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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011

Hail Satan, dude.


wikifeet.com/gonk

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Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est


Rudeboy Detective posted:

wikifeet.com/gonk

wikifeetx.com/gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Meatgrinder posted:

wikifeetx.com/gonk

gonkse.cx

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Appropriate that we should be having this conversation on the page of The Gonk Number.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017



Why did they design gonks to feel pain

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Why did they design gonks to feel pain

So they can also feel love :roboluv:

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



what is gonk but love persevering

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011

Hail Satan, dude.

To gonk is to practice the noble code of chivalry, which is to be balanced only by the equally important code of courtly gonk.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017



Gonk keeps posting about his foot fetish on main

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

fartknocker posted:

So they can also feel love :roboluv:

what's love gonk to do with it, gonk to do with it

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Gonk

AndyElusive fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Sep 3, 2021

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY


we can all tell you gonked around with that message

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017



Kesper North posted:

we can all tell you gonked around with that message

Mods I think I found a style sheet suggestion

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Mods I think I found a style sheet suggestion

This would be gonk-tier :stwoon:

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Why did they design gonks to feel pain

you should look at my post history in this thread

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Cease to Hope posted:

you should look at my post history in this thread

Needs more gonking.

Gonk.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011

Hail Satan, dude.

I'm gonking my hog.

I'm cranking my gonk.

I'm gonking my gonk.

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009



Gonk from Onk. Nanu Nanu.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Gonk

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005








The Droid From G.O.N.K.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011

Hail Satan, dude.

Oi, me n me mates gonna 'ead down to the bottle-o for a bottle of the ol' gonk and a pahk of dahts.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


josh04 posted:

what the gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Gonk

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


g o n k

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






G

O

N

K

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Gonk droids have a million and one uses. Did you know they contain nog?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






They also contain !konG :dadjoke:

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



'Cause I'm a G.N.K, I'm dynamite!
G.N.K, and I'll win the fight!
G.N.K, I'm a power load!
G.N.K, watch me explode!

Napoleon Nelson
Nov 8, 2012




AndyElusive posted:

'Cause I'm a G.N.K, I'm dynamite!
G.N.K, and I'll win the fight!
G.N.K, I'm a power load!
G.N.K, watch me explode!

Industrial Automaton would like to express its strong disapproval of the message in the recent hit song "GNK". Despite the lyrics, our GNK line of droids, commonly and affectionately known as "Gonks", do not explode under normal circumstances of use. Industrial Automaton complies with all Imperial and industry safety standards and ensures all of our Gonks have adequate insulation and circuit breakers to prevent catastrophic explosions. Please feel confident in your use of all GNK products.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




GONK

I could be well moved if I were as you.
If I could pray to move, prayers would move me.
But I am constant as the northern star,
of whose true-fixed and resting quality
there is no fellow in the firmament.

The skies are painted with unnumbered sparks.
They are all fire and every one doth shine,
but there’s but one in all doth hold his place.
So in the world. 'Tis furnished well with men,
and men are flesh and blood, and apprehensive.

Yet in the number I know but one droid
that unassailable holds on his rank,
unshaked of motion. And that I am he.

Let me a little show it even in this:

Gonk.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



beep-boop, I'm totally a gonk

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Cry 'GONK' and let slip the droids of war!

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

He had white horses
And ladies by the score
All dressed in satin
And waiting by the door

Ooh, what a lucky droid he was
Ooh, what a lucky droid he was

White lace and feathers
They made up his bed
A gold covered mattress
On which he was laid

Ooh, what a lucky droid he was
Ooh, what a lucky droid he was

He went to fight wars
For his country and his King
Of his honor and his glory
The people would sing

Ooh, what a lucky droid he was
Ooh, what a lucky droid he was

A blaster had found him
His coolant ran as he cried
No money could save him
So he powered down and he gonked

Ooh, what a lucky droid he was
Ooh, what a lucky droid he was

(Red ball jett organ solo by Max Rebo)

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




Gaze upon my gonk ye mighty and gonk

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

When he saw the breadth of his repair bay he wept, for there were no more worlds to gonker

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Kesper North posted:

When he saw the breadth of his repair bay he wept, for there were no more worlds to gonker

Lmao well gonked

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.


Plaster Town Cop

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



"It's the one that says bad mothergonker on it."

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