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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Supposedly About Sports > NASCAR 2020: The Excitement is Becoming Contagious
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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


 Guess all those thoughts and prayers 🙏 worked

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CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

 NASCAR 2020: Denny Hamlin wins his 3rd Daytona 500. Please respect the NASCAR threads privacy during this difficult time.

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WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

 In celebration of the positive news with Ryan Newman, here is a Good and Cool photo of Dale Earnhardt.
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Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014
Lardroom

kidcoelacanth posted:

daughters strategically placed to hide cool new robot legs

Daughters are actually going to carry him around from now on like that Martin Short character in Arrested Development.

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

tater_salad posted:

Guess all those thoughts and prayers 🙏 worked
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Banzai 3
May 8, 2007
I'm only here for the weekly 24 bitchfest.


Pillbug

 https://twitter.com/roushfenway/sta...8091078656?s=21

Absolutely unreal.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038

Big Huski Boi posted:

How
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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Banzai 3 posted:

https://twitter.com/roushfenway/sta...8091078656?s=21

Absolutely unreal.

awesome.

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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

YOU'RE WELCOME

He needs to buy every welder and fabricator on that team whatever the gently caress they want in life.

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CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Banzai 3 posted:

https://twitter.com/roushfenway/sta...8091078656?s=21

Absolutely unreal.
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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007

Big Huski Boi posted:

How
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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16

Banzai 3 posted:

https://twitter.com/roushfenway/sta...8091078656?s=21

Absolutely unreal.

I'm speechless.

Supposedly, his (ex-)wife took that photo.

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spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba

Fun Shoe

 Looks like someone stole his shoes while he was in there

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your friend wicka
Jun 28, 2007

Huski Chocolate is a lifestyle, not only a product. It's about adventure & expedition. Living life to the fullest. It's a perfect recovery drink after training, because of the healthy carbohydrate and protein content, easy to digest and perfect for replenishing tired muscles.

Banzai 3 posted:

https://twitter.com/roushfenway/sta...8091078656?s=21

Absolutely unreal.

Nah, that's a soundstage.

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CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

 That man just won every lottery ever

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

spanky69 posted:

Looks like someone stole his shoes while he was in there

once you been in florida long enough you just stop wearing shoes.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick



Nap Ghost

Banzai 3 posted:

https://twitter.com/roushfenway/sta...8091078656?s=21

Absolutely unreal.

loving hell I'm so happy for him.

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ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.



Fallen Rib

Big Huski Boi posted:

How
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WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

spanky69 posted:

Looks like someone stole his shoes while he was in there
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IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003

WindyMan posted:



You absolute legend.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038

WindyMan posted:
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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

 I can't believe he walked out of the hospital less than 48 hours after that wreck.

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hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

WindyMan posted:
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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




 Chastain subbing at Vegas.

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Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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 Chastain in my campaign lemme do the drat thing

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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

Banzai 3 posted:

https://twitter.com/roushfenway/sta...8091078656?s=21

Absolutely unreal.

lmao

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SwampYankee
Mar 7, 2007

By the grace of God and 600 horsepower

 Now that we know Newman is ok, can we talk about Blaney's drive on that last lap? It looked like the whole way through 3 and 4 when Hamlin was pushing he was out of shape, and even his dive to the bottom coming to the line looked like he got turned sideways and just rode it out.

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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

 Wow that literally made my morning.

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Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.


 Cynical tin foil hat me says Newman cryptic hospital saga and news blackout was a PR stunt. Real me is happy to see those two daughters walking out of the hospital with a dad still.

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Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





 When Newman is involved I'm always this close to making conspiracy theory jokes, but real talk I'm glad to see him walking out the door of that hospital.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008




Toilet Rascal

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16




 Blaney said the other night he got to the point where he realized he wasn't winning the race and his goal was to try and push Newman across the line so a Ford would win over a Toyota.

Elephanthead posted:



So his hospitalization was due to oxygen deprivation?

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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

YOU'RE WELCOME

CBJSprague24 posted:

Blaney said the other night he got to the point where he realized he wasn't winning the race and his goal was to try and push Newman across the line so a Ford would win over a Toyota.


So his hospitalization was due to oxygen deprivation?

He also said that point was when newman flew down on the block. Which then caused the wreck.

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mischief
Jun 3, 2003

WindyMan posted:
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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




 important news

https://twitter.com/JennaFryer/stat...940459964387329

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick



Nap Ghost

kidcoelacanth posted:

important news

https://twitter.com/JennaFryer/stat...940459964387329

this family line should not continue

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014



 Ace Dillon sounds like generic gruff dude in a bad action movie or budget FPS.

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SwampYankee
Mar 7, 2007

By the grace of God and 600 horsepower

 More important news: Ken Schrader is driving in a school bus figure 8 race on his 65th birthday

https://speedsport.com/racing-natio...at-toledo-oval/

Is there anyone more awesome than Schrader?

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

SwampYankee posted:

Is there anyone more awesome than Schrader?

No, some may be equally as awesome but more awesome? no way.

I want to read his book but it's been out of print forever and I don't want to read it 300 bucks or so bad. scratch that, amazon has used copies of it now and got it for 3 bucks. It's been ages since I last looked.

big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Feb 21, 2020

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16

kidcoelacanth posted:

important news

https://twitter.com/JennaFryer/stat...940459964387329

Speaking of oxygen deprivation in NASCAR...

# ? Feb 21, 2020 20:58
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