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Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another

EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft




I was going to comment on how incredibly lazy this gag has been, and then it struck me that Batiuk was probably putting less effort than usual into it since he considers his current Funky Winkerbean storyline to be an amazing story. Now I'm even more pissed off than I was before.

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Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I don't think that a smoke inhalation/extreme heat exposure hallucination really cares about being canon-accurate, FW ain't what Working Daze thinks it is.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

EasyEW posted:

Skippy (March 8, 1933)



Unfortunately for Skippy, that's Everett True in front of him.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
everett true would never hit a child :colbert:

he’d probably clock the dad, though

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
I don't even know who this old guy in Funky Winkerbean is

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009
OBNOXIOUS FURRY
i like to put furry porn in all my posts because my kink is making others look at my fetish without their consent
The number one rule you should never break within the BDSM/kink community is consent. Involving others in your kink without t
https://twitter.com/NoobtheLoser/status/1299455559117287428?s=20


riderchop posted:

I don't even know who this old guy in Funky Winkerbean is

That's Les Moore.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
And He Did. (June 8, 1917)


Outbursts of Everett True (August 20, 1917)


Hitz and Mrs. (May 5, 1923)


Dark Laughter (January 18, 1936, click for big)

“Bootsie, whut yu want’a take that chile’s candy fer? Yu know it’s bad fo yo teeth!”

They'll Do It Every Time (February 15, 1941)


Dinky Fellas (August 4, 1964)

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (August 20, 1917)


What in the world is this contraption? A mass transit roller coaster?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Some Guy TT posted:

What in the world is this contraption? A mass transit roller coaster?

Just a regular side friction roller coaster with a brakeman?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Gravity coaster. Yes, they had a brakeman, and no, there were no bars or belts.

It was a different time. Based on the publication date, that time was about to come to an abrupt end as the US entered WWI.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

PainterofCrap posted:

Gravity coaster. Yes, they had a brakeman, and no, there were no bars or belts.

It was a different time. Based on the publication date, that time was about to come to an abrupt end as the US entered WWI.

I'm a little shocked Everett could fit in it.

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
King Aroo 1/22/54


Mopsy 2/4/43

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

AxeManiac posted:

I'm a little shocked Everett could fit in it.

Everett is shown pretty rotund, but he probably isnt over 250.

I mean, in Homer's normal state, he is supposed to be 250 pounds. Funny how things changed in just a few decades.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm trying to drop down to 250, ahahaha...ha..ha..oh

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Angular Cyrus posted:

King Aroo 1/22/54


This would seem to imply that bringing presents to a party used to be about as common expectation as telling people you were coming at all. Or alternatively, that gatecrashing was socially acceptable as long as you brought a present.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

Mm.

Slammy posted:

Dark Laughter (January 11, 1936, click for big)

“My Gawd, Chief, git Bootsie outa there. He’s got on my brown swingback!”

A style of jacket, apparently the term was also used for women's jackets- can't figure out the details of what it entails. I've also seen the term used to refer to shirts and bodysuits, so I'm struggling here. Any help?

http://www.thepeoplehistory.com/1971fashions.html



gently caress you, OBH.

Vargo posted:

Wallace


I have never identified with Spud more.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

AxeManiac posted:

I'm a little shocked Everett could fit in it.

The ticket guy tried to tell him he's too fat, but, well.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Discendo Vox posted:

A style of jacket, apparently the term was also used for women's jackets- can't figure out the details of what it entails. I've also seen the term used to refer to shirts and bodysuits, so I'm struggling here. Any help?

http://www.thepeoplehistory.com/1971fashions.html

Also, is this supposed to be taking place at night? The guy looks like he's wearing a nightcap, but then why would Bootsie be wearing his swingback?

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Angry Birds

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

The Bloop posted:

what the hell is their logo

It looks like it's supposed to be a B.C, yet their show's titled "Unity-Thru Cosplay". :psyduck:


There's some hosed up stuff to unpack here. Kell's quota dropped not because she developed compassion after marrying a herbivore but because of unrelated reasons. We never see Kevin cancel his order for the software despite the threat of Kell losing her job. Kell takes credit for some other person's work and accepts the promotion despite the fact that she'll be expected to provide a higher quota. And lastly, Herd Thinners is supposed to be a company that hunts people and turns them to food, right? But Coney here eats the people she kills, so going by that logic this wouldn't help Kell at all. This implies the quota isn't to bring in food, but just flat out culling the underclass.


I hate this man. Stop acting coy, you sleazy gently caress. :argh:

EasyEW posted:

Someone hasn't watched this serial in a long time. Murania is the ultimate gated community, and the queen was trying to sabotage Radio Ranch because she viewed above-grounders were vermin to be kept out at all costs.

