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Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012


Helmot



PetraCore posted:

Kit is going to attempt to ghost his entire family once he turns 18 at this rate, but I don't see how having him back directly helps Kadia.
Maybe she wants to push their faces together and tell them to kiss? Don't know why because Kadia's clearly into Heloise despite her weird head games, but still.

edit: hah, I THOUGHT that would make a good thread title and I didn't even notice the change.

Drakyn fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Oct 16, 2020

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Hostile V posted:

:colbert: There's no footage because there's no such thing as Central Jersey. North or South. Pick a side.

thas the joke

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Drakyn posted:

Helmot



Maybe she wants to push their faces together and tell them to kiss? Don't know why because Kadia's clearly into Heloise despite her weird head games, but still.

edit: hah, I THOUGHT that would make a good thread title and I didn't even notice the change.
Probably Heloise wants his emotional support in this complicated social time and thinks Kadia could use another friend. Everyone is going to be real shocked and sad when Kit Sr. admits he forgot which mountain he dumped his kid on.

curtadams
Mar 24, 2019

Boondocks complaining about C-grade pop African American culture got old in a hurry.
Boondocks complaining about Al Gore ended up really dated.

But Boondocks zinging W and his enablers? Now those were good! (Also depressingly NOT dated if you just change some names...)

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
Much more believable that Mark Trail is a vlogger rather than an international man of nature-mystery at that age, all things considered

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens Ah, we needed more poo poo.


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Sherman's Lagoon


Ella Cinders


Zorro

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Johnny Aztec posted:

Lol this is the 1970s.

Nah, we're about 1991 here in strip time

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
The Far Side


Pickles


Zits

I like the dynamic the parents in Zits have with Jeremy and his friends. I can't immediately think of another parent in this thread's comics who would ask his son's friend to help him write something for his wife.

Also, I finally remembered what Sam's stealthy infiltration of the pirate base in Edge of Adventure reminded me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdJg6Duzzf4

Professor Wayne fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jul 25, 2022

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
And He Did! (August 14, 1917)


Outbursts of Everett True (October 25, 1917)


Hitz and Mrs. (July 6, 1923)


Gay and Her Gang (October 30, 1928)


Dark Laughter (April 3, 1937, click for big)

“Somebody tole him he wuz a killer in the Easter parade an’ he been paradin’ ever since Sunday. Ain’t took dem rags off yet.”

They'll Do It Every Time (April 14, 1941)


Patty-Jo ’n’ Ginger (November 8, 1947)

“Did you VOTE Tuesday … or are YOU a solid citizen in spite of yourself?”

Dinky Fellas (November 25, 1964)

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Hostile V posted:

:colbert: There's no footage because there's no such thing as Central Jersey. North or South. Pick a side.

Oh, but there is!

North Jersey says there's a Central Jersey

South Jersey says there's a Central Jersey

They're each describing a different part of Jersey.




:colbert:

rannum
Nov 3, 2012


This is definitely not where I thought this was going so Iguess the phantom & I are on similar pages on this one


fantastic first panel though

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

PainterofCrap posted:

Oh, but there is!

North Jersey says there's a Central Jersey

South Jersey says there's a Central Jersey

They're each describing a different part of Jersey.




:colbert:

central jersey exists in an infinitesimal point in space contained within a reactor at princeton

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Phantom: who?

Also, I think Luann's in some kind of special needs class that they just tell her is Psychology so she feels good about it.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


In today's Corto Maltese: Well, that was one hell of an expositionary monologue, your Worshipfulness, or Some appropriate music for this scene (also, I have never seen a single Rocky film), or At least we can always rely on Corto being terrible at flirting



riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
It's 1am so there's no rules, I'm gonna post the last 3 of Rae the Doe's web archives' Week of Spin-offs





Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

The Timid Soul

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Pondus


Zelda

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
drat that's a fast title change.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 10/16/00



Stephen Collins is, once again, political.



Brenda Shanghai 10/10/43

Spoilered for Siberia.



Spankey Stover 5/15/38



Edge of Destruction



I'm not sure what's more preposterous here: Ito being able to self-destruct his base by throwing one lever ("Why do we even have that lever?"), or Ito deciding to blow up his entire operation because of one guy.

Also: Compare Ito from panel 1 to panel 2. Now realize that panel 2 is the exact same image Jam used for Ito's first appearance (heh heh hehhhh), only shrunk down.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

Live, laugh, kupo!

Selachian posted:

I'm not sure what's more preposterous here: Ito being able to self-destruct his base by throwing one lever ("Why do we even have that lever?"), or Ito deciding to blow up his entire operation because of one guy.

