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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
Docks




Zip


Rip


Retail




Dick

:canada:

Duck

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Nenonen posted:

"How do I express my disdain for DMV workers when my editor doesn't allow fangs??

...I know, I'll draw her a non-existent forehead! I'm a genius!"

DMV jokes are the hackiest jokes in existence, and I have never gotten them, at all. Every time I've been to the DMV, it's been fine. No more worse then the dentist or a doctor's office.

It's like making fun of airline food, or ATMs.
"What's the deal with airline food? :haw:"
"It's crackers and cookies, that's it."

"And these ATMs, I don't get them! Why do drive up ATMs have those Braille pads, are their blind people driving?! Someone explain this to me!:hawaaaafap:"
"Well, blind people can sit in the back seat and have someone drive then to the ATM."

It's like, these aren't jokes! They're banal statements!

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

Moomin on the YEAH gently caress HIM UP

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
Post office jokes drive me up the wall. The USPS is a drat miracle if you think about it for even a second and every person I've ever encountered working the desk is polite and helpful.

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

BigDave posted:

DMV jokes are the hackiest jokes in existence, and I have never gotten them, at all. Every time I've been to the DMV, it's been fine. No more worse then the dentist or a doctor's office.

It's like making fun of airline food, or ATMs.
"What's the deal with airline food? :haw:"
"It's crackers and cookies, that's it."

"And these ATMs, I don't get them! Why do drive up ATMs have those Braille pads, are their blind people driving?! Someone explain this to me!:hawaaaafap:"
"Well, blind people can sit in the back seat and have someone drive then to the ATM."

It's like, these aren't jokes! They're banal statements!

When comedians start from a false premise

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Huxley posted:

Post office jokes drive me up the wall. The USPS is a drat miracle if you think about it for even a second and every person I've ever encountered working the desk is polite and helpful.

Yes! I've had a PO box for years, and I like the post office! They really have their poo poo together, it's a good institution!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Huxley posted:

Post office jokes drive me up the wall. The USPS is a drat miracle if you think about it for even a second and every person I've ever encountered working the desk is polite and helpful.

I've definitely seen more than a few extremely grumpy people at the post office and at various DMVs, but it's probably because they're at the end of a long shift dealing with loving rear end in a top hat Ed Kudlicks all day

Zereth
Jul 8, 2003



Huxley posted:

It's funny because millennials are turning 40 and currently make up 50% of the workforce.
The youngest are 24 this year, that kid is very much not a millennial

BigDave posted:

DMV jokes are the hackiest jokes in existence, and I have never gotten them, at all. Every time I've been to the DMV, it's been fine. No more worse then the dentist or a doctor's office.
you clearly do not live in the san francisco bay area

if you gotta go to the dmv in, say, san jose, better pack a lunch because you are gonna be there a while if you don't have an appointment

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/vonmuren/status/1232002398689865728?s=20

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
Yea the post office is fine from every interaction I've had. FedEx is the only package service I often have a beef with since it feels like they just drop my stuff off at the post office to begin with and take years to get here because they have to go to the main hub for some reason. This often involves driving past me all the way over to another city and then sitting there for like 2 days.

Also I do not get that Fasttrack joke at ALL other than Dethany just being an rear end in a top hat as usual. Also Fort Knox guy is one of those peeps who think millenial just means "kids who are younger than me and so I hate them" it seems.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
The English Lovers Club in the Stonehenge Tracy storyline is really cute. And everything about Moomin, what a savage caning.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Good Listener posted:

Yea the post office is fine from every interaction I've had. FedEx is the only package service I often have a beef with since it feels like they just drop my stuff off at the post office to begin with and take years to get here because they have to go to the main hub for some reason. This often involves driving past me all the way over to another city and then sitting there for like 2 days.

FedEx makes me want to commit murder literally every single time I am forced to deal with them.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Huxley posted:

Post office jokes drive me up the wall. The USPS is a drat miracle if you think about it for even a second and every person I've ever encountered working the desk is polite and helpful.