Batiuk failing to do any proper research on the things he's referencing? Well, color me surprised.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Strontium posted:

Angry Birds


The thing that really bugs me about Angry Birds is that in theory these set-ups should work fine without us having any idea who these characters are. But in execution the punchlines always require we know who the characters are for no reason. The red bird deciding to ignore the pig screaming water only makes sense if you know the pigs are bad, and we haven't actually seen the pigs doing anything bad. The bald eagle strip here only makes sense if we know the bald eagle is supposed to be a buffoon, and he's not being presented as a buffoon. And so on, and so forth.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Zelda

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Ok, everyone. It's been a long time coming. But, without further ado... I present today's Corto Maltese: Plato: 'For the love of the Gods - ATLANTIS WAS AN ANALOGY!', or Also, these golden people were REALLY into eating acorns, or Geez, Corto you don't need to be so assumptive



Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

PainterofCrap posted:

Gravity coaster. Yes, they had a brakeman, and no, there were no bars or belts.

It was a different time. Based on the publication date, that time was about to come to an abrupt end as the US entered WWI.

There's a 106 year old coaster in Copenhagen that still uses brakemen (the safety bars were installed in 1990 :v:)

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Discendo Vox posted:

A style of jacket, apparently the term was also used for women's jackets- can't figure out the details of what it entails. I've also seen the term used to refer to shirts and bodysuits, so I'm struggling here. Any help?

http://www.thepeoplehistory.com/1971fashions.html
The swingback is not one particular style of garment, but rather a descriptor that indicates the garment is loose enough in the back to swing when the wearer is walking.


e: I think here it's just as an indicator of the item being part of a fad.

Ghostlight fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Aug 29, 2020

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

Live, laugh, kupo!

Vargo posted:

Wallace


Pizza, fried chicken, a couple liters of soda and some nacho cheese to top it all off. I wish I could still eat like that.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Imagine being this disappointed all your friends and loved ones planned a huge surprise party for your birthday.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Discendo Vox posted:

A style of jacket, apparently the term was also used for women's jackets- can't figure out the details of what it entails. I've also seen the term used to refer to shirts and bodysuits, so I'm struggling here. Any help?

From what I could find, it was a casual sport coat with a half-belt in the back that hid additional pleats for greater range of movement. The jacket third from the right here is labeled as a "free swing back". And it'll cost you an extra $2.00.


Another "bi-swing back":

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

computer angel posted:

Imagine being this disappointed all your friends and loved ones planned a huge surprise party for your birthday.

I'd kind of side with Lynn on this one about surprise parties, especially if she really, truly does not want one, and John knows her well enough to know she means it.

Dawn of the Birthday is probably a bit late to extract a promise, unless she's been saying "I don't want a party" for some time, doesn't believe John's assurances that there won't be one, and thinks that the promise will make him call it off at this point when her other statements haven't.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (January 11, 2009)



Arlo and Janis Classic (January 11, 1999)



Garfield Classic (January 11, 1989)

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales

That's a fine horse.



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Classic Kevin and Kell (May 13-17, 1996)







I appreciate Corrie's expressions in these strips.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

LazyQ posted:

Mämmilä



Auctioning of children (huutolaisuus), was practiced in Finland from late 19th to early 20th century. An orphaned or otherwise abandoned child was given to the lowest bidder, the money being paid by the authorities as a compensation for taking care of them. All kind of abuse was rampant, particularly in rural areas where the children were often used as slave labor. The auctions were banned in 1923 but enforcement was practically non-existent and the last recorded auction was held in 1935.

OK, that's horrible and Dickensian, but how did he end up married to a Bolivian woman? That would have been my first question.

fondue posted:

B Kliban



Wait'll he hears about the graven images thing.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



ed those got recalled and banned because people did care

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




This and lead paint probably explain a lot about Ed, and his generation in general.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Samovar posted:

Ok, everyone. It's been a long time coming. But, without further ado... I present today's Corto Maltese: Plato: 'For the love of the Gods - ATLANTIS WAS AN ANALOGY!', or Also, these golden people were REALLY into eating acorns, or Geez, Corto you don't need to be so assumptive





Should have asked Conan instead of a Greek

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

No thanks to Lizzo..

gleebster posted:

OK, that's horrible and Dickensian, but how did he end up married to a Bolivian woman? That would have been my first question.



That's actually the renowned mathematician Kurt Godel that he married.
https://imgur.com/r/ImagesOfHistory/mfxKiXm

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

gleebster posted:

OK, that's horrible and Dickensian, but how did he end up married to a Bolivian woman? That would have been my first question.

She was high bidder.

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