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Nenonen posted:"How do I express my disdain for DMV workers when my editor doesn't allow fangs?? DMV jokes are the hackiest jokes in existence, and I have never gotten them, at all. Every time I've been to the DMV, it's been fine. No more worse then the dentist or a doctor's office. It's like making fun of airline food, or ATMs. "What's the deal with airline food? ![]() "It's crackers and cookies, that's it." "And these ATMs, I don't get them! Why do drive up ATMs have those Braille pads, are their blind people driving?! Someone explain this to me! ![]() "Well, blind people can sit in the back seat and have someone drive then to the ATM." It's like, these aren't jokes! They're banal statements!
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Moomin on the YEAH gently caress HIM UP![]()
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Post office jokes drive me up the wall. The USPS is a drat miracle if you think about it for even a second and every person I've ever encountered working the desk is polite and helpful.
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BigDave posted:DMV jokes are the hackiest jokes in existence, and I have never gotten them, at all. Every time I've been to the DMV, it's been fine. No more worse then the dentist or a doctor's office. When comedians start from a false premise
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Huxley posted:Post office jokes drive me up the wall. The USPS is a drat miracle if you think about it for even a second and every person I've ever encountered working the desk is polite and helpful. Yes! I've had a PO box for years, and I like the post office! They really have their poo poo together, it's a good institution!
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Huxley posted:Post office jokes drive me up the wall. The USPS is a drat miracle if you think about it for even a second and every person I've ever encountered working the desk is polite and helpful. I've definitely seen more than a few extremely grumpy people at the post office and at various DMVs, but it's probably because they're at the end of a long shift dealing with loving rear end in a top hat Ed Kudlicks all day
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Huxley posted:It's funny because millennials are turning 40 and currently make up 50% of the workforce. BigDave posted:DMV jokes are the hackiest jokes in existence, and I have never gotten them, at all. Every time I've been to the DMV, it's been fine. No more worse then the dentist or a doctor's office. if you gotta go to the dmv in, say, san jose, better pack a lunch because you are gonna be there a while if you don't have an appointment
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https://twitter.com/vonmuren/status/1232002398689865728?s=20
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Yea the post office is fine from every interaction I've had. FedEx is the only package service I often have a beef with since it feels like they just drop my stuff off at the post office to begin with and take years to get here because they have to go to the main hub for some reason. This often involves driving past me all the way over to another city and then sitting there for like 2 days. Also I do not get that Fasttrack joke at ALL other than Dethany just being an rear end in a top hat as usual. Also Fort Knox guy is one of those peeps who think millenial just means "kids who are younger than me and so I hate them" it seems.
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The English Lovers Club in the Stonehenge Tracy storyline is really cute. And everything about Moomin, what a savage caning.
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Good Listener posted:Yea the post office is fine from every interaction I've had. FedEx is the only package service I often have a beef with since it feels like they just drop my stuff off at the post office to begin with and take years to get here because they have to go to the main hub for some reason. This often involves driving past me all the way over to another city and then sitting there for like 2 days. FedEx makes me want to commit murder literally every single time I am forced to deal with them.
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Huxley posted:Post office jokes drive me up the wall. The USPS is a drat miracle if you think about it for even a second and every person I've ever encountered working the desk is polite and helpful. I should go post this in the Boomer thread but my stepmother likes to mail my wife and I stuff sometimes. It's very sweet, the last thing we got was cookies for Valentine's. What drives me up the wall is she uses her own packages, sends it at the cheapest rate, then complains to me that it's not at my door instantly. I keep trying to get her to use the flat-rate priority boxes because they're dirt cheap and get to most places domestically within three days. Like you say, the USPS is a miracle.
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Here's a smallish box. Anything you can shove in there, we'll put on the other side of the country in 3 days. Costs $8. How do we keep costs low? We are legally prohibited from turning a profit.
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Usually the flat rate boxes are cheaper too, from my experience. Family Circus ![]() Rose is Rose ![]() One Big Happy ![]() Foob ![]() Compu-Toon ![]() Bizarro ![]()
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F Minus![]() Mark Trail ![]() "Why just last week the McGillicuddy boy died in a sad tale of seeking online fame." Mary Worth ![]() Mary probably one day said she kind of liked purple and now everyone gives her purple poo poo. The Phantom ![]() Pooch Cafe ![]() Rex Morgan MD ![]() Andertoons ![]() Apartment 3-G ![]()
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Johnny Walker posted:Mark Trail ![]()
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Johnny Walker posted:Rex Morgan MD I was going to joke about a pro wrestler (not) being afraid of his opponents, but being in the same ring with 80s/90s Road Warriors or Steiners would have been loving terrifying.
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Kennel posted:I was going to joke about a pro wrestler (not) being afraid of his opponents, but being in the same ring with 80s/90s Road Warriors or Steiners would have been loving terrifying.
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"A man died afraid and alone while I did nothing to save him. Now let me tell everyone I know how much he sucked." - Mark Trail, the hero for some reason.
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Johnny Walker posted:
I'm keeping my fingers crossed we're going to get a scene of Tildy and Andrzej passed out on the couch together surrounded by empty bottles of vintage, discontinued sodas.
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SubNat posted:Moomin i'm the tiny floating rich boy ![]() Manuel Calavera posted:Compu-Toon oh no i've done this, i am become Boyce ah gently caress it this'll be the comics post too Garfield ![]() Heathcliff ![]() Overboard ![]() Monty ![]() riderchop fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Feb 25, 2020 |
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Weird Heathcliff
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riderchop posted:Heathcliff
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I like Garfcliff better than Heathfield imho
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I feel compelled to share the latest Blondie strip since I'm a sucker for crossovers.![]()
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I am a child.
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James Allen: wants you to know how Super Not Mad he is
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Peking Duck posted:I feel compelled to share the latest Blondie strip since I'm a sucker for crossovers.
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drat i really like today's Heathcliff too, sorry about that![]()
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I looked it up because I didn't think there would be a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC-Km7aUjgc
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fondue posted:That was abrupt. I was hoping to find out what happens with Lunker. I like to imagine he's just there in the back room when the Dollar Admiral opens and they reluctantly hire him because it's easier than turning him away.
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Surgeon's Tales![]() https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johannes_Gezelius_the_elder ![]() Magnus (Maunu) Tavast was the bishop of Turku 1412-1450 (no English wiki page) https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_II_Tavast Nancy ![]() ![]() Dustin ![]() Mandrake ![]()
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Transmodiar posted:Modesty Blaise Ah, my two of my favorite Modesty Blaise characters; the criminals who are smart enough to know not to try and kill Modesty and Willie, and the criminals who are stupid/suicidal enough to try and do so.
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Bloom County March 28th & 30th, 1981 ![]() ![]()
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Bad Machinery![]() quote:In today's comic: a motoring masterclass courtesy of Miss Mildred Haversham. What a morning I had drawing all those cars. What... a morning.
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lmao Jack's boobface
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The Bloop posted:lmao Jack's boobface
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Classic Cat 3-7-17![]() Bogor 1975 ![]() ![]()
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