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Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006





shes gonk
shes gonk
shes gonk
shes in my head

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



idk I prefer the weird al version where he changes ‘gonk’ to ‘gonk’

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth; I am a citizen of the world.




гонк

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



冠词

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

GonknogonknogonknoG

TerminalSaint
Apr 20, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?


The Star Wars LEGO advent calendar set for today is a snowgonk.

a big fat bunny
Oct 4, 2002





there is no god, there is only Gonk

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

The Hunt for Red Gonktober.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

Russians don't take a gonk, son, without a plan.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



The empire spent years developing a battery that could work in space. The rebels used a gonk

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

"One minute, she was steady 400 meters off the bow, and the next, she was gone. And for a moment, I thought I heard..."

"Heard what?"

"I thought I heard gonking, sir."

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

"He gets to messing with yah kid, you can always ask him about Gonkeratti."

"Cobb, we don't have time for gonk stories, I was right in the middle of teaching Seaman Beaumont here the intricacies of modern sonar..."

"And I ain't Chief of the Gonk, I'm actually Sheena Queen of the Jungle..."

"Cobb, please..."

"Come on Cobb, tell me."

"Alright, fine, go ahead..."

"You see, Jonsey here is into music into a big way. He sees this boat as his own, private, stereo system. So he's got this piece of Gonkeratti-"

"Gonkanini."

"What?"

"It was Gonkanini."

"Look, this is my story-"

"Then tell it right Cobb. Gonkeratti was a Tenor. Gonkanini was a composer."

"So anyway, he's got this piece out in the water, he's listening to it on his headphones, and he's just happy as a clam. All of a sudden, all gonk breaks loose. There's a whole slew of boats out of San Diego-"

"Including one waaay hell out at Pearl!"

"Including one way the hell out at Pearl, all of a sudden they start hearing..."

"Gonkeratti!"

"Gonkeratti, coming out their asses!"

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

"We can go back! We can still go back! All we have to do is-"

"There will be no going back. Before we set sail, I sent a letter to Admiral Pedoran... In which I announced our intention, to defect."

"In the name of God, why?"

"When he reached the New World, Gonktez burned his feet. As a result, his men were quite motivated."

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Gonk gon' give it to ya

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






Knock knock open up the door it’s real
With the non stop GONK GONK of stainless steel!

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



it’s gonk down for real

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Gonk

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

low vis




TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



cybergonk77 ABY

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.




Dinosaur Gum

I dunno man, it's all GONK to me.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






We’re on an express elevator to GONK, going down!!

a big fat bunny
Oct 4, 2002





new year, same glorious gonk

wankel13b
Jan 23, 2005

quak


R5s blown a motivator, I feel bad for you son; I got 99 problems but a Gonk ain't one

G-O-N-K-G
O-N-K
NIGHT

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

gonk

a big fat bunny
Oct 4, 2002






gonk

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race




gonk

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

low vis




WHO THE gently caress KEEPS GONKING OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

nine-gear crow posted:

WHO THE gently caress KEEPS GONKING OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE

i would imagine that almost every occasion for gonking occurs outside of your house

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



What's the name of that trash can robot from star wars? I love that guy.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

What's the name of that trash can robot from star wars? I love that guy.

That prissy little diva R2-D2?

Showboat. He lacks the quiet dignity of a GNK.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






JethroMcB posted:

That prissy little diva R2-D2?

Showboat. He lacks the quiet dignity of a GNK.

No class, that one. Every word he says gets beeped out. As opposed to our good GONKing buddy, who has but a single line (that he completely nails )

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


nine-gear crow posted:

WHO THE gently caress KEEPS GONKING OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE






































Gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Gonk

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



nine-gear crow posted:

WHO THE gently caress KEEPS GONKING OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE

SHOW YOURSELF COWARD I WILL NEVER NOT GONK

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

Avatar brought to you by the TG Sanity fund


I used to be a GONK like you, until I took a burner in the feet.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

low vis




Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Gonkeroo!

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.


Plaster Town Cop

https://www.reddit.com/r/FavoriteCharacter/comments/l13wzw/final_round_sw_character/

Final Round: SW Character
Star Wars Bracket
1.3k votes

571 - 43.1% - Anakin Skywalker

443 - 33.4% - GONK Droid

312 - 23.5% - Din Djarin / “The Mandalorian”

2 days 11 hours left

do the gonkful.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


gonkspeed, fellow gonks

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






Gonk in the east
Gonk in the west
Gonk wherever you can GONK best

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