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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


josh04 posted:

100 gonks

five. hundred. gonks.

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


i feel as if i have been standing my entire life and i just gonked

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

five. hundred. gonks.

And I would gonk 500 GONKs
And I would gonk 500 more
Just to be the droid who walks a thousand miles
To gonk down at your door

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Icon Of Sin posted:

And I would gonk 500 GONKs
And I would gonk 500 more
Just to be the droid who walks a thousand miles
To gonk down at your door

Ladies and Gentlemen... the Progonkers!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Cleans up nicely

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



JethroMcB posted:

Cleans up nicely



Gonk is about to kneel down behind that guy so the other stormtrooper can tabletop him. Gonk loves pranks.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



gonk

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




Aren't you a little short for a Jedi?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017



Gonk me by my size, will you?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






My ally is GNK, and a powerful GNK it is.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...



I don't knog who that is

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


That's Gonk Droid.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

reignofevil posted:

That's Gonk Droid.

:hmmyes:

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009



code:


G.                     G.          G
O.                     O.          O 
N.                     N.          N 
K.                     K.          K 



G.         G.          G
O.         O.          O
N.         N.          N
K.         K           K         GONK

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

spatial trait posted:

code:

G.                     G.          G
O.                     O.          O 
N.                     N.          N 
K.                     K.          K 



G.         G.          G
O.         O.          O
N.         N.          N
K.         K           K         GONK


can you play gonkey cong on this

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




You get used to it. I don't even see the droid, I just see gonk, gonkette, gonkhead.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






Kesper North posted:

can you play gonkey cong on this

No, but donkey gonk works!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017



Let it gonk, let it gonk
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it gonk, let it gonk
Gonk away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the gonks rage on
Gonk droids never bothered me anyway

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011

Hail Satan, dude.

I didn't choose the gonk life; the gonk life chose me.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



GONKs come from a can,
They were GONKed there by a man
In a factory downGONK
If I had my little GONK
I'd GONK GONKs every day
Sun-soakin' GONKs in the shade

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017



Ah for just one time
I would gonk the northwest passage
To find the hand of Vader for to serve Trioculus
Tracing one worn line through parsecs so wide and savage
And make the the passage towards far Tattooine

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



I smell gonk and candaay here
Who's that gonking in my chair
Who's that casting devious gonks
In my direction
Mama this surely is a gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Gonk

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?





what the gently caress

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

josh04 posted:

what the gently caress

Gonk.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Gonk.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

I havenít gonked this much in a while. :feelsgood:

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.



Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race



AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007




This needs to be added as an emote, stat.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

AndyElusive posted:

This needs to be added as an emote, stat.

:hmmyes:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017




:mods:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008







RUDE

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




lol, you're too late! I've ingratiated myself with the gonk droids again via a charming emote!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!




torture droid, you rat! how could you give your own gonk the spicy slippers?!

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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




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