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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



gonk

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

G O N K
O
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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



If only I had the skills, I would make a version of Scatman John's 1995 smash hit "Scatman", but it would be Gonkman, and all of the scatting would be replaced with the Gonk sound, not autotuned or anything. But I don't, so... Just pretend I did that.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Some Goon posted:

If only I had the skills, I would make a version of Scatman John's 1995 smash hit "Scatman", but it would be Gonkman, and all of the scatting would be replaced with the Gonk sound, not autotuned or anything. But I don't, so... Just pretend I did that.

Gonk drat

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?


Gonk

TerminalSaint
Apr 20, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?


Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Gonkish
May 19, 2004



Hello. Hi.

I am your god.

(Gonk.)

Gonkish fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Oct 13, 2020

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

Avatar brought to you by the TG Sanity fund


Hi I like Gonk and he is my friend.

Finally a gang tag that's worth actually having.

FrostyPox
Feb 8, 2012



Gonk.

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 13, 2006

Groovy!



Gonk !!!

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


that this thread hasn't gone gold is a gonkdamned travesty!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



I don't want this thread to die but at the end of its life I hope it is gonkmined

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race



Sally posted:

that this thread hasn't gone gold is a gonkdamned travesty!

then where will we gonk?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


you can gonk in a gold thread!

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.




Dinosaur Gum

Gonking in a gonk thread.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

I guess I didn't rate it yet. My vote pushed it into gold.

2 people voted less than 5. <:mad:>

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I guess I didn't rate it yet. My vote pushed it into gold.

2 people voted less than 5. <:mad:>

What the gonk is wrong with people?

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 13, 2006

Groovy!



Gonk :(

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





Pennywise the Frown posted:

I guess I didn't rate it yet. My vote pushed it into gold.

2 people voted less than 5. <:mad:>

Name and Shame for the Gonk.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

CainFortea posted:

Name and Shame for the Gonk.

It crossed my mind but I don't really want to unleash the gonk mob justice.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


It was me. I did it. It was because there wasn't enough Gonk in the thread.

TerminalSaint
Apr 20, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?


reignofevil posted:

It was me. I did it. It was because there wasn't enough Gonk in the thread.

Gonk you.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Gonk the roof off, we're gonna gonk the roof off the mother sucker
Gonk the roof off the sucker
Gonk the roof off, we're gonna gonk the roof off the mother sucker
Gonk the roof off the sucker
Gonk the roof off, we're gonna gonk the roof off the mother sucker
Gonk the roof off the sucker
Gonk the roof off, we're gonna gonk the roof off the mother sucker
Gonk the roof off the sucker

You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round
You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk

You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round
You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk

We're gonna turn this mother out
We're gonna turn this mother out

You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round
You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round
You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round
You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
(Let us in, we'll turn this mother out)
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
(Let us in, we'll turn this mother out)
We gotta have that gonk

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk

(We're gonna turn this mother out)
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
(We're gonna turn this mother out)
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
(We're gonna turn this mother out)
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
(We're gonna turn this mother out)
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
(Let us in, we'll tear this mother out)
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

Hello! I see you.




Become as gonk

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


we fuckin' did it all

mother gonkin' gonk!!!

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


there's only two gold threads in this subforum... and one of them is gonk...

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.




Dinosaur Gum

Sally posted:

there's only two gold threads in this subforum... and one of them is gonk...

gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Sally posted:

there's only two gold threads in this subforum... and one of them is gonk...

Imagine the Jeremiah Johnson nodding gif, but with a Gonk droid.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race



five golden gonk droids, my friends

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






Brute Squad posted:

five golden gonk droids, my friends

4 R2D2ís
3 3POs
2 sith conspiring
And a lightsaber on the life tree

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




G
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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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WET


rear end


GONK

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!




Gee, ain't I a gonker?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret


Needs to be a Jawa in the background.

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.


Plaster Town Cop

GONK

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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter





I need a vector of this so I can make a shirt.

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