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David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

WarMECH posted:

Action figures of the main characters is dumb baby poo poo for babies.

Give me a 1/12 scale 3rd Stage Guild Navigator floating in a tank of spice gas to mount over my fireplace or a life-sized Little Maker I can drown in the bathtub to make my own Water of Life.

Games Workshop has you covered there.

# ? Sep 24, 2020 14:04

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# ? Jun 26, 2022 11:29

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

steinrokkan posted:

This movie sucks, it doesn't even come with a bunch of ugly, overpriced plastic garbage I can jack off on in my basement.

How many points of articulation do you need for that?

# ? Sep 24, 2020 17:00

Xealot: Nov 25, 2002; Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

WarMECH posted:

...or a life-sized Little Maker I can drown in the bathtub to make my own Water of Life.

You could probably accomplish something similar by purchasing 50 tabs of LSD off the dark web, then drowning a pet python in your bathtub just as the tabs hit.

# ? Sep 24, 2020 19:10

Tighclops: Jan 23, 2008; Unable to deal with it; Grimey Drawer

If they don't start selling jars of slightly discolored sand branded with the movie logo then I don't even

# ? Sep 24, 2020 20:35

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

davidspackage posted:

How many points of articulation do you need for that?

More than you'd think.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 03:40

well why not: Feb 9, 2009

clearly a DUNC branded worm farm is necessary

# ? Sep 25, 2020 04:08

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

You will get a funko pop and like it

# ? Sep 25, 2020 10:32

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

binders full of fremen

# ? Sep 25, 2020 14:10

Neo Rasa: Mar 8, 2007; Everyone should play DUKE games.

Life size ultra-realistic bust of Jason Mamoa's Duncan to go with the Aquaman one.

https://io9.gizmodo.com/did-you-ever-want-to-hug-the-disembodied-torso-of-jason-1844729133

# ? Sep 25, 2020 14:20

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Tighclops posted:

If they don't start selling jars of slightly discolored sand branded with the movie logo then I don't even

This is an interesting thought.

In the early 80s, one could purchase little jars of ash from the Mt. Saint Helens eruption. Almost every kid in grade school had one. I wonder if someday earthlings will have little jars of Moon dust, or Mars soil, in their cubicles.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 14:29

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

GORDON posted:

This is an interesting thought.

In the early 80s, one could purchase little jars of ash from the Mt. Saint Helens eruption. Almost every kid in grade school had one. I wonder if someday earthlings will have little jars of Moon dust, or Mars soil, in their cubicles.

Mt Saint Helen's ash? Pfft.

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# ? Sep 25, 2020 14:32

TerminalSaint: Apr 20, 2007; Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

Tighclops posted:

If they don't start selling jars of slightly discolored sand branded with the movie logo then I don't even

A licensing deal with McCormick for Dune branded cinnamon.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:06

Neo Rasa: Mar 8, 2007; Everyone should play DUKE games.

TerminalSaint posted:

A licensing deal with McCormick for Dune branded cinnamon.

Still can't believe Foldgers isn't all over this, plus it's close enough to release they could have Pumpkin SPICE Coffee for maximum synergy.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:07

TerminalSaint: Apr 20, 2007; Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

Craft spice beer.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:17

TerminalSaint: Apr 20, 2007; Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

Duncan Idaho potatoes.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:20

moths: Aug 25, 2004; I would also still appreciate some danger.

Pumpkin Spice Melatte

# ? Sep 25, 2020 16:23

Ingmar terdman: Jul 24, 2006

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:02

TerminalSaint: Apr 20, 2007; Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

I'm on my phone so you'll just have to imagine that I photoshopped the worm mouth from the trailer onto a fleshlight.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 17:19

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Ingmar terdman posted:

Kull Wahad.

You don't beer bong the water of life, you male.

# ? Sep 26, 2020 19:03

Grandpa Palpatine: Dec 13, 2019; Can't post for 29 days!

# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:22

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

Technically he inherited the planet through nepotism.

# ? Sep 27, 2020 19:51

Hodgepodge: Jan 29, 2006

David D. Davidson posted:

Technically he inherited the planet through nepotism.

all that was set to get him was a shallow grave in the desert

# ? Sep 27, 2020 20:07

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

WarMECH posted:

Action figures of the main characters is dumb baby poo poo for babies.

Give me a 1/12 scale 3rd Stage Guild Navigator floating in a tank of spice gas to mount over my fireplace or a life-sized Little Maker I can drown in the bathtub to make my own Water of Life.

Give me a 1/12 scale Sandworm.

# ? Sep 27, 2020 20:55

font color sea: Jan 23, 2017; Expelliarmus!

Life size Sandworms only!

# ? Oct 5, 2020 10:11

Neo Rasa: Mar 8, 2007; Everyone should play DUKE games.

font color sea posted:

Life size Sandworms only!

Gore Verbinski's Dune would have been something

# ? Oct 5, 2020 14:48

feedmyleg: Dec 25, 2004; EVERY FAIRY TALE NEEDS ITS HERO.

One year delay.

# ? Oct 5, 2020 19:05

Nightmare Cinema: Apr 4, 2020; No.

feedmyleg posted:

One year delay.

That hurts. That really loving hurts.

I mean I get it, but... ow.

# ? Oct 5, 2020 19:09

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

feedmyleg posted:

One year delay.

Oh cool, next year�s birthday present for me. :gbsmith:

# ? Oct 5, 2020 19:16

Necrothatcher: Mar 26, 2005

gently caress

# ? Oct 5, 2020 19:21

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009; Plague Champion

feedmyleg posted:

One year delay.

good, hopefully that means we can see it on the big screen as it should be seen without having to haz mat suite it up

# ? Oct 5, 2020 19:33

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Sad, but understandable. At least I'll hopefully be able to see it on the big screen.

# ? Oct 5, 2020 19:34

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

bawfuls posted:

good, hopefully that means we can see it on the big screen as it should be seen without having to stillsuit it up

# ? Oct 5, 2020 19:39

moths: Aug 25, 2004; I would also still appreciate some danger.

Oh no. I hope this won't mess up the second movie.

# ? Oct 5, 2020 19:46

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

I'm down with this if it means a good box office and we get Part 2

if they delay it ten months and then cancel DUNC 2 I'll be loving pissed though

# ? Oct 5, 2020 19:50

Judakel: Jul 29, 2004; Can't post for 4073 days!

FBS posted:

I'm down with this if it means a good box office and we get Part 2

if they delay it ten months and then cancel DUNC 2 I'll be loving pissed though

I don't believe theaters will survive that long. This holiday season dry-spell is going to kill them. Absolutely. And they won't get bailed out either. Or at least, nothing looks like congress will bail them out. Airlines get bailouts. Entertainment doesn't.

# ? Oct 5, 2020 19:53