Comic Strips 2020: Sumpin Arful

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Those are ballistae, not mangonels.

We've had this discussion before, many moons ago. I remember it, better than I remember useful things.

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Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005

Pancho Jueves posted:

This was uncalled for! :mad:

(I laughed.)

F Minus

Mark Trail

I actually thought Lost Forest was in Florida, but apparently it was based on a place in Georgia, and I'm not sure it's ever made clear exactly what state it's in. I guess I came to that conclusion because James Allen lives in Florida. Maybe he implied it was there at some point?

Mary Worth

Time to talk to your boss.

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Apartment 3-G

# ? Nov 5, 2020 18:27

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

Garfield

Heathcliff

Overboard

Monty

Rae the Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

Listen. The commissioner is doing a great job, ok.

Rae the Doe's web archives

Book Signing

Rideshare Strike

# ? Nov 5, 2020 18:31

coronatae: Oct 14, 2012

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean, in which the Funkyverse mocks us.

Eat poo poo you loving hack

Fritzi edit is good tho

# ? Nov 5, 2020 18:39

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

ikanreed posted:

Bizarro is good at subtle things, like the coach already being burned out.

I caught up with the thread from about this post but I couldn't let it go.

It's a red head wooden match stick on the left and a blue head paper match on the right, both with phosphorus tips.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 19:35

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

MariusLecter posted:

I caught up with the thread from about this post but I couldn't let it go.

It's a red head wooden match stick on the left and a blue head paper match on the right, both with phosphorus tips.

Maybe, but it's thinner, and the wood is blackened too.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 19:49

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

You tell 'em sister!

# ? Nov 5, 2020 20:24

Horace: Apr 17, 2007; Gone Skiin'

ikanreed posted:

Maybe, but it's thinner, and the wood is blackened too.

The coach is a matchbook match, I guess because you don't see them much anymore, indicating he's old.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 20:47

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

The Far Side

Pickles

Zits

Professor Wayne fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Jul 25, 2022

# ? Nov 5, 2020 21:36

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Bad Machinery

# ? Nov 5, 2020 22:59

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Bogor

# ? Nov 5, 2020 23:12

curtadams: Mar 24, 2019

Poil posted:

quote:
The Bloop posted:
The real regulation should be requiring clearly displayed unit pricing IN CONSISTENT UNIT TYPES
The US doesn't have this? Wait, of course they don't.

Maybe it's a California requirement, but here the supermarkets post comparative information on similar items with cost per (some appropriate measurement).

# ? Nov 6, 2020 00:22

Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

curtadams posted:

quote:
The US doesn't have this? Wait, of course they don't.

Maybe it's a California requirement, but here the supermarkets post comparative information on similar items with cost per (some appropriate measurement).

They have that in Ohio and NY too.

Schwarzwald fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Nov 6, 2020

# ? Nov 6, 2020 00:27

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; Live, laugh, kupo!

I think the point was that while it's cost per measurement it's not always the same one. I've seen 6-packs of soda for example which list it as cost per can instead of fl.oz like on the bottles.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 00:33

Haifisch: Nov 12, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

There's other fun ones too, like oz vs lbs for the same type of product.

Nowadays most stores I go to generally have the same unit for each category of thing, but it's a gamble if there will be unit prices at all for non-food stuff like toiletries and cleaners.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 00:49

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Sally Forth

Pearls Before Swine

Skippy (May 4, 1933)

Peanuts (November 8, 1973)

Funky...Oh I Dunno

Crankshaft sticks it to generic elected officials!

9 Chickweed Lane

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (June 7, 1937)

Out Our Way (July 8-10, 1935)

Dok's "Clonked In The Head By Love" Duck (May 3, 1913)

# ? Nov 6, 2020 01:45

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; No thanks to Lizzo..

https://www.icollector.com/Antique-Stewart-Horse-Hair-Clipper_i17116968

# ? Nov 6, 2020 01:55

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

She drew him like half the men in that strip.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 01:58

Slammy: Mar 30, 2011; Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

And He Did! (September 1, 1917)

Outbursts of Everett True (November 17, 1917)

Hitz and Mrs. (July 28, 1923)

Gay and Her Gang (November 20, 1928)

Dark Laughter (September 18, 1937, click for big)

�Bootsie, is you a man or a mouse? You heard that baboon insult me!�

They'll Do It Every Time (May 5, 1941)

Patty-Jo �n� Ginger (July 31, 1948)

So write everybody � �It�s wonderful - Wish you were� � They won�t know �til they get here that the MAILBOX is the main attraction!

