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Haifisch
Nov 12, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Question: have you read it multiple times in your work as mod? If so, should you not be probating yourself?

(I also refused to read it the second time :colbert:)

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thesonofmothman
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

Haifisch posted:

Question: have you read it multiple times in your work as mod? If so, should you not be probating yourself?

(I also refused to read it the second time :colbert:)

You can't arrest a cop, you slug. Read a book!

EBB posted:

They named their son Shaky Trembly?

I didn't realize and now I can't stop laughing.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I kinda half read it twice. I don't think I fully read it at all. Something about cake.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Haifisch posted:

Question: have you read it multiple times in your work as mod? If so, should you not be probating yourself?

(I also refused to read it the second time :colbert:)

Great question-- I'm corrupt.

CommonShore posted:

I kinda half read it twice. I don't think I fully read it at all. Something about cake.

This is fine, carry on.

How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Feb 11, 2020

Zereth
Jul 8, 2003



I've never read a single comic in my entire life.

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

i'm a goody good girl and i do not know how to read, i just like the pretty pictures

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Zereth posted:

I've never read a single comic in my entire life.

Thank you.

Anyway here are some comics you can all enjoy over and over again without fear of reprisal:

Barnaby (July 13-July 14, 1942)


Dykes to Watch Out For


Sam's Strip (January 11-January 13, 1962)


Pogo (November 1-November 3, 1948)

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

How Wonderful! posted:

Great question-- I'm corrupt.

This is probably not the fastest that power has corrupted a new mod but drat that was quick


I read it once, read it again, and saved it to my hard drive - all to see exactly how many arrest-related comic panels you have handy :colbert:

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How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

csammis posted:

This is probably not the fastest that power has corrupted a new mod but drat that was quick


I read it once, read it again, and saved it to my hard drive - all to see exactly how many arrest-related comic panels you have handy :colbert:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

what stupid analogy is he trying to make here? did something happen in a draft?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

These probes gave me belly laughs.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


In today's Corto Maltese: Ducha realises a bit too late that he's on the wrong side, or Chang's men are not very good at their jobs. Oh well, on the bright side, he won't need to fire them!, or Rasputin is happy with Corto



RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I am glad that the new one-read rule will keep me safe from having to reread the latest Luann. But I can only dream of the day that the long arm of the law finally reaches Brooke McEldowny.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

These probes gave me belly laughs.
I only wish the excellent crime panels had also gone into the probation reasons. Top work, How Wonderful.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Fort Knox

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017


This is stupid on so many levels. gently caress you, Holbrook.

Julet Esqu posted:



Pru has a girlfriend in New York? Did we know this? (We knew she was a lesbian, but I had the impression Team Evans were keeping her permanently single so they could still score the diversity points without spooking the olds. I guess having the girlfriend be someone who lives far far away and whom Pru never ever sees nor speaks of is the next closest thing.) If Pru has a girlfriend in New York, why did she come to Podunk to live with Luann's family?

Also shut the gently caress up, Luann. You could date, but you choose not to so the olds don't think you're a slut because you just haven't met the right guy to settle down with yet.

Considering how she's not acting even the least bit excited, it sounds like this is supposed to be Pru's ex-girlfriend instead. Sending your girlfriend a single card sounds rather impersonal, especially when you could rather do a video call or plan a get-together. Then again, maybe this is just how Team Evans think long-distance relationships work, so who knows.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

what stupid analogy is he trying to make here? did something happen in a draft?

It looks like Holbrook is trying to go for a "people who didn't hire me are racist because they can't handle interracial couples" angle, but it just falls flat because these are prey species-only teams, so of course they're right to be worried about wasting their time and money hiring someone who could easily be killed by their predator partner if they ever wanted to.


One thing I've come to hate in Daddy Daze is how the dad has stopped bothering to hold the baby properly. It just highlights how the baby is basically just Woodstock at this point.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (July 13, 2008)



Arlo and Janis Classic (July 13, 1998)



Garfield Classic (July 13, 1988)

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Haifisch posted:

Dick Tracy
Is this Crimestoppers Textbook designed for people who live in Mad Max's world?