At least lock-out/tag-out that thing.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

See I don't even mind Kelley and Parker doing "pedant points out logical inconsistencies in how companies name their products" gags, it's a fine enough niche that doesn't hurt anyone

but I wish they'd make up their mind if that's something dorks do or something clever lawyermen do






would you like a medium or large impossible burger sir

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

My Lovely Horse posted:

See I don't even mind Kelley and Parker doing "pedant points out logical inconsistencies in how companies name their products" gags, it's a fine enough niche that doesn't hurt anyone

but I wish they'd make up their mind if that's something dorks do or something clever lawyermen do






would you like a medium or large impossible burger sir
It's quite simple. If it's Ed doing it it's clever, if it's anyone not Ed it's dorky.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Kennel posted:


Mandrake


"Yes, of course Lothar. That is totally why I wanted to lube the Metal Man and bend him over!"

Zereth
Jul 8, 2003



Selachian posted:

Also: Compare Ito from panel 1 to panel 2. Now realize that panel 2 is the exact same image Jam used for Ito's first appearance (heh heh hehhhh), only shrunk down.
Really? This doesn't ring a bell.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Mark Trail 2020

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Classic Kevin and Kell (April 21-25, 1997)




First appearance: Frank Mangle, though it'll be quite a while before he'll become an actual character. (He's Leona's dad.)



Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


amigolupus posted:

Gonna be honest, I thought she and Heloise wanted Kadia to be let in on the Phantom's secret, not that she wanted her son back.
Yeah, I'm going to need them to spell this out for me. What's the connection, exactly?

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017


Kevin saying he's "uncomfortable" is an extremely mild way of describing the risk of literally being eaten alive in this social gathering. Surely Kell would realize that she put her husband in danger and apologize to hi-


Oh, never mind. Apparently she's going to apologize to her boss as if Kevin's the one at fault instead. :wtc:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

Tiggum posted:

Yeah, I'm going to need them to spell this out for me. What's the connection, exactly?

Kit, The Phantom Gigolo.\

The Legend of the Purple Panties

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
King Aroo 3/12/54


Mopsy 4/2/43

manero
Jan 30, 2006



My brain filled in Lyle from Achewood's head here; I couldn't find an appropriate straight-on version to Photoshop it in, so pretend I did that here.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
BCN


Phoebe


Wallace


Curtis

Doll House Ghost
Jun 18, 2011



Selachian posted:


Edge of Destruction



I'm not sure what's more preposterous here: Ito being able to self-destruct his base by throwing one lever ("Why do we even have that lever?"), or Ito deciding to blow up his entire operation because of one guy.

Also: Compare Ito from panel 1 to panel 2. Now realize that panel 2 is the exact same image Jam used for Ito's first appearance (heh heh hehhhh), only shrunk down.

Worst thing about Edge of Adventure is how inconsistent (nonexistent?) the character designs are.

Seriously, this is supposed to be the same guy every panel:



Compare any feature in any drawing to another, nothing looks the same: jawline, hairline, nose, eyes, mouth, everything changes wildly from panel to panel. It's like he hasn't even looked at his previous drawings when starting another one. (Also: Lol at the ol' anime eyes in panel 6) There's this weird aura of how he wants you to think that he's real good at drawing with superficial shadows and occasional crosshatching, but he can't even draw the same dude twice.

Ito's design sucks as much:


Jam can't decide if he is youngish slim guy or old fat one. His moustache looks different every image.

Doll House Ghost fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Oct 17, 2020

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


amigolupus posted:

Kevin saying he's "uncomfortable" is an extremely mild way of describing the risk of literally being eaten alive in this social gathering. Surely Kell would realize that she put her husband in danger and apologize to hi-


Oh, never mind. Apparently she's going to apologize to her boss as if Kevin's the one at fault instead. :wtc:

Holbrook appears to really love him some capitalist boot

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bobbins

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (March 1, 2009)



Arlo and Janis Classic (March 1, 1999)



Garfield Classic (March 1, 1989)

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Dental Plan


Compu-Toon


Bizarro

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Doll House Ghost posted:

Worst thing about Edge of Adventure is how inconsistent (nonexistent?) the character designs are.

Seriously, this is supposed to be the same guy every panel:



Compare any feature in any drawing to another, nothing looks the same: jawline, hairline, nose, eyes, mouth, everything changes wildly from panel to panel. It's like he hasn't even looked at his previous drawings when starting another one. (Also: Lol at the ol' anime eyes in panel 6) There's this weird aura of how he wants you to think that he's real good at drawing with superficial shadows and occasional crosshatching, but he can't even draw the same dude twice.

Jam wanted to make this character an everyman, so he borrows some features from every man.

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
Docks




Retail




Dick

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