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csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

"Snotty pose" looks a lot like boneitis


e: oh my god this is a shameful snipe. Have some Alphonse and Gaston as penance:

csammis fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Feb 6, 2020

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
Docks




Rip


Zip


Dick


Duck

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

I forgot that Huey is an rear end in a top hat who doesn't deserve his friends

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
Sorry, I'm distracted by how his afro changes height from panel to panel.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Darthemed posted:

Sorry, I'm distracted by how his afro changes height from panel to panel.

He's like a cockatoo and it signals his mood

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Garfield



Heathcliff





Overboard



Monty

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SubNat posted:

Moomin and Family Life


Toss a Snork to the Moomin
Oh valley of Stinky
Oh valley of Stinky

Toss a Snork to your Moomin
A friend of the Groke and thee.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

quote:

Ah, the financial crisis, the "credit crunch". If you're 18 today, you were a mere 9 years old when the big balloon went up. That frankly freaks me the freak out because I remember it like it was yesterday.

If you're confused by the math in the commentary, that's dated back to 2017. Now you'd be 6 when the balloon went up, under that same criteria.

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

Kennel posted:

How does Mars have a tide without a large moon?

Oh, I'm sure DNA Wizard hosed that up somehow. We'll probably get a story down the line where Mars somehow keeps producing water and it's making all the land mass sink underwater. It's amazing how the nameless scientists who wanted to kick DNA Wizard out of the scientific community for loving over Mars' ecosystem are the only relatable characters in this comic.


I'm not even sure what bothers me the most here. Lynn making this thing all about her with that "well I don't want..." line, Lynn thinking her son is stupid for having a dream of his own, or the dad's little "well, I got married" line and expression of misery.

Vargo posted:

There was actually one about a week ago before Curtis went to Michelle's that seemed like it was just a one-off. Apparently we were supposed to realize they were part of the same story.

:lol: that the strip didn't even show Curtis-dad pushing the dresser, so we had to have Curtis and his dad tell us exactly what happened. Billingsley is so bad at trying to tell a story.


This Moominfamily drama rules, holy poo poo.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales



Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake


1997 Viivi & Wagner

Yes, we have a "big" military parade on independence day.
No, they don't actually shoot anything.
And I'm pretty sure they never bought those cool copters.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

This might be the worst loving Dustin I've ever seen, and Ed Kudlick's not even there. (Except he really is because everyone in this strip is Ed Kudlick)

Hey SKELLY, why don't we go ahead and compare the number of elementary schools that have been nuked vs the number of schools that have been shot up?

Plus, it's not like nuclear war ISN'T a loving threat in the lives of children today.

gently caress you, gently caress you, gently caress you.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Vargo posted:

This might be the worst loving Dustin I've ever seen, and Ed Kudlick's not even there. (Except he really is because everyone in this strip is Ed Kudlick)

Hey SKELLY, why don't we go ahead and compare the number of elementary schools that have been nuked vs the number of schools that have been shot up?

Plus, it's not like nuclear war ISN'T a loving threat in the lives of children today.

gently caress you, gently caress you, gently caress you.

it's also dragging up the tired ok boomer poo poo which is maybe its worst crime

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
I dunno, the boomer is the only one bringing up a drill that’s completely useless in the event for which it’s preparing.

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

Kevin Meaney did it better

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

kidcoelacanth posted:

it's also dragging up the tired ok boomer poo poo which is maybe its worst crime

That's an edit, I think.

edit: no, it's not an edit, holy poo poo 🤯

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Darthemed posted:

I dunno, the boomer is the only one bringing up a drill that’s completely useless in the event for which it’s preparing.

So imagine being one of the kids who had to go through those drills, knowing that.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Nekonaughey please work out


amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

I don't have much to add except: gently caress you, Skelley!

EDIT: Christ, today's Nekonaughey is pretty intense. :stare:

amigolupus fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Feb 6, 2020

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Nenonen posted:

That's an edit, I think.

edit: no, it's not an edit, holy poo poo 🤯

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Ghostlight posted:

Nekonaughey please work out




Is that a godfather reference in the last panel?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



q-rais posted:

Hey, isn't that last one the final scene of Godfather III?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
Goddamnit Guido! :argh:

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Guido sucks and I love him for it

Vintage Valiant (Aug. 14, 1937)

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



FYGMtail



Get Fuzzy 2/5/00

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
King Aroo 9/17/53


They'll Do It Every Time 8/29/46


Mopsy 9/8/42

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Mopsy can read minds! Or at least see your dreams.
These are different abilities and I hope we get more clarification soon.

kidcoelacanth posted:

it's also dragging up the tired ok boomer poo poo which is maybe its worst crime

Feels that way because it's using it in a very mean spirited way (that's Skelley for ya!) where they could actually have some common ground in their experiences.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao

Vox Valentine
May 30, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

TBH I was expecting total chain liquidation and bankruptcy in Retail but I also dig the entire staff quitting and moving on to other things.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




i'm glad they're painting stuart as being a shithead and not trying to make him sympathetic, because he's the kind of creep that walks away unscathed from poo poo like that

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Johnny Joestar posted:

i'm glad they're painting stuart as being a shithead and not trying to make him sympathetic, because he's the kind of creep that walks away unscathed from poo poo like that

I'm just sick enough that I was hoping for a suicide or stress indused heart attack.

But then again I've been reading Retail since it first ran (and bought the book!), so I've been nursing a hate for Stuart since day one.

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Sherman's Lagoon

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set gives too much information.


Working Daze oh no this is a thing.


Super-Fun-Pak Comix actually raises a good point.


Cul De Sac is an acquired taste.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


man it's just like Arlo and Janis!

except lame!

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Hwurmp posted:

man it's just like Arlo and Janis!

except lame!

Arlo and Janis gently caress though

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017


I'm trying to understand how Holbrook went from having the bug guy say, "bugs in software are good for people, really" to cave-Dethany, and I think it's giving me a headache. :psyduck: Never mind how "buggy software forces people to improve" is such a stupid take.

rannum
Nov 3, 2012

amigolupus posted:

I'm trying to understand how Holbrook went from having the bug guy say, "bugs in software are good for people, really" to cave-Dethany, and I think it's giving me a headache. :psyduck: Never mind how "buggy software forces people to improve" is such a stupid take.

Without <x> think of where they'd be [cut to a "what if" stone age scenario] seems relatively clear cut

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell


This raises a lot of really uncomfortable questions.

Also that windmill is tiny so I think the cow is going to win.

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TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Ballard Street

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