Actually, the more I think about it the less sense it makes. Not only is there the insane paranoia, there's also the fact that you're relying on a passer-by to make a phone call for you when there's about zero chance you don't have a mobile phone yourself. And why are you asking them to call the police?

Vox Valentine
May 30, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Welp. This is gonna be this week's output, huh.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Juliet Jones, where Don continues to make a new start by blurting out that he's an ex-con to anyone who'll listen. Also, I think Chip may dislike baseball.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Tiggum posted:

Is this Crimestoppers Textbook designed for people who live in Mad Max's world?

Actually, the more I think about it the less sense it makes. Not only is there the insane paranoia, there's also the fact that you're relying on a passer-by to make a phone call for you when there's about zero chance you don't have a mobile phone yourself. And why are you asking them to call the police?

Don’t forget that modern cars have electric windows. If your car is broken down, you may not be able to lower them depending on the kind of malfunction or damage.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Posting on the nice page to say I'm reporting How Wonderful! to comic internal affairs!

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Tiggum posted:

Is this Crimestoppers Textbook designed for people who live in Mad Max's world?

Actually, the more I think about it the less sense it makes. Not only is there the insane paranoia, there's also the fact that you're relying on a passer-by to make a phone call for you when there's about zero chance you don't have a mobile phone yourself. And why are you asking them to call the police?

It's for people who are very old and very, very white.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
Docks




Zip


Rip


Dick


Duck

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
I can only hope, that if I'm ever being held at gunpoint, that they are so loving STUPID as to completely turn their back to me.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Endless Mike posted:

Posting on the nice page to say I'm reporting How Wonderful! to comic internal affairs!

I've already atoned for my crimes by accidentally probating myself.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



F Minus



Mark Trail



So I looked at the Adventurers Group (James Allen's Facebook group) yesterday and according to him this new art using a tablet is because he's not home and he plans to get back to normal soon. Whether that's true or not I don't know. Someone should tell him to stick with the new way though.

Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

How many times have Stooge‘n’Steve escaped capture because someone just kinda turned around for them?

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




i regret absolutely nothing. i would go back and read the comic a third time if i cared enough to go back in the thread.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Old School Peanuts (Jun 22, 1951)




One of the best Calvin and Hobbes (Jan 31-Feb 1, 1987)






Robbie and Bobby (Apr 3-6, 2015)




Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

How Wonderful! posted:

I've already atoned for my crimes by accidentally probating myself.

Accidentally. You know the crime. :colbert:

Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

readingatwork posted:

One of the best Calvin and Hobbes (Jan 31-Feb 1, 1987)


And lo, from this humble strip a billion dollars in bootleg merch sprung forth. That being said, I have always loved the joke of grooving to classical albums played at high speeds

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

Moomin on the Riviera

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Moominpapa has the energy I wish I had.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

SubNat posted:

Moomin on the Riviera


Reminder that this exists:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwmobslJMo

Surgeon's Tales


Last time we met Jaana in September when she refused to kill the bailiff with a magic missile (because she's a hack :ssh:)

Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake


1997 Viivi & Wagner

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017


I did a double-take when I saw POISION ivy and oak.


So is Jams trying to say that Genie's the bad guy in this situation because she enabled Dr. Vargo for years into thinking yetis existed? Because this sure feels like a weird way to make the two look bad compared to Mark.


gently caress you, Wilbur! The reason you had a "hard time" isn't because it's a long-distance relationship, it's because you're a terrible person who made incredibly lovely decisions.

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Garfield



Heathcliff



Overboard



Monty

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Wow, that's a good garf

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!

ikanreed posted:

Wow, that's a good garf

lol,


here, for you

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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I don't get today's garf. Normally it's just vanilla but today it's confusing and bland

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