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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



gonk

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Gonky-Tonk

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008







Ba-donka-GONK

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Gonk when you drive by Vern Fonk.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

AndyElusive posted:

Gonk when you drive by Vern Fonk.

I understood that gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Gonk in the name of love

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

I see a red gonk and I want to paint it black

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005








I gonked a man in Reno just to watch him die

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Gonk sat alone in the endless dark
Totally soundless except for its "GONK!"
Stars flowed right past Gonk's chips
It totally confused all the passing ships

It's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's in the void
It's Gonk, it's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's the best droid

Gonk lingered last in line for limbs
But the pair it got were no slouch in the gym
Flexy things with cute feet and toes
Is Gonk wearing sandals or what are those?

It's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's in the void
It's Gonk, it's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's the best droid

Gonk was floating lonely and needing a shove
Gonk slipped on a mousedroid and tumbled into love
Gonk spent it's time doing all the spreadsheets
And life flew along at hyperspace speeds

It's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's in the void
It's Gonk, it's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's the best droid

Is this Gonk out of my head?
Oh hell no!
Is this Gonk out of my head?
Oh hell no!
Is this Gonk out of my head?
Oh hell no!

Is this Gonk out of my head?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito

College Slice

Fuzz posted:

It's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's in the void
It's Gonk, it's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's the best droid

Gonk job!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



Kesper North posted:

I see a red gonk and I want to paint it black

this is gonkism my friend, please accept all shades of gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Gonk

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



gonk

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Good evening. I am Walter Gonkite

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

Brush your teeth.


Gonk evening, and dark gonkings

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

I came, I saw, I gonked.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




ask not for whom the droid gonks; it gonks for thee

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

TK-42-1 posted:

ask not for whom the droid gonks; it gonks for thee

Bonus: Read this in a Werner Herzog-like voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82BBA11mp70

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



They shot my dang gonk tag, just to see it die

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






My favorite book? Lord of the GONKs :)

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



gimme da gonkage

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




Ror posted:

gimme da gonkage

I have the gonk. It is my turn to speak.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

I like big gonks and I cannot lie

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Gonk'er? I hardly even...

Well I guess I could gonk'er.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Cease to Hope posted:

They shot my dang gonk tag, just to see it die

Good news we offer regonking services here in the 'fi.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Johnny Silvergonk: "Wake the Gonk up Samurai, we have a city to Gonk"

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


Rob Gonkowski

Cease to Hope posted:

They shot my dang gonk tag, just to see it die

lmao

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

low vis




reignofevil posted:

Good news we offer regonking services here in the 'fi.

Don't you mean "Gonk news"?

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




reignofevil posted:

Good news we offer regonking services here in the 'fi.

yíall are still handing out gonk tags?

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Kesper North posted:

Good evening. I am Walter Gonkite

Good night, and Gonk luck.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




Fuzz posted:

Good night, and Gonk luck.

...I donít recall saying gonk luck.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005








The Big Legonkski

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






Where are the credits, Legonkski?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito

College Slice

That gonk really tied the room together.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




nice mouse droid

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Nothing is gonked here, man!

("Sheev Palpatine's Galactic Achievers")

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




gonk canít watch tho. or he has to pay 100

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Gonk 'em if you got 'em.

TerminalSaint
Apr 20, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?


I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Galactic Imperialism, Gonk, at least it's an ethos.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



Gonk's gonkin', dude.

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