Dinky Fellas (December 31, 1964)

# ? Nov 6, 2020 02:00

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set never says no to free food.

Working Daze fffffuck you

YOU HAVE PROVEN MANY TIMES YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN A COMIC STRIP YOU FUCKHEAD

*ahem*

Super-Fun-Pak Comix hopes we die, it hopes we both die.

Cul De Sac didn't ask you, Kevin. Or your stupid bucket head!

# ? Nov 6, 2020 02:47

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

The Lockhorns

Brewster Rockit Space Guy

On The Fastrack

Safe Havens

Kevin & Kell

Mother Goose & Grimm

Hagar The Horrible

Sherman's Lagoon

Ella Cinders

Zorro

FrumpleOrz fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Nov 6, 2020

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:17

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack

loving l m a o.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:20

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

Ghostlight posted:

loving l m a o.

Is this a fetish? Does Holbrook have a bossdom fetish?

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:25

Celebrity Ghost: Sep 26, 2007

davidspackage posted:

I rarely get what Patty Jo & Ginger is about. Like, I think it's about a lurid woman and a trickster leprechaun only she can see and hear...

I'm enjoying it but it feels like the lovechild of Mopsy and Compu-toon.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:27

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

FrumpleOrz posted:

Safe Havens

God I'd forgotten that their boss was making them live at her loving mansion.

Wait, does that mean they spent their wedding night in their boss's house? What in the actual gently caress?

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:28

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (November 17, 1917)

Judging from her expression, Miss Davis is just thrilled to be writing this letter.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:31

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Evil Mastermind posted:

God I'd forgotten that their boss was making them live at her loving mansion.

Wait, does that mean they spent their wedding night in their boss's house? What in the actual gently caress?

Yeah; that, too

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:45

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (November 17, 1917)

"Outbusrt"?

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:46

catlord: Mar 22, 2009; What's on your mind, Axa?

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack

Some of your comics are a little fucky, but I just wanted to say what the actual Christ. "You may live full time at your own house"? As if that's some kind of gift and not absolutely loving horrifying?

What. The. gently caress.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:46

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

FrumpleOrz posted:

Brewster Rockit Space Guy

Probably the worst Brewster Rockit I've seen.

quote:

Kevin & Kell

Wrong terrible Holbrook cartoon for the first one.

quote:

Mother Goose & Grimm

Doubled

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:49

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

catlord posted:

Some of your comics are a little fucky, but I just wanted to say what the actual Christ. "You may live full time at your own house"? As if that's some kind of gift and not absolutely loving horrifying?

What. The. gently caress.

Note that Dethany still has her wedding hair on. She got married and then immediately had to get right back to work. That's enough slacking off! What do you think you're getting paid for!

You can't be athletic AND be smart!

# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:13

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

B Kliban

Kliban sums up our election

And now, Sheer Poetry

# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:18

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

fondue posted:

B Kliban

Kliban sums up our election

And now, Sheer Poetry

Not sure I could have handled ten minutes in his brain.

Other days: felt like he was in my head

# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:28

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

catlord posted:

Some of your comics are a little fucky, but I just wanted to say what the actual Christ. "You may live full time at your own house"? As if that's some kind of gift and not absolutely loving horrifying?

What. The. gently caress.

Technowolf posted:

Probably the worst Brewster Rockit I've seen.

Wrong terrible Holbrook cartoon for the first one.

Doubled

Sorry! Thanks for the heads up. I haven't gotten much sleep the last couple of days and was going too fast. Should be fixed now!

# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:33

maltesh: May 20, 2004; Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

FrumpleOrz posted:

Safe Havens

Dammit, if your spacecraft have to rely on transfer windows to go from planet to planet, you do not resupply them in transit unless it's an insane emergency, because it's ridiculously wasteful of precious delta-V.
All your required supplies should have left Earth with you, or be waiting for you in orbit over Mars, or on the surface of Mars.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:36

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

maltesh posted:

Dammit, if your spacecraft have to rely on transfer windows to go from planet to planet, you do not resupply them in transit unless it's an insane emergency, because it's ridiculously wasteful of precious delta-V.
All your required supplies should have left Earth with you, or be waiting for you in orbit over Mars, or on the surface of Mars.

They have a magical 3D printer too, why do they need a supply run?

# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:38