Comic Strips 2020: Sumpin Arful

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; No thanks to Lizzo..

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Oct. 23, 1937)

I like Sir Gawain's 'light-hearted' signals :kimchi:

# ? Feb 18, 2020 22:50

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# ? Feb 10, 2025 10:47

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Nekonaughey

Bogor 1975

# ? Feb 18, 2020 22:54

Zereth: Jul 8, 2003

Darthemed posted:

Dick

I'm starting to think the Chief may not be suitably qualified for his post.

So you say this man works as a :airquote:

"Fence"

whatever that is?

# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:05

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Nerdtail

Get Fuzzy 2/17/00

# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:12

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Oct. 23, 1937)

Hal Foster's lettering is so pristine.

# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:14

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Selachian posted:

Nerdtail

this better be what literally happens to lunker

# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:14

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Raskolnikov38 posted:

this better be what literally happens to lunker

Lunker's job here done.

Time to return to Lunker's home planet.

# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:18

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Star Wars wins with the power of friendship

Editor's note: I don't have the Return of Ben Kenobi

# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:47

amigolupus: Aug 25, 2017

Kennel posted:

So rather than making space, these two just flanked her like a couple of creeps.

Kennel posted:

Ahh yes, kids could totally get lost in these tunnels that these three needed a helicopter to get to.

# ? Feb 19, 2020 01:14

Angular Cyrus: May 29, 2007; everything is so much harder than it looks

King Aroo 9/29/53

They'll Do It Every Time 9/12/46

Mopsy 9/22/42

# ? Feb 19, 2020 01:27

Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

amigolupus posted:

So rather than making space, these two just flanked her like a couple of creeps.

They cannot make space, on account of they are so large.

# ? Feb 19, 2020 01:29

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Angular Cyrus posted:

Mopsy 9/22/42

Gladys...

...please rise from your grave and draw Compu-Toon

# ? Feb 19, 2020 01:33

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Sally Forth

Skippy (September 27-28, 1932)

Peanuts (February 19-20, 1973)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

9 Chickweed Lane

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (September 17-18, 1936)

Out Our Way (February 22-24, 1934)

# ? Feb 19, 2020 02:26

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

That Popeye is spooky but what the gently caress is going on in 9CL

# ? Feb 19, 2020 02:33

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

1. The font made me think he was saying Rhinoz and I had no idea how you get "riding home with the owner" from that.
2. Oh, it's RHWO. But... does that mean Batiuk thinks Uber is pronounced letter by letter?

# ? Feb 19, 2020 02:36

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

riderchop posted:

That Popeye is spooky but what the gently caress is going on in 9CL

That is Ghulk. Gay Hulk. her ex roommate who has hosed women before (but is not bisexual) because he was in love with their dancing.

# ? Feb 19, 2020 02:37

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

oh! for some reason i forgot brooke liked flirting with cuckoldry.

# ? Feb 19, 2020 02:40

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma

# ? Feb 19, 2020 02:51

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean

Ha ha! Topical jokes about workplace sexual abuse!

EasyEW posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

Ha ha! Lighthearted hypocrisy from the woman who was adamantly against another woman kissing her husband for luck! (But Seth is gay, so clearly it's alright. Reading this comic is bad for my health)

# ? Feb 19, 2020 03:02

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Why is Edda making out with Gulk?

# ? Feb 19, 2020 03:02

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

RandomPauI posted:

Why is Edda making out with Gulk?

Because Brooke McEldowney is the loving worst.

# ? Feb 19, 2020 03:03

catlord: Mar 22, 2009; What's on your mind, Axa?

EasyEW posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

Ah, I see we've looped back around to this fetish.

Edit: gently caress, this probably means we'll be getting a Nazi Grandma arc soon.

# ? Feb 19, 2020 03:18

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

RandomPauI posted:

Why is Edda making out with Gulk?

Hey, I always greet my gay best friend with an open-mouth kiss and regale him with tales of the sexual fantasies I have about him. I don't know what your problem is.

Some people don't deserve happiness or love.

Like Gunther. And Team Evans.

# ? Feb 19, 2020 03:22

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

The Lockhorns

Brewster Rockit Space Guy

On The Fastrack

Safe Havens

Kevin & Kell

Mother Goose & Grimm

Hagar The Horrible

Sherman's Lagoon

# ? Feb 19, 2020 03:57

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Holbrook's lioness college storyline is a strong showing for "worst of the week", but there's almost no way to top Gulk.

# ? Feb 19, 2020 04:00

Zereth: Jul 8, 2003

FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell

Ah yes, excellent motivation strategy of "threatening to murder people"

# ? Feb 19, 2020 04:39

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

My Dad is Dracula

Pickles

Zits

# ? Feb 19, 2020 05:07

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; The classical Freudian anal sadistic character in its purest form.

FrumpleOrz posted:

yesss, he's part of the recurring cast now!

# ? Feb 19, 2020 05:15

Tiggum: Oct 23, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Pastry of the Year posted:

a Facebook group that is very much like this thread (and probably has some overlapping participants)

Link?

Poil posted:

It's not like his dad gets to kiss someone he loves.

Sure he does. His wife's business manager. :haw:

goatface posted:

So will the next part of the story be Mark finding some wildlife to talk about in his magazine article, or will he just teleport back home?

There's potential for some nice diversion into the flora and fauna that you CAN find in the Himalayan foothills, some exploration of the encroaching human presence, mountaineering waste and debris, the shrinking glaci-

Oh, he probably doesn't believe in that.

Or maybe Mark will explain how glaciers just shrink sometimes, it's a perfectly natural cycle and there's nothing we can do about it. :downs:

# ? Feb 19, 2020 05:40

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Discendo Vox posted:

yesss, he's part of the recurring cast now!

I'm a big fan of Hagar.

the other Hagar. it's like Mario and Wario except H upside down is H

# ? Feb 19, 2020 06:19

ukonvasara: Aug 16, 2012; a mixture of gravity and waggery

Zereth posted:

So you say this man works as a "Fence" whatever that is?

All slang terms and nicknames are quarantined in double quotes to keep respectable newspaper comics readers safe from their malign influence.

# ? Feb 19, 2020 06:48

amigolupus: Aug 25, 2017

EasyEW posted:

"I have 'Me Too' on speed dial"? :psyduck:

The way Batiuk loves to use topics while refusing to do any loving research about it really pisses me off.

EasyEW posted:

Christ, how can this keep getting grosser? :barf:

FrumpleOrz posted:

This is supposed to be a professional sports team, but Holbrook keeps writing like this is one of those plucky high school sports movies instead. I don't think pro football teams even have cheerleaders, and they sure as hell don't have rookie players going around threatening them with murder if they don't shape up.

FrumpleOrz posted:

I like Hagar's slight look of interest when Helga mentions there's beefcake in her book. And grumpy viking is back! :allears:

# ? Feb 19, 2020 06:57

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Is this 9cL and the lasts 9cl storyline a dry run for a spouse swapping storyline?

# ? Feb 19, 2020 07:03

ukonvasara: Aug 16, 2012; a mixture of gravity and waggery

amigolupus posted:

I don't think pro football teams even have cheerleaders

oh, they absolutely do. and they have abysmal working conditions!

# ? Feb 19, 2020 07:08

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Daddy Daze

Take It From the Tinkersons

Dark Side of the Horse

Fort Knox

# ? Feb 19, 2020 07:20

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

In today's Corto Maltese: Oh good. Gnostics. I'm sure this won't get real tediously theoretical REAL fast..., or But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is th- wait, wait. Wrong city, or Well, I suppose if you're not going to be walking anywhere, you might as well wear high heels...