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riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Garfield



Heathcliff



Overboard



Monty

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars





readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Crabgrass


Support Tauhid's Patreon here.


Old School Peanuts (Jun 26, 1951)




Calvin and Hobbes (Feb 6-7, 1987)







Robbie and Bobby (Apr 13-14, 2015)




Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
Docks




Zip


Rip


Dick


Duck

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

James Allen salty as gently caress, ten four dino saur

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007






No, you guys, it's okay! See? Look! There's the wedding ring! These two are allowed to kiss! It's ALLOWED!




What? Are you being gross? Eww?

El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery
where'd that duck go

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
My Dad is Dracula


Pickles


Zits

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons


J-Lo, what a timely reference for a couple of 9 year olds to make ITYOOL 2003.

Wait, it's WHAT year?

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
she was just in the super bowl, its fine

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

No thanks to Lizzo..

readingatwork posted:


Robbie and Bobby (Apr 13-14, 2015)






Ffffuuuuuuccccckkk :kimchi:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



quote:

...a Mark Trail story line in which Mark’s dog, Andy, was put on trial for murder...

Gonna have to look for that one.

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



She's not talking about the cat, Wilbur.

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

It's not an alter ego! He's there, actually doing that stuff! There's nothing alternative about it!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Literally me

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Bogor 1975


Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

quote:

Sewerman General Johnson is the breakout star of Severed Alliance, Lottie knows it, Mildred knows it, we all know it, so why pretend otherwise? His sewer truck is fantastic and his attitude is both folksy and wise.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

holy poo poo Vargo I didn't know you were so badass! Look at you going on cool adventures!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

StrixNebulosa posted:

holy poo poo Vargo I didn't know you were so badass! Look at you going on cool adventures!

No you see, it's all fake! Real adventurers have all their meaty limbs and no ailments of any kind!

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
And different from going on expeditions and writing magazine articles about it... how?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Because Mark does it for magazines. A real media worth consuming, unlike tawdry videos.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

"i know, i'll own vargo by depicting him as a badass adventure man who does all of that with a robot leg that he lies about because yeti > juvenile diabetes. oh, and now he's killed off because the yeti got him."

god how do I get into Mark Trail, I want to see what he'd do to me

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

StrixNebulosa posted:

"i know, i'll own vargo by depicting him as a badass adventure man who does all of that with a robot leg that he lies about because yeti > juvenile diabetes. oh, and now he's killed off because the yeti got him."

god how do I get into Mark Trail, I want to see what he'd do to me

Right? I want to be humiliated by being a bad rear end and then dying.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




rip vargo, thought of a yeti and died

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales



Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake


1997 Viivi & Wagner

Haifisch
Nov 12, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Guest written by the Zits writer.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
So HAW HAW Man lost his leg to juvenile diabetes, felt lousy about it, noticed social media existed, became a legitimate wildlife photographer/adventurer/professor, addressed as doctor so presumably has a doctorate in anthropology. He travels the world, hikes through forest and jungles, camps out and sleeps in snow covered mountains, keeps his cool when attacked by bears, rides on the backs of elephants and has the nerve to show these wonderful sights to his fans. That prosthetic leg really ruined his life! Since I haven't actually seen anything wrong yet I guess we're about to reveal that he lied about Bigfoot to feed the hype of his audience. This is the big reveal that Doctor Camel was quite the fool after all, haw haw. Then author fiat killed him to really let Vargo have it?

:batuka:

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Retail



Get Fuzzy 2/13/00

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
King Aroo 9/25/53


They'll Do It Every Time 9/7/46


Mopsy 9/17/42

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm I really hate this strip and how much it misses the point of the movie, blech.


Hagar The Horrible


Sherman's Lagoon

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Sally Forth



Skippy (September 26, 1932)



Peanuts (February 16, 1973)



Adventures In Totally Draining Any Possibility of Non-Lisa-Related Drama From "Funky Winkerbean"



Crankshaft



9 Chickweed Lane



Rip Haywire



Thimble Theater (September 15, 1936)



Out Our Way (February 15-17, 1934)







Toonerville Folks (August 18-20, 1916)







Dok's Penny-Pinched Duck (February 8, 1913)

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma



amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

I'm still not sure why Jams thinks this is supposed to be a sad backstory for Doc Vargo, or how this is even supposed to own Vargo. Assuming people found out Doc Vargo was wrong about the Yeti and that he actually lost his leg to juvenile diabetes, chances are they'd feel sympathetic or think he's a huge inspiration.


How do you even forget your own company? And buying a bunch of copyrights and just sitting on them is extremely lovely. Harmony Gold just did the same thing where they extended their stranglehold on Macross just so they could keep doing nothing with it.

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Oct. 02, 1937)



This lucky man merely gets tied up.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Fort Knox

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Panel 4 of that Val comic is divine

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
Barnaby (July 17-July 18, 1942)


Dykes to Watch Out For


Sam's Strip (January 18-January 20, 1962)

Hey! It's my friend and yours, Mandrake the Magician!

Pogo (November 8-November 10, 1948)

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


In today's Corto Maltese: Corto learns that Lil has the stronger hand; and invokes the spirit of Kipling (thankfully only the poetic side) too, or Corto got shot down before he even took off, or Corto cares not for such puny things as a 'fourth wall'





So ends Corto's adventures in Siberia! I really enjoy this one because of the setting as well as the clash between different sides, ideologies and worlds - it makes for a wonderfully dramatic smorgasbord. Join us next time, won't you? When Corto takes a wee sojourner back to a place he's visited before, in... The Fable of Venice!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Fingerpori, or a Lingual Tragedy in Three Acts


1.
"Jumala loi ensin miehen, sitten naisen."
"God first created a man, then woman."
2.
"..."
3.
"Nai sen miehen?"
"Married the man?"
"Minä tästä lähdenkin.
"I'll be leaving now."

nainen = woman, naisen = woman in accusative (target of action ie. creation)
nai sen = married it / alternatively hosed it

So the second meaning of the first sentence in full is "God first created a man, then married/hosed it".

Thank you for listening!

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales



Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake

Both options seem as likely.

1997 Viivi & Wagner

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