfortable that there's been considerably more screentime dedicated to talking these two up as a couple than there has been them actually interacting with each other?

The cult leader(s) decide whom is paired with whom.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Some Guy TT posted:

So has anyone else been feeling pretty severely uncomfortable that there's been considerably more screentime dedicated to talking these two up as a couple than there has been them actually interacting with each other?
Big time. I remember thinking it was weird a few weeks ago when one character mentioned something about inter-species romance at a point where they had known each other for maybe 10 minutes and the girl was in the middle of fleeing dudes trying to kill her.

Julet Esqu posted:



Not a loving chance.
If you're hosting an event and honestly expecting celebrities to attend, you should probably give your roommate a heads up. This isn't the worst example, but I'm always in awe of how lovely the good guys are in Luann.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
It's not actually those celebrities, but Look-alikes cosplaying as them.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life







Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Angry Birds

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

This might be a petty complaint but I'm kind of annoyed that we never saw him get out of the desert.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

EasyEW posted:

More Near-Death Hallucinationsbean



Remind me again who this assuredly dead old man is?

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

Some Guy TT posted:

This might be a petty complaint but I'm kind of annoyed that we never saw him get out of the desert.

no I was thinking the exact same thing

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

plainswalker75 posted:

Remind me again who this assuredly dead old man is?

Jeff Murdoch, Mindy's dad, meaning that Mopey Pete may possibly end up marrying into the Crankshaft family.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

EasyEW posted:

Jeff Murdoch, Mindy's dad, meaning that Mopey Pete may possibly end up marrying into the Crankshaft family.

Oh, gotcha; Batuik's shared-yet-20-years-apart universe never fails to confound me. I guess that would explain that weird Crankshaft week of jerking off over some random 85-year old movie too.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Some Guy TT posted:

This might be a petty complaint but I'm kind of annoyed that we never saw him get out of the desert.

He was never in a desert. That beach is just absolutely gigantic.

Edit: also, I wish suffragettes were as bad rear end as they were represented in those comics.

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Dec. 15, 1940)
"Unlucky". :roflolmao:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Samovar posted:


Edit: also, I wish suffragettes were as bad rear end as they were represented in those comics.

The suffragettes launched a massive bombing campaign only interrupted by the first world war were they allowed the men some breathing space. They also made pamphlettes about how to fight the coppers.

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003

EasyEW posted:

More Near-Death Hallucinationsbean



I know it won't happen but I would love for this to turn out to be something crazy. Imagine if the strip had a years-long side story about this guy and his kid self traveling through this underground fantasy kingdom, totally unrelated to the main plot. Or if the fire clears and rescuers find the kid version instead of the old man. Or anything, really, anything actually fun and interesting. Wouldn't it be cool if comics were fun and interesting?

Tiggum posted:

"Unlucky". :roflolmao:

Yeah I love the way that panel is worded.

Vintage Valiant (Dec. 22, 1940)



BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Medenmath posted:

I know it won't happen but I would love for this to turn out to be something crazy. Imagine if the strip had a years-long side story about this guy and his kid self traveling through this underground fantasy kingdom, totally unrelated to the main plot. Or if the fire clears and rescuers find the kid version instead of the old man. Or anything, really, anything actually fun and interesting. Wouldn't it be cool if comics were fun and interesting?



No.

They're dead.

DEAD.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Alhazred posted:

The suffragettes launched a massive bombing campaign only interrupted by the first world war were they allowed the men some breathing space. They also made pamphlettes about how to fight the coppers.

Many also apparently learned jiu-jitsu
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34425615

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

If the old man isn’t burned to a crisp, I am full willing to just call him a ghost for the rest of Funky’s run.

Edit: given all the buildup and what we know of Batiuk’s writing, I think we’re in for a double fakeout on the fire killing any named characters. Everyone was always just a short drive to the marina to the north.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 8/27/00



Brenda Starr 10/25/42





Smokey Stover 5/30/37



Edge of Grimacing

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



gently caress you ed kudlick

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

EasyEW posted:

More Near-Death Hallucinationsbean



Oh poo poo, I actually know what TomBat's ripping off here, and it's a pretty deep cut.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Empire

Medenmath posted:


Vintage Valiant (Dec. 22, 1940)




Ice cold, Val! Granted, he was giving to that guy as that guy would have given to him, but still.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



What even is the joke here? What is he expecting Dustin to do? To my eye the dominant reading of that statement in this broader context is that Ed should be kind and generous to his son, but that's obviously not is what is intended so

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Fighting Trousers posted:

Oh poo poo, I actually know what TomBat's ripping off here, and it's a pretty deep cut.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Empire



It's not really a ripoff, he's straight up said it's about that. The old man went out to see where something he loved when he was young was filmed and is now having some sort of hallucination because funkyverse is an undending hellscape of misery broken only by smug one liners

e:

CommonShore posted:

What even is the joke here? What is he expecting Dustin to do? To my eye the dominant reading of that statement in this broader context is that Ed should be kind and generous to his son, but that's obviously not is what is intended so

He's saying his lazy son should be a house slave rather than do volunteer work that can make connections and build resume

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

CommonShore posted:

What is he expecting Dustin to do?
Do housework for free and earn his keep.

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Shugojin posted:

It's not really a ripoff, he's straight up said it's about that. The old man went out to see where something he loved when he was young was filmed and is now having some sort of hallucination because funkyverse is an undending hellscape of misery broken only by smug one liners


That serial was from 1935. Is this guy in his 90s? Are people allowed to live that long in the Funkyverse?

(Also, the only reason I know about The Phantom Empire was being Shout Factory was showing it on their streaming service a couple of days ago. It is BONKERS.)

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Old School Peanuts (Jan 24, 1952)




Calvin and Hobbes (Feb 11-12, 1988)






Robbie and Bobby

(Jun 30, 2016)



(Aug 28, 2020)

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curtadams
Mar 24, 2019

Medenmath posted:

I know it won't happen but I would love for this to turn out to be something crazy. Imagine if the strip had a years-long side story about this guy and his kid self traveling through this underground fantasy kingdom, totally unrelated to the main plot. Or if the fire clears and rescuers find the kid version instead of the old man. Or anything, really, anything actually fun and interesting. Wouldn't it be cool if comics were fun and interesting?
That would kind of fit with the surrealistic flavor of early FW, with self-aware computers and a character who could use pizzas as phonograph records. But FW's M.O. these days is to tease something bizarre or significant, only to have it be something totally ordinary (a character gets blown up, but oh, it's just in a video game; a characters goes out to commit suicide but, oh, she's just taking a walk, Crankshaft sees his future self but oh, it's just some random old guy). Jeff is probably just daydreaming while he hides in the cave.

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