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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Gonk

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



gonk

a big fat bunny
Oct 4, 2002







Gonk

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Gonk.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Y'all should play Star Wars Squadrons for some full frontal shuffling and gonking.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



i will only play Star Wars games that let me play as a gonk

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Ror posted:

i will only play Star Wars games that let me play as a gonk

There’s a Gonk droid and if you click on it, it Gonks. I did this several times.

Also, Rebel pilots can have a mini Gonk figure in their cockpits. It’s entire description text is “Gonk. Gonk. Gonk.” This once again proves their fighters are superior.

Gonk.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



fartknocker posted:

There’s a Gonk droid and if you click on it, it Gonks. I did this several times.

Also, Rebel pilots can have a mini Gonk figure in their cockpits. It’s entire description text is “Gonk. Gonk. Gonk.” This once again proves their fighters are superior.

Gonk.

oh drat, Gonk

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

low vis




fartknocker posted:

There’s a Gonk droid and if you click on it, it Gonks. I did this several times.

Also, Rebel pilots can have a mini Gonk figure in their cockpits. It’s entire description text is “Gonk. Gonk. Gonk.” This once again proves their fighters are superior.

Gonk.

How many hours of your life and/or real actual dollars do you have to sacrifice to EA in order to get it?

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race



Chonk. poo poo. I mean Gonk.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

low vis




Cronk

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




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nine-gear crow posted:

How many hours of your life and/or real actual dollars do you have to sacrifice to EA in order to get it?

Zero real money, maybe a handful of multiplayer matches to get the in game cosmetic currency. I think it can even be the first thing you unlock after one match or doing the training mission vs AI.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Brute Squad posted:

Chonk. poo poo. I mean Gonk.

That was a close one.

ThingOne
Jul 30, 2011



Would you like some tofu?




Gork

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



GONK

GONK

LET IT ALL OUT

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race



Pennywise the Frown posted:

That was a close one.

fat bear week is encroaching on my gonk.

i got it.

fat droid week.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Ror posted:

GONK

GONK

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE GONKS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Blue Man Gonk?

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007



Is this where I go to say 'gonk'?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



Nix Panicus posted:

Is this where I go to say 'gonk'?

look into your heart

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

low vis




nine-gear crow posted:

Cronk

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Yes, hello, mods. I would like to take issue with this one.

Cronk is just Gonk with incredibly poor kerning.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Look I'm sorry but somebody took your G and clearly filed the serial number. This isn't our first day on the squad sand-blasting all of the crucial parts of the letter G off, specifically the - part, is as by the book a takedown as you can get!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

nine-gear crow posted:

Yes, hello, mods. I would like to take issue with this one.

Cronk is just Gonk with incredibly poor kerning.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



I have nipples, Gonk, could you milk me?

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Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Animal-Mother posted:

Blue Man Gonk?

Blue Droid Gonk.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Kesper North posted:

Blue Droid Gonk.

Blue Milk Gonk

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


I was playing Squadrons last night and in the hangar bay I heard an overhead announcement that said "Advisory: even if you can't understand gonk droids, they can understand you. Interact accordingly." and got a big laugh out of it.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Gotta *gonk*

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race



toss a cred to your gonk droid, oh planet of plenty

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Gonk has been with us every month of this terrible 2020. Gonk is a rock in uncertain times.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

Brush your teeth.


reignofevil posted:

Gonk has been with us every month of this terrible 2020. Gonk is a rock in uncertain times.

Gonk.

a big fat bunny
Oct 4, 2002





reignofevil posted:

Gonk has been with us every month of this terrible 2020. Gonk is a rock in uncertain times.

i greatly regret finding this thread so late. :negative:

Gonk, friends. Gonk.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





I Gonk Spock.

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!




https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1314027757538545667

This seems relevant.

Banjo Bones
Mar 28, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMjxbCotXNE

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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

Brush your teeth.



Reported

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

bromplicated posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMjxbCotXNE

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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race



History channel's Gonkings is a fun and educational show. I really like Ragnar Lodgonk.

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