I should go post this in the Boomer thread but my stepmother likes to mail my wife and I stuff sometimes. It's very sweet, the last thing we got was cookies for Valentine's. What drives me up the wall is she uses her own packages, sends it at the cheapest rate, then complains to me that it's not at my door instantly. I keep trying to get her to use the flat-rate priority boxes because they're dirt cheap and get to most places domestically within three days. Like you say, the USPS is a miracle.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
Here's a smallish box. Anything you can shove in there, we'll put on the other side of the country in 3 days. Costs $8.

How do we keep costs low? We are legally prohibited from turning a profit.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Usually the flat rate boxes are cheaper too, from my experience.

Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



F Minus



Mark Trail



"Why just last week the McGillicuddy boy died in a sad tale of seeking online fame."

Mary Worth



Mary probably one day said she kind of liked purple and now everyone gives her purple poo poo.

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Vargo you'd better strap the gently caress in cause I think this guy's about to lay some major :iceburn: on you!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



I was going to joke about a pro wrestler (not) being afraid of his opponents, but being in the same ring with 80s/90s Road Warriors or Steiners would have been loving terrifying.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Kennel posted:

I was going to joke about a pro wrestler (not) being afraid of his opponents, but being in the same ring with 80s/90s Road Warriors or Steiners would have been loving terrifying.
And even though it's kayfabe, you can get genuinely hurt. It's hardly like boxing where you're walking away from that with a tbi without fail, but I can see it requiring a lot of professional trust in your 'opponent' to know what the gently caress they're doing.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

"A man died afraid and alone while I did nothing to save him. Now let me tell everyone I know how much he sucked." - Mark Trail, the hero for some reason.

Not a Duck
Mar 17, 2009

I'm not a duck.

Johnny Walker posted:


Rex Morgan MD




I'm keeping my fingers crossed we're going to get a scene of Tildy and Andrzej passed out on the couch together surrounded by empty bottles of vintage, discontinued sodas.

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!

i'm the tiny floating rich boy




oh no i've done this,

i am become Boyce


ah gently caress it this'll be the comics post too

Garfield



Heathcliff



Overboard



Monty

riderchop fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Feb 25, 2020

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Weird Heathcliff

Zereth
Jul 8, 2003



riderchop posted:

Heathcliff


Heathcliff looking weird and more coherent than usual

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I like Garfcliff better than Heathfield imho

Not a Duck
Mar 17, 2009

I'm not a duck.
I feel compelled to share the latest Blondie strip since I'm a sucker for crossovers.


Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
I am a child.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

James Allen: wants you to know how Super Not Mad he is

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Peking Duck posted:

I feel compelled to share the latest Blondie strip since I'm a sucker for crossovers.



I definitely get the feeling the other writers wrote the dialogue for their characters, lmao.

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
drat i really like today's Heathcliff too, sorry about that

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

I looked it up because I didn't think there would be a second third person dumb enough to try that one... but hey, at least he didn't float into the approach lanes for an airport. Also dissapointed that the judge didn't know about Lawnchair Larry or the Mythbusters episode about him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC-Km7aUjgc

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

fondue posted:

That was abrupt. I was hoping to find out what happens with Lunker.

I like to imagine he's just there in the back room when the Dollar Admiral opens and they reluctantly hire him because it's easier than turning him away.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johannes_Gezelius_the_elder



Magnus (Maunu) Tavast was the bishop of Turku 1412-1450 (no English wiki page) https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_II_Tavast

Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

Transmodiar posted:

Modesty Blaise


Ah, my two of my favorite Modesty Blaise characters; the criminals who are smart enough to know not to try and kill Modesty and Willie, and the criminals who are stupid/suicidal enough to try and do so.

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 8, 2016

by Reene
Bloom County
March 28th & 30th, 1981

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

quote:

In today's comic: a motoring masterclass courtesy of Miss Mildred Haversham. What a morning I had drawing all those cars. What... a morning.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmao Jack's boobface

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

The Bloop posted:

lmao Jack's boobface

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Classic Cat 3-7-17



Bogor 1975


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